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Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-03-11 12:11:22 UTC
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-accidentally-joins-search-party-looking-for-herself/

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Salvos Rhoska
#2 - 2014-03-11 12:13:12 UTC
Women.... Can't tell them apart without their makeup!
Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-03-11 12:26:23 UTC
Maybe she dyed her hair blonde, would explain both the oddities of the article.
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OK, ok, I'm sorry, stop glaring at me like that!
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#4 - 2014-03-11 12:30:07 UTC
Not buying it as real at all. A simple count of people would have exposed that nobody was missing. And those things have a passenger manifest, that would also reveal nobody was missing.

This is one of those stories that gets revived occasionally, but with location name replacements and all that.

....just exactly like those "testicle biting fish" stories that appear, happening either in Finland, the American midwest, or any other kind of lake country.

You been hoaxed !

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#5 - 2014-03-11 12:31:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
And from the "Weird" news section of a Canadian newspaper ?? Geez people. Have you no filters for nonsense ?

Here is the exact same story but from 2012.

And this one from 2013.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#6 - 2014-03-11 12:34:18 UTC
not her fault those noob search leaders should have asked her API before letting her join.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-03-11 12:45:07 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
And from the "Weird" news section of a Canadian newspaper ?? Geez people. Have you no filters for nonsense ?

Here is the exact same story but from 2012.

And this one from 2013.


I was hoping the buzzkillers wouldn't show up until page 2.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#8 - 2014-03-11 12:45:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Seven Koskanaiken
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Not buying it as real at all. A simple count of people would have exposed that nobody was missing. And those things have a passenger manifest, that would also reveal nobody was missing.

This is one of those stories that gets revived occasionally, but with location name replacements and all that.

....just exactly like those "testicle biting fish" stories that appear, happening either in Finland, the American midwest, or any other kind of lake country.

You been hoaxed !


No, it's true, this woman is famous.

When she was a girl she was overheard in a record shop to ask "did you know Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?". She also once phoned the police while being robbed who couldn't get them to come out until she said "don't worry I've shot them both" at which point they rushed out to the call. Another time she paid for an Arab guys shopping and was told to stay away from New York on 9/11/2001.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#9 - 2014-03-11 12:53:27 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
And from the "Weird" news section of a Canadian newspaper ?? Geez people. Have you no filters for nonsense ?

Here is the exact same story but from 2012.

And this one from 2013.


I was hoping the buzzkillers wouldn't show up until page 2.




What's sad is that the story gave you a buzz in the first place.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-03-11 12:55:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
And from the "Weird" news section of a Canadian newspaper ?? Geez people. Have you no filters for nonsense ?

Here is the exact same story but from 2012.

And this one from 2013.


I was hoping the buzzkillers wouldn't show up until page 2.




What's sad is that the story gave you a buzz in the first place.


Why is that sad? I've never heard it before, and I found it amusing.

What, you think just because you've seen it, everyone should have? Please, there are still generations to come who haven't seen Star Wars yet. Is that sad too?

Sometimes I wonder if you don't come on here for the specific purpose of starting an argument with someone.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#11 - 2014-03-11 13:02:46 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:


Why is that sad? I've never heard it before, and I found it amusing.

What, you think just because you've seen it, everyone should have? Please, there are still generations to come who haven't seen Star Wars yet. Is that sad too?

Sometimes I wonder if you don't come on here for the specific purpose of starting an argument with someone.


Again, when you assume something you...blah blah blah.

I never heard of the story before.

2 paragraphs in and I realized it was not possibly real, so I used the wonderful powers of Google to confirm my suspicions.

People are too vulnerable anymore to nonsense and mis-truths.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-03-11 13:18:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:


Why is that sad? I've never heard it before, and I found it amusing.

What, you think just because you've seen it, everyone should have? Please, there are still generations to come who haven't seen Star Wars yet. Is that sad too?

Sometimes I wonder if you don't come on here for the specific purpose of starting an argument with someone.


Again, when you assume something you...blah blah blah.

I never heard of the story before.

2 paragraphs in and I realized it was not possibly real, so I used the wonderful powers of Google to confirm my suspicions.

People are too vulnerable anymore to nonsense and mis-truths.


Seeing as there are no victims to anyone getting fooled by this story, like there are in false tales of vaccines causing autism and homeopathy curing it, I don't see what the harm is. I think you're just being cynical for it's own sake, but you're right, it's just an assumption. At the end of the day, at least I'm honest about that :)

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Deus Veritas
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2014-03-11 15:44:00 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
....just exactly like those "testicle biting fish" stories that appear, happening either in Finland, the
American midwest, or any other kind of lake country.


Wait, what? I want to hear more about these testicle biting fish!

o.O
Serene Repose
#14 - 2014-03-11 17:23:47 UTC
I keep telling you that place does something to your brain, but noooOOOOOooobody listens.
Look what happened to Bobby Fischer. Can I get a, "Jaeger!"

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2014-03-11 18:39:20 UTC
Maybe it was a spiritual search party and she found herself.



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2014-03-11 23:05:09 UTC
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