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The atmosphere in eve is getting kinda good lately

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#61 - 2014-03-10 08:40:52 UTC
Sooner or later, I knew poetry would happen.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#62 - 2014-03-10 08:51:29 UTC
Sibyyl, I find your cynicism, disturbing to say the least.

Y U NO LIKE HAPPINESS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ugh

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Salvos Rhoska
#63 - 2014-03-10 09:40:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
ITT: Distinct scent of a yearning need for attention mixed with a breathless, panting undertone of clammy palmed sexual desperation.

Hows that for atmosphere. No thanks.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#64 - 2014-03-10 09:54:42 UTC
Rhatar Khurin wrote:
Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh, mango juice,
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace
Where I'll succeed at time-warp speed
Spend my days in ultraviolet rays
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

We'll lock on course straight through the universe
You and me and the galaxy
Reach the stage where hyper-drive's engaged
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.
+1 for Red Dwarf.

Breast milk guy was a smeghead.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Frank Millar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#65 - 2014-03-10 10:04:03 UTC
By reading this thread I became all calm and zen-like...

I'd like some breast milk in my coffee, though... Dunno if that can arranged?

Big smile
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#66 - 2014-03-10 10:07:27 UTC
Shaka, when the walls fell. Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#67 - 2014-03-10 11:08:57 UTC
Surprisingly this thread is still alive and well...

For whatever reason, breast milk consumption by adults always seems most popular in England. They have breast milk ice cream over there. But here's food for thought: where do they find the women to do this? Is it like a job they hire them for? Is it a work at home opportunity? So many questions...

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Salvos Rhoska
#68 - 2014-03-10 11:18:57 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
But here's food for thought: where do they find the women to do this? Is it like a job they hire them for? Is it a work at home opportunity? So many questions...

Do you really want to discuss what bodily fluids people consume from each other on an EVE forum?

Is this really a line of questioning worth pursuing?
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#69 - 2014-03-10 11:42:29 UTC
The nepenthean blue depth of space, beyond
that ninefold motley of gankers
Huddled in their frigs about the jump gate
Like afflicted hobos cast about their barrel of flame

I flicked the blue switch on my
bargain basement Dodixie afterburner
Wishing for a grody teat milk aficionado
To share the runaway thrill of my post-downtime game

/蘭

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#70 - 2014-03-10 11:47:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Erotica 1 wrote:
For whatever reason, breast milk consumption by adults always seems most popular in England. They have breast milk ice cream over there. But here's food for thought: where do they find the women to do this? Is it like a job they hire them for? Is it a work at home opportunity? So many questions...


I'd like to know who was the first person to look at a cow and think "hmm, I could drink that"?

There wouldn't have been a seat and pale, so he would have been down on his hands and knees straight under the cow (hopefully he didn't ever make a 'mistake' with a bull).

Probably English too.

Funny how something we would think of as beastiality these days started a whole drink industry we don't even think twice about (unless you are me and then you think about some random guy sucking on a cows tit - hmm, what does that say about me?)
Salvos Rhoska
#71 - 2014-03-10 12:01:50 UTC
Some of you people need to get out of your pod more.

And I don't mean for a WiS...
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#72 - 2014-03-10 12:03:44 UTC
Posting in a CCP appreciation thread.

And the pleasure was all mine.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#73 - 2014-03-10 12:03:54 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
And I don't mean for a WiS...


Don't you have a coke bottle for that?
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#74 - 2014-03-10 12:10:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
For whatever reason, breast milk consumption by adults always seems most popular in England. They have breast milk ice cream over there. But here's food for thought: where do they find the women to do this? Is it like a job they hire them for? Is it a work at home opportunity? So many questions...


I'd like to know who was the first person to look at a cow and think "hmm, I could drink that"?

There wouldn't have been a seat and pale, so he would have been down on his hands and knees straight under the cow (hopefully he didn't ever make a 'mistake' with a bull).

Probably English too.

Funny how something we would think of as beastiality these days started a whole drink industry we don't even think twice about (unless you are me and then you think about some random guy sucking on a cows tit - hmm, what does that say about me?)


The history of milk drinking can be traced back to 7,500 years ago in Central Europe and the Balkans. From a press release by researchers at University College, London, 2009:

The ability to digest the milk sugar lactose first evolved in dairy farming communities in central Europe, not in more northern groups as was previously thought, finds a new study led by UCL (University College London) scientists published in the journal PLoS Computational Biology. The genetic change that enabled early Europeans to drink milk without getting sick has been mapped to dairying farmers who lived around 7,500 years ago in a region between the central Balkans and central Europe. Previously, it was thought that natural selection favoured milk drinkers only in more northern regions because of their greater need for vitamin D in their diet. People living in most parts of the world make vitamin D when sunlight hits the skin, but in northern latitudes there isn't enough sunlight to do this for most of the year.

In the collaborative study, the team used a computer simulation model to explore the spread of lactase persistence, dairy farming, other food gathering practices and genes in Europe. The model integrated genetic and archaeological data using newly developed statistical approaches.


Evolution for the win, then? And a recent evolution of the human species if there ever was one.

*Edited with link to press release.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Salvos Rhoska
#75 - 2014-03-10 12:47:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
Lactose intolerants can still consume and largely metabolise raw milk and especially dairy, just not as efficiently and without as many undesirable side-effects as lactose tolerants (basically gas build up in the intestines as bacteria breaks down what the body itself could not absorb)

Most of the world is lactose intolerant, but that doesn't mean they haven't been consuming milk for millenia.
They just don't have the particular gene that evolved into central/northern europeans.
Basically means if they consume a lot of milk, they will fart a lot, possibly get diarrhea, abdominal pains, and there is evidence that increased gas pressure in the intestines over long periods can result in some tissue abnormalities, including cancers.

The connection to breast milk is not superficial.
People who lack the gene, become intolerant to lactose after being weened off human milk.
From an evolutionary functions perspective, perhaps it was so that a mother knows when to stop breastfeeding and instead feeding the child other foods, as a result of the child becoming increasingly irritable and affected by the intolerance (and, incidentally, also to know when the child's development is at the point that breast milk no longer carries all the necessary nutrients for the next stages of development).

Basically breast milk is the single and absolute best food source a child can have as its own digestive system is still in early stages of development. (WHO recommends that children are fed EXCLUSIVELY on breastmilk for a minimum of 6months, and 1yr preferred. However, most women don't do this. In Finland, for example, only 1% (ONE) of women follow this recommendation to exclusively breastfeed to 6months. As to the reasons for this, feel free to speculate.)

Infact that early gastrointestinal system can't even handle much else. But as it develops, the child becomes capable of ingesting other foods, and as it develops, so do the childs nutritional requirements exceed what is available in mothers milk, as well as the mothers capacity to even provide enough of it for an increasingly grown child.

In other words, its natures way of weening kids off the breast.

Its a "normal" human developmental stage to become incapable of metabolising lactose as they grow up, for which there is only a very recent genetic divergence.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#76 - 2014-03-10 12:51:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Remiel Pollard
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Lactose intolerants can still consume and largely metabolise raw milk and especially dairy, just not as efficiently and without as many undesirable side-effects as lactose tolerants (basically gas build up in the intestines as bacteria breaks down what the body itself could not absorb)

Most of the world is lactose intolerant, but that doesn't mean they haven't been consuming milk for millenia.
They just don't have the particular gene that evolved into central/northern europeans.

The connection to breast milk is not superficial.
People who lack the gene, become intolerant to lactose after being weened off human milk.
Its a "normal" human developmental stage to become incapable of metabolising lactose as they grow up, for which there is only a very recent genetic divergence.


Evolution in progress!! I ******* love this ****, you have no idea how much. I wonder how many people anti-GMO realise we've been genetically modifying ourselves for centuries.

Ah, science, how small thy maketh me feel and yet, I cling to thee like a child to its mother in curiosity.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104

Tanuki Kittybeta
Ripperoni in Pepperoni
#77 - 2014-03-10 12:59:06 UTC
hi guys what's going on in this thread
Salvos Rhoska
#78 - 2014-03-10 13:01:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Evolution in progress!! I ******* love this ****, you have no idea how much. I wonder how many people anti-GMO realise we've been genetically modifying ourselves for centuries.

Ah, science, how small thy maketh me feel and yet, I cling to thee like a child to its mother in curiosity.


Much of this stuff has been set on the backburner for the last century, due to the (deserved) social stigma resulting from the proliferation of "eugenics" as a pseudoscience in the early and mid 20th century.

Many people don't realise it, but a very significant part of the scientific community as well as society overall was pretty actively and overtly racist back then. Eugenics was considered the in-thing, and valid, worldwide. It wasn't just the Nazis, it was pretty much everyone, UK and US included.

Furthermore, in this century, there is a trend of misunderstanding "everyone is equal", to meaning, incorrectly, that "everyone is the same", which it most certainly does not. People get irrationally offended when anyone tries to point out that distinction, important as it is on a fundamental level. Infact, and ironically, there is nothing more offensive to the idea of individuality than people who try to claim "we are all the same" as some sort of social mantra of acceptance. We are not.

We are infact, genetically, a far more diverse and divergent species than most people realise.
Ironic, because the more people there are in the world, in direct and exponential relation to that, the more occurrences there are of genetic abnormalities and anomalies, than ever before.

Autistic savants, nigh superhuman athletes, people with inexplicable immunities to certain disorders, people with unusual reactions to standard otherwise tolerated vaccinations. Reports of individuals who are absolutely sexually irresistible to the opposite sex and of individuals for one reason or another, or are almost perfect and undetectable con-artists. The list is endless and largely unresearched, and the potential is as enormous, unfortunately, as is the potential risks from people lapsing into a Eugenics mind-set again...

Returning to the milk-in-me-tea-plz-guy, so the guy has a weird fetish. So what.
Some girls spit, some swallow. Is that any different really?
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#79 - 2014-03-10 13:36:53 UTC
Guise, let's keep it classy and not talk about lactose intolerance? A dairy might nipple on this thread and moo the wrong impression.

/蘭

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#80 - 2014-03-10 14:26:50 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Returning to the milk-in-me-tea-plz-guy, so the guy has a weird fetish.

He had a lot of weird fetishes.