Intergalactic Summit

Sen-Sational!

Gutter Press received a truly alarming report, that a local crime boss that was behind an increase in Angel Cartel activity near Aunia, was in fact the mother in law of a Federation Navy agent!

Astonishing!

This shocking news was revealed to a capsuleer who was tasked with destroying this Cartel matriarch!

"I had expected a routine patrol to keep down Serpentis or similar, when the agent told me she wanted this Angel cartel operative destroyed, and that they were in fact, their mother in law.
Imagine my surprise.
That wasn't the end of it, the agent told me that she would reward me, and I quote "handsomely, handsome, snookums"
Which was unexpected, I thought we had a professional relationship here."

In-credible!

This surprise flirting was only the beginning of the strangeness, as the pilot was to find out, when confronting this Angel harridan!

"When I arrived, the mother in law insulted me, said I was a twit, and that her daughter should never have married me. I was also to "prepare for some pain", then she opened fire.
I'm not even married!"

This baffling series of incidents has led to the capsuleer deciding to leave Aunia, and seek employment elsewhere.

Amazing!

Gutter Press will continue to look for amazing stories of dangerous mothers in law.

Teh horror!

Informative, and as always entertaining read, Mucky sweetie.

If you fight for freedom, enjoy the liberties that free people take.

Combat in space going vessels seems to be linked to the ceremony of matrimony in a few cultures. Perhaps there is something in that for psychologists to talk about.