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Kale Silence
Doomheim
#101 - 2014-03-14 22:28:11 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Kim-baka, you of all people should know that transversal means nothing to missiles.

Enjoy my explosion radius. Blink

Last time it was you, tribal Rella, who enjoyed explosion radius of my missiles. After meeting me in space you run from that wreck of your ship even faster than a running gallentean.


Um.... Isn't the whole point of an escape pod to, I dunno...

Escape with?
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#102 - 2014-03-14 23:22:02 UTC
Kale Silence wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Kim-baka, you of all people should know that transversal means nothing to missiles.

Enjoy my explosion radius. Blink

Last time it was you, tribal Rella, who enjoyed explosion radius of my missiles. After meeting me in space you run from that wreck of your ship even faster than a running gallentean.


Um.... Isn't the whole point of an escape pod to, I dunno...

Escape with?


No tribal dog! All patriots know to ram your pod into enemy ship. Especially if a gallentean frog ship!

This is why the federation must be destroyed!

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#103 - 2014-03-14 23:37:39 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Kim-baka, you of all people should know that transversal means nothing to missiles.

Enjoy my explosion radius. Blink

Last time it was you, tribal Rella, who enjoyed explosion radius of my missiles. After meeting me in space you run from that wreck of your ship even faster than a running gallentean.


Um.... Isn't the whole point of an escape pod to, I dunno...

Escape with?


No tribal dog! All patriots know to ram your pod into enemy ship. Especially if a gallentean frog ship!

This is why the federation must be destroyed!

FOR TIBUS! FOR THE STATE! RAWRRRR

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Kale Silence
Doomheim
#104 - 2014-03-15 01:29:00 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:


No tribal dog! All patriots know to ram your pod into enemy ship. Especially if a gallentean frog ship!

This is why the federation must be destroyed!


Woof.
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#105 - 2014-03-15 02:44:40 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Kim-baka, you of all people should know that transversal means nothing to missiles.

Enjoy my explosion radius. Blink

Last time it was you, tribal Rella, who enjoyed explosion radius of my missiles. After meeting me in space you run from that wreck of your ship even faster than a running gallentean.


Um.... Isn't the whole point of an escape pod to, I dunno...

Escape with?


No tribal dog! All patriots know to ram your pod into enemy ship. Especially if a gallentean frog ship!

This is why the federation must be destroyed!

What's sad... Is that, until I saw the header, this looked just like an expected response... I was wondering if my filter had reset. Remember what I said about predictability? I rest my case.

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117

Kale Silence
Doomheim
#106 - 2014-03-15 03:25:37 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
Kim-baka, you of all people should know that transversal means nothing to missiles.

Enjoy my explosion radius. Blink

Last time it was you, tribal Rella, who enjoyed explosion radius of my missiles. After meeting me in space you run from that wreck of your ship even faster than a running gallentean.


Um.... Isn't the whole point of an escape pod to, I dunno...

Escape with?


No tribal dog! All patriots know to ram your pod into enemy ship. Especially if a gallentean frog ship!

This is why the federation must be destroyed!

What's sad... Is that, until I saw the header, this looked just like an expected response... I was wondering if my filter had reset. Remember what I said about predictability? I rest my case.


I believe that was intended satire to mock this Diana Kim person everyone keeps talking about?
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#107 - 2014-03-15 04:33:07 UTC
Kale Silence wrote:

I believe that was intended satire to mock this Diana Kim person everyone keeps talking about?

Oh, yes... What I'm commenting on is that the pilot in question is so repetitive and utterly predictable that anyone can step in at the right time and sound just like her. Trust me, it's like a malfunctioning sound byte, unchanging, unoriginal, and increasingly out of synch with the current state of reality.

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117

Kale Silence
Doomheim
#108 - 2014-03-15 04:42:28 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:

I believe that was intended satire to mock this Diana Kim person everyone keeps talking about?

Oh, yes... What I'm commenting on is that the pilot in question is so repetitive and utterly predictable that anyone can step in at the right time and sound just like her. Trust me, it's like a malfunctioning sound byte, unchanging, unoriginal, and increasingly out of synch with the current state of reality.


Bumbum beedum bumbum beedumbum
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#109 - 2014-03-15 11:19:46 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:

I believe that was intended satire to mock this Diana Kim person everyone keeps talking about?

Oh, yes... What I'm commenting on is that the pilot in question is so repetitive and utterly predictable that anyone can step in at the right time and sound just like her. Trust me, it's like a malfunctioning sound byte, unchanging, unoriginal, and increasingly out of synch with the current state of reality.

Traitors like Saya can't understand, that working for the State or defending the State is quite repetitive action.
No, she can't do any repetitive work, it is "too hard, to boring" for her "kingly" hands.
Thus she wants to live in useless self pleasuring like filthy gallentean kakku, only entertaining her swollen ego.

Nobody needs peoples like her in the State anyway.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Kale Silence
Doomheim
#110 - 2014-03-15 18:52:37 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:

I believe that was intended satire to mock this Diana Kim person everyone keeps talking about?

Oh, yes... What I'm commenting on is that the pilot in question is so repetitive and utterly predictable that anyone can step in at the right time and sound just like her. Trust me, it's like a malfunctioning sound byte, unchanging, unoriginal, and increasingly out of synch with the current state of reality.

Traitors like Saya can't understand, that working for the State or defending the State is quite repetitive action.
No, she can't do any repetitive work, it is "too hard, to boring" for her "kingly" hands.
Thus she wants to live in useless self pleasuring like filthy gallentean kakku, only entertaining her swollen ego.

Nobody needs peoples like her in the State anyway.


Um, I think she meant how you were spouting off "I hate Gallente" and other such repetitive...ness.

I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with her intention to fight.

But y'know, whatever, boo bad people, and the like...Shocked
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#111 - 2014-03-15 23:25:55 UTC
Kale Silence wrote:

Um, I think she meant how you were spouting off "I hate Gallente" and other such repetitive...ness.

I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with her intention to fight.

But y'know, whatever, boo bad people, and the like...Shocked

It is my job to destroy gallente, you know it, right?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Kale Silence
Doomheim
#112 - 2014-03-15 23:30:16 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:

Um, I think she meant how you were spouting off "I hate Gallente" and other such repetitive...ness.

I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with her intention to fight.

But y'know, whatever, boo bad people, and the like...Shocked

It is my job to destroy gallente, you know it, right?


I know nothing!!!

*Runs and hides*

Shocked
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#113 - 2014-03-16 01:51:32 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:

Um, I think she meant how you were spouting off "I hate Gallente" and other such repetitive...ness.

I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with her intention to fight.

But y'know, whatever, boo bad people, and the like...Shocked

It is my job to destroy gallente, you know it, right?


Considering there are still trillions of us across the cluster (yes, even in the state) I'd have to imagine you're not doing too well at destroying us all.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#114 - 2014-03-16 06:50:10 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:

Um, I think she meant how you were spouting off "I hate Gallente" and other such repetitive...ness.

I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with her intention to fight.

But y'know, whatever, boo bad people, and the like...Shocked

It is my job to destroy gallente, you know it, right?


Considering there are still trillions of us across the cluster (yes, even in the state) I'd have to imagine you're not doing too well at destroying us all.

One frog at a time. You can pick your place in a queue.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#115 - 2014-03-16 07:36:02 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:

Um, I think she meant how you were spouting off "I hate Gallente" and other such repetitive...ness.

I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with her intention to fight.

But y'know, whatever, boo bad people, and the like...Shocked

It is my job to destroy gallente, you know it, right?


Considering there are still trillions of us across the cluster (yes, even in the state) I'd have to imagine you're not doing too well at destroying us all.

One frog at a time. You can pick your place in a queue.


Oh come on! Diana dear you're trying to be cut throat and ruthless! How is giving me the freedom to pick my spot in line going to help that image?

Tsk tsk, you hate Gallenteans but you could really use one as your agent. I can refer you to my agent, Pierre. He's great with prepping people for public appearances, investment advice, and makes THE BEST veal!

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#116 - 2014-03-16 10:31:06 UTC
Kale Silence wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:

I believe that was intended satire to mock this Diana Kim person everyone keeps talking about?

Oh, yes... What I'm commenting on is that the pilot in question is so repetitive and utterly predictable that anyone can step in at the right time and sound just like her. Trust me, it's like a malfunctioning sound byte, unchanging, unoriginal, and increasingly out of synch with the current state of reality.

Traitors like Saya can't understand, that working for the State or defending the State is quite repetitive action.
No, she can't do any repetitive work, it is "too hard, to boring" for her "kingly" hands.
Thus she wants to live in useless self pleasuring like filthy gallentean kakku, only entertaining her swollen ego.

Nobody needs peoples like her in the State anyway.


Um, I think she meant how you were spouting off "I hate Gallente" and other such repetitive...ness.

I'm pretty sure it had nothing to do with her intention to fight.

But y'know, whatever, boo bad people, and the like...Shocked

Ask. My reasons and intentions are rarely complicated, and I'm more than willing to answer the majority of questions that don't deal with sensitive materials or issues within the State, when posed by someone with a functional brain.

To put it simply, pilot Kim isn't worth my time to speak to, so I don't, therefore, you need not worry about expanding upon anything I say in an effort to translate it to a state her ape-esque mind can comprehend. I've tried that already, it doesn't work.

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#117 - 2014-03-16 10:50:10 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:

To put it simply, pilot Kim isn't worth my time to speak to, so I don't, therefore, you need not worry about expanding upon anything I say in an effort to translate it to a state her ape-esque mind can comprehend. I've tried that already, it doesn't work.

Oh, "ape-esque"?
I see that traitor is still barking.
Maybe I am not a very smart person to be a scientist of some sort or a doctor, but my brain is times more developed and functional than one that this traitor Saya has.
Besides that, my mind is working for the State, helping me to destroy enemies of the State, while mind of Saya only helps her to bark, support gallentean scum and be "anti-citizen", who can't do a single useful thing for Caldari peoples.
That exactly makes her in particular "ape-esque".

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#118 - 2014-03-16 10:55:31 UTC
Fredfredbug4 wrote:

Oh come on! Diana dear you're trying to be cut throat and ruthless! How is giving me the freedom to pick my spot in line going to help that image?

I am not really like that "cut throat and ruthless" stuff. I am just doing my job and clearing space from filth like gallenteans.

Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Tsk tsk, you hate Gallenteans but you could really use one as your agent. I can refer you to my agent, Pierre. He's great with prepping people for public appearances, investment advice, and makes THE BEST veal!

No effing way.
I am NOT interested in either public appearance or some sort of gallentean agents.
Okay, thank you and goodbye.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Kale Silence
Doomheim
#119 - 2014-03-16 23:30:08 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:

Ask. My reasons and intentions are rarely complicated, and I'm more than willing to answer the majority of questions that don't deal with sensitive materials or issues within the State, when posed by someone with a functional brain.

To put it simply, pilot Kim isn't worth my time to speak to, so I don't, therefore, you need not worry about expanding upon anything I say in an effort to translate it to a state her ape-esque mind can comprehend. I've tried that already, it doesn't work.


Just tryin to help...