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Announcement: Sacrifice of 1,000,000 Slaves to God

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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#1 - 2014-03-03 22:04:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Nauplius
At approximately 16:00 on 2014.03.03, over 1,000,000 Slaves were sacrificed to God by my hand.

Purchased over a period of some days at Khanid Transport Storage, Kahah I, most of these filthy Minmatar subhumans were packed into Enormous Freight Containers, the containers were flown three at a time into deep space within the Saloti system, and then they were incinerated by holy Amarrian Pulse Lasers by my Omen-class RKS Reclaimer. Finally, in order to further glorify God and leave a permanent record of this holy event, a Providence-class freighter completely filled with the remaining Slaves — 176,400 of them — was flown into deep space, and then obliterated in a mighty God-glorifying explosion.

Why did you do this?
The Amarr people have become liberal and weak. Once other peoples looked upon us with fear and horror; now we beg them to like us and apologize to them for our God and our slaves. In such a state, we offend the holy eyes of God and He withdraws His blessings from us. Having cleaned my sins, however, in the blood of God's enemies, I might once again present myself before Him without shame; having demonstrated my willingness to do violence in His name, may He bestow upon me His blessings and His power.

Was this legal?
Yes. I am a citizen of the Khanid Kingdom, where wealthy Commoners may own slaves. All slaveowners may execute capital punishment upon their slaves. I simply chose to own a lot of slaves and execute capital punishment upon all of them.

Aren't you supposed to be nice to slaves?
No, that is a misconception owning to excessive liberalism among IGS Amarrians. Slaves are filthy, subhuman pieces of meat to whom little is required except keeping them on the path of salvation. These slaves have been rescued from the ever-increasing liberalism and decadence of our age; they will never fear being taken by a Liberal Holder (or worse, the Disciples of Ston) who might turn them from God unto the path of Damnation.

Is human sacrifice really allowed?
It is in the Scriptures. Molok the Deceiver was sacrificed upon the altar of God.


All that said, one man's sacrifice will not move a holy and righteous God to favor the Amarr with His blessing once again. But should other Amarrians perform slave sacrifices, may God see that we are turning from liberalism back unto the conquest and Reclaiming that is our Destiny of Faith; may he bestow upon us His blessings and His power. Let it be so. Amen. Amarr Victor.

(Thanks to Pend Insurance for their assistance with this ritual.)
Derek Quaid
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-03-03 22:17:14 UTC
These announcements usually signify something was sacrificed to the poster's ego. Congratulations on fellating yourself in accordance with the finest traditions of the IGS!

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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#3 - 2014-03-03 22:19:55 UTC
Well, that's certainly something, alright.

Sounds a bit Equilibrium of Mankind style though.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
#4 - 2014-03-03 22:25:26 UTC
Nauplius wrote:


Why did you do this?
The Amarr people have become liberal and weak. Once other peoples looked upon us with fear and horror; now we beg them to like us and apologize to them for our God and our slaves. In such a state, we offend the holy eyes of God and He withdraws His blessings from us. Having cleaned my sins, however, in the blood of God's enemies, I might once again present myself before Him without shame; having demonstrated my willingness to do violence in His name, may He bestow upon me His blessings and His power.

To draw attention towards me. Look how evil and anti-liberal-trend I am!




There, corrected it for you.
Kucial Kinan
Kinani Consortium
#5 - 2014-03-03 22:31:11 UTC
Your craving for attention reeks of desperation. You demonstrate no desire to glorify God, but merely yourself.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#6 - 2014-03-03 22:35:31 UTC
I guess the whole two n' a half minute thing was good in theory but not in practice, hey Mr Nauplius?

By my calculations that would have taken you almost five years to torture a million slaves at that rate, without sleeping.

Back to basics eh?

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Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#7 - 2014-03-03 22:40:44 UTC
Congratulations, you've just crossed the line from murdering madman to mass-murdering madman if I were you I'd expect some big, hairy, Brutor TLF person to make you his personal hobby.

Truly you have ascended to join the company of Silas Vitalia.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-03-03 22:41:27 UTC
Usually at this point people break out clichéd phrases like "you're insane!" But I don't particularly feel the need to say that, as it's patently obvious to everyone already. I just think it's pretty damn rich you're ranting about "conquest" while shooting at freight containers full of non-combatants. The things the Empire wants to conquer - or, far more accurately, the things you want the Empire to conquer - tend to be a little less stationary and a lot less defenceless.

There is some solace to be taken, however, in the fact that you wasted nearly two billion ISK of your own money on a vanity-fueled act of mass murder that will neither endear you to the countrymen you wish to influence nor discourage or intimidate your enemies.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Anslo
Scope Works
#9 - 2014-03-03 22:47:22 UTC
So you can't fight Minnies in the war zone so you go and kill people who can't fight back?

Hah, you're pathetic.

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Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-03-03 22:49:42 UTC
May the red god bless you for eternity, Nauplius, for purifying so many souls at once. You may not see me as an equal but we are equal, as immortal pure-blooded clones, in the kingdom of god.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#11 - 2014-03-03 23:01:58 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Usually at this point people break out clichéd phrases like "you're insane!" But I don't particularly feel the need to say that, as it's patently obvious to everyone already. I just think it's pretty damn rich you're ranting about "conquest" while shooting at freight containers full of non-combatants. The things the Empire wants to conquer - or, far more accurately, the things you want the Empire to conquer - tend to be a little less stationary and a lot less defenceless.

There is some solace to be taken, however, in the fact that you wasted nearly two billion ISK of your own money on a vanity-fueled act of mass murder that will neither endear you to the countrymen you wish to influence nor discourage or intimidate your enemies.


Did you develop this sense of morality before or after you pledged allegiance to the Blood Raiders ?

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#12 - 2014-03-03 23:19:30 UTC
Nauplius wrote:

Was this legal?
Yes. I am a citizen of the Khanid Kingdom, where wealthy Commoners may own slaves. All slaveowners may execute capital punishment upon their slaves. I simply chose to own a lot of slaves and execute capital punishment upon all of them.


Wow, your law-fu is amazing. I bet you must've felt pretty smart when you've discovered that incredible loophole after months, possibly years of study.
So, now you can take a rolled cigar, lean back and listen to a bit of life advice from someone not as functionally ******** as you: Not everything that is legal on paper will be legal in court, nor will it help you to not look like a massive instrument to further moronity on a solar system-wide scale. I bet that particular monument to god's grandness, displayed aptly by your incandescent ingenuity, can still be seen from the outer regions.


Pieter Tuulinen wrote:

Truly you have ascended to join the company of Silas Vitalia.


Now, now, Vitalia had at least some style and intellect to her person.

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#13 - 2014-03-03 23:32:22 UTC
Sixty-Three Million.

That was the death toll due to orbital bombardment during the conquest of Eanna, one of the last systems to be Reclaimed before the Minmatar Rebellion.

That is what we Amarrians must be able to accept before we can start Reclaiming in earnest again. God knows that too many modern-day Amarrians cannot accept such bloodshed, and so further conquest is denied us. But perhaps through slave sacrifice, we can harden our hearts, steel our minds, and make ourselves worthy of a renewed Reclaiming before a holy and righteous God.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#14 - 2014-03-03 23:33:19 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Usually at this point people break out clichéd phrases like "you're insane!" But I don't particularly feel the need to say that, as it's patently obvious to everyone already. I just think it's pretty damn rich you're ranting about "conquest" while shooting at freight containers full of non-combatants. The things the Empire wants to conquer - or, far more accurately, the things you want the Empire to conquer - tend to be a little less stationary and a lot less defenceless.


Of course they couldn't fight back. It was a sacrifice, not a ritual combat.
James Syagrius
Luminaire Sovereign Solutions
#15 - 2014-03-03 23:41:57 UTC  |  Edited by: James Syagrius
It isn't my place and I am sure those more qualified in faith will comment soon enough.

But what can be said about such a thing.

Even by capsuleer standards your actions were… beastly.

Don’t use God as an excuse for what you did.

There is nothing of Him in your actions.

His justice is sure and you will be held to account for every soul.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-03-03 23:43:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Caviar Liberta
Nauplius wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Usually at this point people break out clichéd phrases like "you're insane!" But I don't particularly feel the need to say that, as it's patently obvious to everyone already. I just think it's pretty damn rich you're ranting about "conquest" while shooting at freight containers full of non-combatants. The things the Empire wants to conquer - or, far more accurately, the things you want the Empire to conquer - tend to be a little less stationary and a lot less defenceless.


Of course they couldn't fight back. It was a sacrifice, not a ritual combat.


Didn't this God you say you follow also say you are to take care of those under your charge? I'm sure God isn't pleased with this act.
Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#17 - 2014-03-03 23:46:41 UTC
You'll certainly conquer their hearts and minds!

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.

TomHorn
Horn Brothers Holdings Inc.
#18 - 2014-03-03 23:51:15 UTC
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At approximately 16:00 on 2014.03.03, over 1,000,000 Slaves were sacrificed to God by my hand


The true fire is kindled at the Altar of Sacrifice. The false fire ignores the blood Nauplius. Nothing is really lost with a life that has been sacrificed to god, but everything is lost by failure to obey Gods call.

The time for a renewed Reclaiming before a holy and righteous God is coming. Sarum family have asked for it, others will join the call for it soon enough. Your Caldari friends will join you in your Gods mission for a renewed Reclaiming.

Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#19 - 2014-03-03 23:51:20 UTC
An act of pointless violence which cost God a great many unsaved souls, all for the sole benefit of elevating its perpetrator to an improperly perceived level of some significance. This act is to be condemned as a failure to fulfill the tenants of our Faith and the demands of God as well as a terrible display of self-gratifying stupidity.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

Gregory Na'Dare
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-03-03 23:59:48 UTC
TomHorn wrote:
Quote:
At approximately 16:00 on 2014.03.03, over 1,000,000 Slaves were sacrificed to God by my hand

Your Caldari friends will join you in your Gods mission for a renewed Reclaiming.


I just joined the fight and don’t get me wrong, there isn’t much good about the State from my perspective, but surely this isn’t what the folks on the other side are fighting for or with.
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