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Karynn Denton
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#41 - 2014-03-05 09:38:22 UTC
Pilot Satesa, Katanga Caravan is always looking out for volunteers to take part in our quality control programme.
Especially capsuleers - nearly all of our volunteers are drawn from baseliner populations.

The wellbeing of our customers is paramount - after all, a customer who's a drooling mess and locked into a state of permanent psychosis isn't a return customer. That's why quality control is so important. And please don't be alarmed; the mortality rate in our labs is quite low and the risks of permanent psychological damage are down to "significant".

Of course, a professional such as yourself (or associates) would be paid accordingly. "Risk vs Reward" and all that.

Let me know privately if you're interested.


Erica Dusette wrote:
Good things


I'm starting to warm to you. Slowly.


Jurou Yuan wrote:
Ha, Hahaha.

Yeah I think the term 'Gentleman' is bestowed upon you by others.


I regretfully inform you that 'Gentleman' is not bestowed upon you by anyone.


In all my dealings with the Malakim, he has been nothing but a gentleman.

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master
Astera Zandraki
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2014-03-05 12:05:39 UTC
This is.. pretty kinky, I guess? I hope they're payed well, always charge extra for kinky stuff.
Anslo
Scope Works
#43 - 2014-03-05 15:45:26 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
I think it's nice.

Simple topics, silly antics and people talking about the little things that matter to them, including the unusual and silly things.

Sure as hell beats what the IGS is normally like - an elitist, and often hostile, circle jerk made up of mostly flimsy personas who appear composed of nothing but a simple set of opinions versus an actual personality with any flare. Protracted, long-winded political or historical debates, religious angst and other such mind-numbing topics that mostly only those adverse to spending actual time in a capsule seem to have the inclination to obsess with.

What kind of a social venue is that?

Sounds more like sitting in a University lecture, a corporate board meeting, or a parliament, listening to the idiots banter back and forth, arguing over policy or accounting figures whilst watching paint dry. **** that.

Give me nutters, whores, combat pilots and jokers any day.

It's refreshing. Although I'm sure it won't last.

Jumping on the 'i'm starting to like you' train.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#44 - 2014-03-05 15:59:10 UTC
Kyllsa Siikanen wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Sadly no sebiestor for sale.


The hell do people have such an obsession with us for? Seriously? Why?


You have such cute little noses. And round bottoms. Most of you. I can think of at least one... anyway, let's not think about that. Several billion transactions, and the "Republic" would have cash on hand for painting at least half of its space stations!
N'maro Makari
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#45 - 2014-03-06 13:13:04 UTC  |  Edited by: N'maro Makari
As a keen observer of interstellar socio-politcal trends, I have noticed a fundamental disconnect on the concept of "Gallentean Liberalism", or "GalLib" Allow me to demonstrate:

1) GalLib According to the average citizen: "Live and let live, as long as we have a society based on equality, rights, the common good and mutual respect we will be fine. Hurruah."

2) GalLib According to a small group of vocal capsuleers: "I own slaves and eat babies, yeeeeha! **** you I'm Gallente, I do what I want! Check the eagle, bitches, that's an I do whatever the **** I want badge! Let's drink blood and fornicate in a man's chest cavity! Oh wow! That's so edgy and unconventional!"

Like I said. Something of a disconnect.

**Vherokior **
Lucien Rouen
#46 - 2014-03-06 16:02:13 UTC
N'maro Makari wrote:
As a keen observer of interstellar socio-politcal trends, I have noticed a fundamental disconnect on the concept of "Gallentean Liberalism", or "GalLib" Allow me to demonstrate:

1) GalLib According to the average citizen: "Live and let live, as long as we have a society based on equality, rights, the common good and mutual respect we will be fine. Hurruah."

2) GalLib According to a small group of vocal capsuleers: "I own slaves and eat babies, yeeeeha! **** you I'm Gallente, I do what I want! Check the eagle, bitches, that's an I do whatever the **** I want badge! Let's drink blood and fornicate in a man's chest cavity! Oh wow! That's so edgy and unconventional!"

Like I said. Something of a disconnect.


Despite agreeing with your point, I think I am going to have to start using the phrase "Check the eagle, bitches!"
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#47 - 2014-03-06 23:34:20 UTC
Lucien Rouen wrote:
N'maro Makari wrote:
As a keen observer of interstellar socio-politcal trends, I have noticed a fundamental disconnect on the concept of "Gallentean Liberalism", or "GalLib" Allow me to demonstrate:

1) GalLib According to the average citizen: "Live and let live, as long as we have a society based on equality, rights, the common good and mutual respect we will be fine. Hurruah."

2) GalLib According to a small group of vocal capsuleers: "I own slaves and eat babies, yeeeeha! **** you I'm Gallente, I do what I want! Check the eagle, bitches, that's an I do whatever the **** I want badge! Let's drink blood and fornicate in a man's chest cavity! Oh wow! That's so edgy and unconventional!"

Like I said. Something of a disconnect.


Despite agreeing with your point, I think I am going to have to start using the phrase "Check the eagle, bitches!"

It's the newest Gallentean trend. Big smile

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2014-03-07 02:44:53 UTC
I can't tell if this is a BDSM fetishism....or prostitution labeled something else. Either way, I'm laughing and trying not to point.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#49 - 2014-03-07 03:24:07 UTC
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
I can't tell if this is a BDSM fetishism....or prostitution labeled something else. Either way, I'm laughing and trying not to point.

Don't bother, just let it out. It's healthy to laugh. Big smile

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2014-03-07 03:33:02 UTC
Do you have anyone I can ride on the back of? I promise you this isn't a bizarre fetish. However as a child, I always enjoyed riding on my fathers back. Being able to get around without walking, getting a better view of my surroundings than anyone else, you know the usual stuff.

I recently injured my leg in a duel and would like someone I can ride around on for about a day or two while my leg heals. I could get a hover chair or something, but it just doesn't lead to interesting conversations, hilarious antics, or anything exciting really. But if I am riding on someone's back! Oh that would be grand!

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#51 - 2014-03-07 10:16:59 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Lucien Rouen wrote:
N'maro Makari wrote:
As a keen observer of interstellar socio-politcal trends, I have noticed a fundamental disconnect on the concept of "Gallentean Liberalism", or "GalLib" Allow me to demonstrate:

1) GalLib According to the average citizen: "Live and let live, as long as we have a society based on equality, rights, the common good and mutual respect we will be fine. Hurruah."

2) GalLib According to a small group of vocal capsuleers: "I own slaves and eat babies, yeeeeha! **** you I'm Gallente, I do what I want! Check the eagle, bitches, that's an I do whatever the **** I want badge! Let's drink blood and fornicate in a man's chest cavity! Oh wow! That's so edgy and unconventional!"

Like I said. Something of a disconnect.


Despite agreeing with your point, I think I am going to have to start using the phrase "Check the eagle, bitches!"

It's the newest Gallentean trend. Big smile


And the point to direct targeting reticle on.
However, a choice of priority should be solved: what is better to shoot first at, his head or his eagle?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#52 - 2014-03-07 19:01:38 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Lucien Rouen wrote:
N'maro Makari wrote:
As a keen observer of interstellar socio-politcal trends, I have noticed a fundamental disconnect on the concept of "Gallentean Liberalism", or "GalLib" Allow me to demonstrate:

1) GalLib According to the average citizen: "Live and let live, as long as we have a society based on equality, rights, the common good and mutual respect we will be fine. Hurruah."

2) GalLib According to a small group of vocal capsuleers: "I own slaves and eat babies, yeeeeha! **** you I'm Gallente, I do what I want! Check the eagle, bitches, that's an I do whatever the **** I want badge! Let's drink blood and fornicate in a man's chest cavity! Oh wow! That's so edgy and unconventional!"

Like I said. Something of a disconnect.


Despite agreeing with your point, I think I am going to have to start using the phrase "Check the eagle, bitches!"

It's the newest Gallentean trend. Big smile


And the point to direct targeting reticle on.
However, a choice of priority should be solved: what is better to shoot first at, his head or his eagle?

Well, you would have to have some impressive tracking equipment, I imagine, to target someone's head in a ship.Straight

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#53 - 2014-03-07 23:26:49 UTC
There's a word for what the OP is and it's not employer. It's pimp.

P.S. There's no point in attempting conversations with Goons. Just block them. Like any idiot they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with their extensive experience in idiocy.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#54 - 2014-03-08 06:15:08 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:

P.S. There's no point in attempting conversations with Goons. Just block them. Like any idiot they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with their extensive experience in idiocy.

You could replace the word "Goons" in this sentence with any group label and be no more correct.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#55 - 2014-03-08 09:57:33 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:

P.S. There's no point in attempting conversations with Goons. Just block them. Like any idiot they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with their extensive experience in idiocy.

You could replace the word "Goons" in this sentence with any group label and be no more correct.


That's the problem with Republicans; ironically, they think they're the smartest kettles out there.
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc
Slave A00073078
Northern Raven Reconnaissance Syndicate
#56 - 2014-03-10 06:56:33 UTC
Actually not that bad being a slave, if you have the right owner.
Satesa
Azure Stars Order
#57 - 2014-03-11 15:38:36 UTC
Greetings all.

While I was not responding recently, I was reading carefully.

In past few days some events occured, that got me to reconsider course of my life.

Aditionally, my best slavegirl in training, Aeonia Atlantis, decided to leave ISCU and pursue new destiny in her own corporation. While I regret this loss, I wish her best of luck in her future career...

I no longer have will to continue running independent business, so I have decided to close ISCU, and give myself entirely and permanently (until eventualy released, of course) to my current owner/master.

Closure will happen later this day.
While I am writing this, all my remaining boys and girls are being given their share of remaining wealth of ISCU, and they will be also transported to places of their desire, where they will be set free.

I have some loose threads to close. Those will probably take me away from my capsuleer life for at least one moth, probably more. So if you have something you need to discuss with me, please contact me before this saturday, when I will suspend my capsuleer license. After that, I will have read-only access to GalNet, so I will not be able to respond...

Sincerely yours, Samantha Tethis SatMalChaj, (former) CEO of Independent Slave Companion Unity.

Samantha Tethis Satmalchaj (callsign Satesa) - Founder/CEO of  "Independent Slave Companion Unity [ISCU.]" (CLOSED) Proffesional certified slavegirl (Current owner: see my bio)
Kale Silence
Doomheim
#58 - 2014-03-20 18:50:19 UTC
You're an odd one, aren'tchya?
Jonas Wickonian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2014-03-22 11:19:09 UTC
This is an opportunity for good citizens to experience the life of a slaver and/or slave without the guilt or risk of being an actual slaver and/or slave. a perfectly sound idea, you live life for the experience and when bound by an almost total immortality due to a cloning program changing up one's life every now and then keeps you from killing yourself out of boredom a growing concern in today's climate.
I am in full support and may even try this service in the future.
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