Crime & Punishment

Hold on, this is eve.
Reason, logic and proper grammar, what are you, a goon?

Seriously though, good post.

Come at us bro(s)

Ya, seems legit.....

LOVED the mail you sent by the way.

I SWEAR I AM NOT LAZY EAGLE!!!!!!

....o.... wait


also; SOMEONE thanks you for the bil you gave to pop us.

Gambling is a SIN YOU HEATHEN!!!!

OK STORY TIME

I'm just going to make a little timeline here to make it nice and easy to see the amount of fail that has occurred over the last couple weeks:

1st March:
- JBlazed gets kicked out of Easily Excited Alliance for being being terrible, abusive and generally unpleasant to be around
- JBlazed starts this forum thread. The EVE community responds with a mix of apathy, amusement and general disdain. The thread doesn't even reach its second page before he exposes his identity, rendering his posting alt pointless


7th March
- EE are on a roll and going strong into our second week of not really giving a **** about this guy. On an unrelated note, we lose a couple of expensive ships in a fight against a 25-man fleet. One of our members decides to use an alt to link the KMs, claim responsibility and see if we can milk some isk out of him


9th March
- JBlazed realises that he has EVE mail after 2 days of perplexed staring at the blinking envelope symbol on the Neocom. He opens it, reads the aforementioned mail and posts it here on the forums to lend some sense of credibility to his "crusade" against us. He completely fails to pay up any isk, thus exposing his original posts and promises as lies.

- An EE member suffers a disconnect and loses his HAC and slave pod to some randoms. Again, our faithful alt sends a mail to see if a second juicy KM will prompt some isk from fool. Again, he goes straight to the forums with the killmails and pays up nothing, proving that all he ever wanted was free mercenary work (which he didn't actually get)


13th March
- By this time, EE are crying, shaking and completely unable to operate. Our killboard stats are a pitiful
1323 Ships killed (80.23B ISK) 113 Ships lost (13.51B ISK) - 85.59% efficiency

- A random stranger (Amelita en Daire) appears and repeatedly whelps multiple cyno ships to our gatecamp.
He then sends an extremely vulgar email to one of our pilots threatening to kill his mother and sexually assault his children IRL (classy).
He then tells our pilot that the mail was not in fact meant for him, but for somebody else.
My shenanigans sense goes off, so I convo our mystery pilot, who explains that the mail was actually meant for a member of "Goonswarm" to whom he had just paid 1 billion isk to hot drop us, but who had failed to deliver on that promise. I ask why he would pay 1 billion to goons to randomly target a lowsec alliance, to which he responds "You guys kicked me out so I have to get revenge". "Oh, so you're JBlazed on another alt?" I say. The guy immediately drops convo.


So let's recap: This guy got kicked from alliance, went on an impotent rant on the forums, failed to deliver on any promises of isk for KMs, failed to impact our alliance in any way and then jumped headlong into a goon scam to hotdrop us for 1 billion isk.

Total loss to JBlazed: 1 billion isk and any dignity he may have been clutching on to
Total loss to Easily Excited: Nothing we wouldn't have lost from general piracy funtimes anyway

Well.. Once again i have to say. I am not Jblaze but it sounds like he is having a hard time.

I have no idea what you are talking about....

What do i have to do to prove that i am not this guy?

OP sounds like a douchebag, good job kicking him