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Official Announcement from LECOK
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Dan Carter Murray
#1 - 2014-02-27 10:14:29 UTC
As the senior liason of LECOKs Department of Agriculture and farming. I would like to proudly announce that Amarr will be at tier 5 tomorrow, Friday at 9:45 pm.

I have been warned by the minister of information that the assistant vice president of LECOK will sack me if I am mistaken.

The chief financial officer in an unrelated note will be paying dividends in the amount of 500 million disbursed among all shareholders on Friday at 9:50pm central standard time.

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Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#2 - 2014-02-27 10:57:23 UTC
great
Master Sergeant MacRobert
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#3 - 2014-02-27 14:10:38 UTC
Dan Carter Murray wrote:
As the senior liason of LECOKs Department of Agriculture and farming. I would like to proudly announce that Amarr will be at tier 5 tomorrow, Friday at 9:45 pm.

I have been warned by the minister of information that the assistant vice president of LECOK will sack me if I am mistaken.

The chief financial officer in an unrelated note will be paying dividends in the amount of 500 million disbursed among all shareholders on Friday at 9:50pm central standard time.



Please identify both the Minister of Information and the Assistant Vice President of LECOK. I have chicken feed for them. What?

"Remedy this situation or you shall live out the rest of your life in a pain amplifier"
Cowboy Nuggets
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-02-27 15:20:41 UTC
wtf is LECOK, is that french for "the cok"?
Tetsuo Tsukaya
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-02-27 16:12:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Tetsuo Tsukaya
Cowboy Nuggets wrote:
wtf is LECOK, is that french for "the cok"?


"****" actually, as it's a shortening of the corp name which loosely translates as "the athletic ****"


As in Rooster, obviously


EDIT: gg censoring the word for a rooster to shield the delicate sensibilities of EVE players who are definitely not all old nerds.
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-02-27 16:46:38 UTC  |  Edited by: March rabbit
and i was wondering where did all caldari farmers go.... Roll

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Dan Carter Murray
#7 - 2014-02-27 17:31:52 UTC
UPDATE FROM LECOKs Department of Agriculture and Farming:

The Amarr tier 5 has been pushed to tomorrow, Friday at 9:50 pm CST. This is 5 minutes later than previously announced.

Again, I have been warned by the Minister of Information that the Assistant VP of LECOK will sack me if I am mistaken, and strip me of all the hard earned medals that have been given to me by the LECOK CEO and head of Medalography.

On a related note, the CFO has changed the dividend payout from 500 million to 600 million disbursed among all shareholders on Friday at 9:55pm CST.

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Stalking Mantis
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-02-28 02:57:13 UTC
/me proud owned of Le Cok Stock

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IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#9 - 2014-02-28 04:02:59 UTC
March rabbit wrote:
and i was wondering where did all caldari farmers go.... Roll




I have only ever seen Gallente and MInmatar farmers - almost every Gal and Minny is a farmer.

Look at those two factions if it's farmers you want to find.

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Dread Operative
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#10 - 2014-02-28 15:17:28 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
March rabbit wrote:
and i was wondering where did all caldari farmers go.... Roll




I have only ever seen Gallente and MInmatar farmers - almost every Gal and Minny is a farmer.

Look at those two factions if it's farmers you want to find.


Troll 1/10
Try harder.
Dan Carter Murray
#11 - 2014-03-01 04:01:13 UTC
Due to the failure of the LECOKs Department of Agriculture and Farming's representative to fulfull his promises, he has been sacked.

Carry on as normal.

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IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#12 - 2014-03-01 07:50:17 UTC
Dread Operative wrote:
IbanezLaney wrote:
March rabbit wrote:
and i was wondering where did all caldari farmers go.... Roll




I have only ever seen Gallente and MInmatar farmers - almost every Gal and Minny is a farmer.

Look at those two factions if it's farmers you want to find.


Troll 1/10
Try harder.



Oh cmon - was at least a 3/10.

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Dread Operative
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#13 - 2014-03-01 16:32:33 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Dread Operative wrote:
IbanezLaney wrote:
March rabbit wrote:
and i was wondering where did all caldari farmers go.... Roll




I have only ever seen Gallente and MInmatar farmers - almost every Gal and Minny is a farmer.

Look at those two factions if it's farmers you want to find.


Troll 1/10
Try harder.



Oh cmon - was at least a 3/10.



2.8/10
Leiliana Atruin
SPATULA-CITY
#14 - 2014-03-01 19:17:13 UTC
Dan Carter Murray wrote:
As the senior liason of LECOKs Department of Agriculture and farming. I would like to proudly announce that Amarr will be at tier 5 tomorrow, Friday at 9:45 pm.

I have been warned by the minister of information that the assistant vice president of LECOK will sack me if I am mistaken.

The chief financial officer in an unrelated note will be paying dividends in the amount of 500 million disbursed among all shareholders on Friday at 9:50pm central standard time.


Dan Carter Murray??? Isnt he an over the hill rugby player???
Lord Azeroth
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-03-01 20:22:52 UTC
Where the F is my shareholders payout !?!?!
Dan Carter Murray
#16 - 2014-03-01 21:45:20 UTC
Lord Azeroth wrote:
Where the F is my shareholders payout !?!?!

I HAVE SACKED THE CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER AS WELL

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Tsobai Hashimoto
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-03-01 23:48:33 UTC
Lord Azeroth wrote:
Where the F is my shareholders payout !?!?!


LECOQ doesn't have any money....DCM spends it all on male strippers and his 37 alt accounts.
Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#18 - 2014-03-01 23:53:40 UTC
GREAT !