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Why are the Gallente so bad?

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Divine Entervention
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-02-27 05:46:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Divine Entervention
I don't necessarily mean only in faction warfare where they have way less systems than the superior caldari.

I mean as people. What is it about the gallente culture the produces such despicable, lowly players to migrate to them, while the enlightened, superior in all aspects of existence people choose every race but gallente?

What is it about Gallente space that makes it smell like garbage cans? Is it the Gallente space making the pilots smell bad? Or is it the Gallente pilots making the space smell trashy?
Hrett
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-02-27 06:16:05 UTC
Divine Entervention wrote:
I don't necessarily mean only in faction warfare where they have way less systems than the superior caldari.

I mean as people. What is it about the gallente culture the produces such despicable, lowly players to migrate to them, while the enlightened, superior in all aspects of existence people choose every race but gallente?

What is it about Gallente space that makes it smell like garbage cans? Is it the Gallente space making the pilots smell bad? Or is it the Gallente pilots making the space smell trashy?



Yes.

spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!
ALUCARD 1208
Digital Ghosts
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#3 - 2014-02-27 06:51:41 UTC  |  Edited by: ALUCARD 1208
nice troll post coming from the worst alliance in cal mil lol Big smile

sooo u wanna know why gallente dont get so many pilots ok here it is ...... Our missions arnt capable of being solod in a bomber thats why so everyone chooses the other races that can be.......

P.s how would u guys know what gal space smells like u live in high sec and dont venture more than 4 jumps from icho .......

that is all..................

BEBOPS ODE TO PERUNGA
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#4 - 2014-02-27 06:54:47 UTC
Divine Entervention wrote:
I don't necessarily mean only in faction warfare where they have way less systems than the superior caldari.

I mean as people. What is it about the gallente culture the produces such despicable, lowly players to migrate to them, while the enlightened, superior in all aspects of existence people choose every race but gallente?

What is it about Gallente space that makes it smell like garbage cans? Is it the Gallente space making the pilots smell bad? Or is it the Gallente pilots making the space smell trashy?


Simple:

The Gallente tradition of being unemployed and eating their own poop is what makes them that way.
(They don't wanna feed the Caldari war machine so they waste nothing to avoid spending ISK in Jita)

You also have to be a bit more understanding of how hard life is for the Gallente. Having to grow up with parents who are prostitutes can't be easy.
It's not fair criticize them for hanging out with other people who have similar life experiences/upbringings I guess.

But things are getting better for the poor Gals.
Example:
These days most countries are accepting of their lifestyle choices so they don't have that to deal with the social stigma their fathers did.
(See Gals - I am defending you for once - so nice of me)


You have also made a huge error in your post.
The Enlightened superior ones always choose Caldari.

Minmatar and Amarr are just a sideshow to the real FW warzone.
Kinda like those softplay places they have in shopping centres for bad parents to dump their kids in instead of spending time with them and teaching them the world is a hard place.

Minmatar is all bearded ladies having secks with their Fedos and stuff.
Amarr are what TEST would be without their Ritalin.




If there is anyone I have left out and not trolled/pissed off/upset/offended in this post - please let me know so I can include them.

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Divine Entervention
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-02-27 07:22:15 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Divine Entervention wrote:
I don't necessarily mean only in faction warfare where they have way less systems than the superior caldari.

I mean as people. What is it about the gallente culture the produces such despicable, lowly players to migrate to them, while the enlightened, superior in all aspects of existence people choose every race but gallente?

What is it about Gallente space that makes it smell like garbage cans? Is it the Gallente space making the pilots smell bad? Or is it the Gallente pilots making the space smell trashy?


Simple:

The Gallente tradition of being unemployed and eating their own poop is what makes them that way.
(They don't wanna feed the Caldari war machine so they waste nothing to avoid spending ISK in Jita)

You also have to be a bit more understanding of how hard life is for the Gallente. Having to grow up with parents who are prostitutes can't be easy.
It's not fair criticize them for hanging out with other people who have similar life experiences/upbringings I guess.

But things are getting better for the poor Gals.
Example:
These days most countries are accepting of their lifestyle choices so they don't have that to deal with the social stigma their fathers did.
(See Gals - I am defending you for once - so nice of me)


You have also made a huge error in your post.
The Enlightened superior ones always choose Caldari.

Minmatar and Amarr are just a sideshow to the real FW warzone.
Kinda like those softplay places they have in shopping centres for bad parents to dump their kids in instead of spending time with them and teaching them the world is a hard place.

Minmatar is all bearded ladies having secks with their Fedos and stuff.
Amarr are what TEST would be without their Ritalin.




If there is anyone I have left out and not trolled/pissed off/upset/offended in this post - please let me know so I can include them.


You have answered all the questions I asked, and even some I did not ask.

You are a scholar and a saint and I wish you the best.

The gallentes? Thinking of their plight makes me sad. In all honesty, they should stop hurting themselves trying to self govern. They're mentally incompetent and uncivilized by nature. As long as they make decisions for themselves, they'll continuously always be in the wrong because sadly, they do not know any better.

I suggest all Gallente surrender and ask for us Caldari to teach you how to be proper people, instead of the animals you are right now. Through us, you can gain a future worthy of respect.
Luwc
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-02-27 08:26:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Luwc
They are french.

but to the FW thing.

Caldari got the numbers (since test) but I have to say that one or two gallente FW corps/alliances are actually really good pvpers while most of Caldari consists of idiots. botting russians and test alliance....

Like Quantum Cats for example (inb4 loren gallen goes all smug)

http://hugelolcdn.com/i/267520.gif
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#7 - 2014-02-27 09:13:41 UTC
Luwc wrote:
They are french.

but to the FW thing.

Caldari got the numbers (since test) but I have to say that one or two gallente FW corps/alliances are actually really good pvpers while most of Caldari consists of idiots. botting russians and test alliance....

Like Quantum Cats for example (inb4 loren gallen goes all smug)



Loren quit eve and sold the toon a while back.





https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#8 - 2014-02-27 09:27:02 UTC
ALUCARD 1208 wrote:
nice troll post coming from the worst alliance in cal mil lol Big smile

sooo u wanna know why gallente dont get so many pilots ok here it is ...... Our missions arnt capable of being solod in a bomber thats why so everyone chooses the other races that can be.......

P.s how would u guys know what gal space smells like u live in high sec and dont venture more than 4 jumps from icho .......

that is all..................


i know npc can be too much for gallente, that is why they quit.
Tosi
Teurastamo
#9 - 2014-02-27 09:30:01 UTC
ALUCARD 1208 wrote:
nice troll post coming from the worst alliance in cal mil lol Big smile

sooo u wanna know why gallente dont get so many pilots ok here it is ...... Our missions arnt capable of being solod in a bomber thats why so everyone chooses the other races that can be.......

P.s how would u guys know what gal space smells like u live in high sec and dont venture more than 4 jumps from icho .......

that is all..................



Try fitting more 200mm plates, it might help!
Divine Entervention
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-02-27 10:14:25 UTC
Hahaha! look at all of these neanderthalic gallentes(dont even deserve capitalization) hurr durring on the forums because mongo mad master race caldari say mean things, MAKE MONGO MAD!

Stop pretending you know how to read and go collide your space ships into space stations more.

#gallenteRdumb
Dan Carter Murray
#11 - 2014-02-27 10:17:01 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Divine Entervention wrote:
I don't necessarily mean only in faction warfare where they have way less systems than the superior caldari.

I mean as people. What is it about the gallente culture the produces such despicable, lowly players to migrate to them, while the enlightened, superior in all aspects of existence people choose every race but gallente?

What is it about Gallente space that makes it smell like garbage cans? Is it the Gallente space making the pilots smell bad? Or is it the Gallente pilots making the space smell trashy?


Simple:

The Gallente tradition of being unemployed and eating their own poop is what makes them that way.
(They don't wanna feed the Caldari war machine so they waste nothing to avoid spending ISK in Jita)

You also have to be a bit more understanding of how hard life is for the Gallente. Having to grow up with parents who are prostitutes can't be easy.
It's not fair criticize them for hanging out with other people who have similar life experiences/upbringings I guess.

But things are getting better for the poor Gals.
Example:
These days most countries are accepting of their lifestyle choices so they don't have that to deal with the social stigma their fathers did.
(See Gals - I am defending you for once - so nice of me)


You have also made a huge error in your post.
The Enlightened superior ones always choose Caldari.

Minmatar and Amarr are just a sideshow to the real FW warzone.
Kinda like those softplay places they have in shopping centres for bad parents to dump their kids in instead of spending time with them and teaching them the world is a hard place.

Minmatar is all bearded ladies having secks with their Fedos and stuff.
Amarr are what TEST would be without their Ritalin.




If there is anyone I have left out and not trolled/pissed off/upset/offended in this post - please let me know so I can include them.


Myself and my CEO are not offended.

The CTO and CFO are furious though.

http://mfi.re/?j7ldoco 50GB free space @ MediaFire.com
Mehashi 'Kho
New Eden Motion Pictures
#12 - 2014-02-27 11:47:29 UTC
Our prostitutes will do things yours would not, no matter how much dirty isk you threw at them.
Crosi Wesdo
War and Order
#13 - 2014-02-27 12:28:57 UTC
Looks like Intergalactic Summit has another containment leak!
Dread Operative
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#14 - 2014-02-27 15:20:21 UTC
1/10 Horrible troll is horrible.
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#15 - 2014-02-27 15:30:52 UTC
Tosi wrote:
Try fitting more 200mm plates, it might help!
The "SPDR Smack Talk Trump Card" strikes again.
chatgris
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Of Essence
#16 - 2014-02-27 15:37:35 UTC
Crosi Wesdo wrote:
Looks like Intergalactic Summit has another containment leak!


This.
ALUCARD 1208
Digital Ghosts
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#17 - 2014-02-27 17:12:52 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Luwc wrote:
They are french.

but to the FW thing.

Caldari got the numbers (since test) but I have to say that one or two gallente FW corps/alliances are actually really good pvpers while most of Caldari consists of idiots. botting russians and test alliance....

Like Quantum Cats for example (inb4 loren gallen goes all smug)



Loren quit eve and sold the toon a while back.


nahg hes bk in sotf

BEBOPS ODE TO PERUNGA
Divine Entervention
Doomheim
#18 - 2014-02-27 17:14:44 UTC
I want to know who the Caldari is that is spying for the gallente.

I demand you stop reading the posts on these forums to the illiterate gallente.

They can't read because they're inferior, stop lowering yourself to their standards.
ALUCARD 1208
Digital Ghosts
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#19 - 2014-02-27 17:17:50 UTC  |  Edited by: ALUCARD 1208
Tosi wrote:



Try fitting more 200mm plates, it might help!


Try leaving ladi and oms that might help too .

please enlighten me on how many times neary have had yhe bottle to go up infront of the whole community and fight at an AT???

BEBOPS ODE TO PERUNGA
Princess Nexxala
Zero Syndicate
#20 - 2014-02-27 18:10:22 UTC
Best thread ever. Needs more Fedos though.

nom nom
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