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A poem for Ila Dace
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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-02-27 03:38:30 UTC
There once was a pirate from Siseide
Arties or missiles he could not decide
He finally chose beam
and on them put Gleam
Of all of his targets not one died

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-02-27 03:57:10 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
There once was a pirate from Siseide
Arties or missiles he could not decide
He finally chose beam
and on them put Gleam
Of all of his targets not one died

Had a look at my bio? Big smile

The fleet in B-R was safe, they thought
'Til sov'reignty dropped; supers they fought
'Twas well worth the risk
Cost trillions of ISK
Sending PL / N3's rep to naught.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2014-02-27 04:03:44 UTC
i, too, have a lyric for ila

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

yeah baby make them b-

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

Help, I can't download EVE

President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-02-27 04:32:35 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
i, too, have a lyric for ila

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

yeah baby make them b-

BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

Apply lyrics as necessary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0O0nzkESTI

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-02-27 04:45:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
There was a young Gallente jerk
Whose limericks never would work
When he was asked why
This was his reply
I always fit in too many syllables into the last line and then they tell me it's too many syllables so get this crap out of our publishing house you quirk

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-02-27 05:28:46 UTC
finishing one I heard from Star Trek: The Next Generation:

There once was a young woman from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a penís
She met two men on a ship
Whose bodies were like a lip
Said the two men "come stand between us"

I have no idea if that's how it was supposed to end, I just made that much up. Data never got to finish the joke, and rumor has it the rest was never written originally anyway.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-02-27 09:34:51 UTC
A Kerbal once landed on Duna
and looked up at it's moon-a
his orbiter crashed
on Ike as it passed
I don't ever eat tuna

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#8 - 2014-02-27 09:39:46 UTC
Awww you two are sweet. Oops

Maybe one day some handsome space-man will write me a haiku too.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-02-27 09:52:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
I once saw a beauty named Erica Dusette
She had the looks, she was all set
Though her manner was wry
And her posts were dry
I would still say I'm glad we have met

edit: a haiku too
Saw a pretty gal
'Twas looking away from me
Erica Dusette

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#10 - 2014-02-27 09:59:35 UTC
OopsOops

There goes those butterflies again.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-02-27 10:05:48 UTC
I checked your posts (cause I had no idea) and I retract my previous comment

makes a good limerick though

Have you seen the new Crucifier hull?
Note just how it is no longer dull
With two great fingers
Its HP lingers
Not all that far below full

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-02-27 19:56:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Ila Dace
A turd of a statue they gave him,
A steel pillar with nary a limb;
Used numbers instead,
No body, just head;
Steve Jobs would've never been so dim.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Aspalis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2014-02-27 22:59:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Aspalis
You all are the result of bad f*cking
Hey-ho-ho-ho-ho
Now shut up with these terrible poems
They are doing my head in
Hey-ho-ho-ho-ho!

-Alpheias

Marcus Gord: "Aspalis is an onion. Many layers, each one makes you cry."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-02-27 23:27:39 UTC
A terrible statue they made of Steve Jobs
With pewter they threw on in gobs
Such a waste of tin
And of lead within
I can't think of anything to rhyme with Jobs

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-02-27 23:35:01 UTC
Ever since I learned about armor tanking
I've started turning up my output of spanking
With lasers that scorch
And drones that torch
I'm not so good at limerick last line making

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-02-27 23:41:44 UTC
Aspalis wrote:
You all are the result of bad f*cking
Hey-ho-ho-ho-ho
Now shut up with these terrible poems
They are doing my head in
Hey-ho-ho-ho-ho!

-Alpheias

There once was a pilot; Aspalis
Who in RvB did take solace.
She'd shoot any Blue,
FallenTitan or you,
'Twas justice on all of the lawless.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-03-02 17:58:01 UTC
There once was a girl named lla Dace,
Her boobs always covered her face.
She fell asleep one night
Awoke with a fright
When her boobs carried her off into space.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-03-03 06:42:57 UTC
In Halaima, with lasers, mining an asteroid
AFK with no tank, James 315 annoyed
With blaster turrets large
Talos opened on the barge
Like James' ammo, mining prospects Null and Void

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#19 - 2014-03-03 14:51:51 UTC
There's a song in my heart
That makes me want to sing
About bacon, sausage, and everything
But I'm a little bit anxious and shaken
To find so few words rhyme with sausage or bacon.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-03-04 22:28:09 UTC
I made a limerick about this video:
6yo Skye playing Eve Online

A pirate in Amamake saw an Ibis go by
With pilot named Donna, he knew it was Skye
She aligned to Osoggur gate
The pirate's guns fired too late
He raged on Scott's video "You're teaching a lie!!"

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
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