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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-02-25 16:47:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
"It's the circle of life Simba...".

(perhaps I have been reading a few too many Gevlon Goblin and Oiras posts...)

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-02-25 17:08:38 UTC
Indeed. Its like one of those gruesome car crashes you just......can't.......look..... Away from...

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Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#3 - 2014-02-25 18:12:23 UTC
I approve of this product and/or service.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#4 - 2014-02-26 02:36:52 UTC
The title is misleading.

I didn't will anything except for that annoying kid of mine to stop hanging out with prostitutes.

I was like - If you hang with hookers - these religious nutters will eventually get cross with you.
Damn kids. They never listen and end up learning the hard way.





But this carebear education program has my approval still.

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#5 - 2014-02-26 05:19:37 UTC
Jesus WEPT Feyd.........a 17.5 million ISK Battle Venture?!?!!?


Mine only costs around 8 mill..;)

Also.....dose implants.......

Real Battle Venture pilots fly naked...do you hear me?

NAKED.

No implants sir...not even learners........

BTW, t2 pulse's work very well and you don't have ammo issues, as long as you can manage your cap...:)

Welcome to the wonderful world of the Battle Venture!!


Battle Imicus's are also fun to fly.....all-in-one scan/fight/salvage package..:) You do need good drone skills tho.....

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2014-02-26 05:55:29 UTC
Wow you killed someone with a shitfit.

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March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-02-26 06:05:34 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Wow you killed someone with a shitfit.

maybe i missed something but victim even didn't provide tears Sad

i really see no point here

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Sublime Rage
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2014-02-26 10:04:47 UTC
Fun read ,i liked,even if the kill is nothing amazing. you have some writing charisma Cool
Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-02-26 12:56:13 UTC
I think the victim was way beyond tears Twisted
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-02-26 18:07:29 UTC
Well, bitter-vets 'meh's aside, my favorite part...

"As a cherry on top? I would be leveraging the same built-in warp core stabilization CCP put in this hull in an effort to make carebears safer, so in the event things do go south and I am pointed or scrammed, I can just warp away. The irony here is truly delicious."


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Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#11 - 2014-02-26 18:39:57 UTC
battle venture has been a thing since the day it was introduced. Putting a 1.5 bn pod in it might be a bit more unusual however.

I think you meant to say "nerf wardecs" but instead your wrote "nerf hisec."

Cool.

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culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-02-28 11:12:05 UTC  |  Edited by: culo duro
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Wow you killed someone with a shitfit.


Yes welcome to killing half of eve. >.>

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