Warfare & Tactics

AT 03:32 EPRA , Eve Pilots Revolutionary Army attacked Test Alliance in support of Chribba

Acting on my orders our pilot Hann Athares placed two Sovernity Blockade Units in Test Alliance sovern system 87XQ-0.

EPRA would like to make it clear no member of our corp has had any contact with Chribba and he had no knowledge of this attack.

However....we felt the idle hands and minds of Test Alliance needed their attention focused. Perhaps if they are forced to take care of their own yard they won't be soiling the lawn of one of New Eden's premier citizens.

Since EPRA may have difficulty applying enough dps to Test Alliances Territorial Claim Units, I would like to issue a proposal to you pilots who value Chribba's many contributions - set aside your differences for a short while and attack the TCU's in 87XQ-0 while adherring to a local truce in fountain region.

I want to thank the pilots who have defended Chribba in the past and also thank Chribba for his work that most of us use every day.

Sebero Sinak , CEO, EPRA


A transmission was intercepted in local by one of EPRA members , it is the jumpbridge map of Test Alliance , here is the link

https://wiki.pleaseignore.com/images/2/2c/Fountain_JB.png

There was a problem with the execution of our plan - a newbie mistake - a "pubbie" screw up . The SBU's need to be in place 3 hrs while onlining before letting your enemies know they are there.

We failed in our 1st attempt but I can say if Test persists in their nonsense we also will persist in ours. At the present time we are plotting new routes, listening to new ideas and not discarding the SBU idea.

Score - Test +1 , EPRA 0

From the TEST forums:




[ 2011.11.11 04:16:12 ] EVE System > Channel changed to 87XQ-0 Local Channel
[ 2011.11.11 04:20:39 ] Fras Siabi > So whats the deal? You're not going to online the other one?
[ 2011.11.11 04:20:44 ] Fras Siabi > Also, you'll need a third.
[ 2011.11.11 04:21:27 ] Hann Athares > umm which one didn't online ?
[ 2011.11.11 04:21:48 ] Hann Athares > and you only need more then 1/2
[ 2011.11.11 04:22:02 ] Fras Siabi > Yes, but now you need another.
[ 2011.11.11 04:22:12 ] Hann Athares > soab
[ 2011.11.11 04:24:13 ] Fras Siabi > listen dude, When you anchor SBUs, generally you need to online them too.
[ 2011.11.11 04:24:29 ] Hann Athares > they are - right now onlining
[ 2011.11.11 04:24:44 ] Fras Siabi > Look at the corp they are onlining for...
[ 2011.11.11 04:25:14 ] Fras Siabi > Here's how it works. You drop the SBU, you anchor it. Then when it's done anchoring, you online it!
[ 2011.11.11 04:25:43 ] Fras Siabi > I mean, I think its cute. I really do.
[ 2011.11.11 04:25:47 ] Hann Athares > they are onlining as we speak
[ 2011.11.11 04:26:02 ] Fras Siabi > Yes, but you failed to anchor them, so we did.
[ 2011.11.11 04:26:19 ] Hann Athares > no i anchored them
[ 2011.11.11 04:26:24 ] Fras Siabi > that doesnt matter.
[ 2011.11.11 04:26:35 ] Fras Siabi > If you dont online them after you anchor them, anyone can.
[ 2011.11.11 04:26:41 ] droii > you anchored, not onlined. We onlined so we own and control them now
[ 2011.11.11 04:26:45 ] Fras Siabi > ^
[ 2011.11.11 04:27:02 ] Fras Siabi > Either way, you probably couldn't muster the force to shoot the ihub through its timers.
[ 2011.11.11 04:27:19 ] Captain Bara > THey do seem to say Test on them
[ 2011.11.11 04:27:20 ] Hann Athares > got me on that one
[ 2011.11.11 04:27:37 ] droii > upvote for getting in here and trying
[ 2011.11.11 04:27:43 ] Fras Siabi > ccc
[ 2011.11.11 04:27:49 ] Captain Bara > Sounds about right to be honest
[ 2011.11.11 04:27:54 ] Fras Siabi > Props for making it this far and actually anchoring them
[ 2011.11.11 04:28:05 ] Dysphonia Fera > Seeing sbus go up was hilarious
[ 2011.11.11 04:28:06 ] Captain Bara > We are terrible enough to SBU our own systems
[ 2011.11.11 04:29:26 ] Hann Athares > but you 3 aren't enough to take down the SBU's
[ 2011.11.11 04:29:42 ] droii > offline, unanchor and scoop
[ 2011.11.11 04:29:47 ] Fras Siabi > No, but we could sound the horn and have 200+ dudes in here in about 20 minutes.
[ 2011.11.11 04:29:53 ] Fras Siabi > Or do what droii said.
[ 2011.11.11 04:30:00 ] Dysphonia Fera > Either way, we win
[ 2011.11.11 04:30:26 ] Hann Athares > you don't have starbase configure in my corp
[ 2011.11.11 04:30:52 ] Fras Siabi > Nope, but droii has them for Dreddit.
[ 2011.11.11 04:31:03 ] droii > we dont need to, since you did NOT online them we own them now
[ 2011.11.11 04:31:36 ] Hann Athares > soab
[ 2011.11.11 04:31:47 ] Hann Athares > i have to wait 3 hrs
[ 2011.11.11 04:31:54 ] Hann Athares > soab
[ 2011.11.11 04:31:55 ] Fras Siabi > Nah, you can just leave.
[ 2011.11.11 04:32:23 ] Hann Athares > argh
[ 2011.11.11 04:33:58 ] Hann Athares > this is so dissapointing
[ 2011.11.11 04:34:25 ] Fras Siabi > You don't want to do Sov grind man. Trust me.
[ 2011.11.11 04:34:27 ] Hann Athares > i need to wait 3 hrs
[ 2011.11.11 04:34:54 ] Hann Athares > before i tell you guys
[ 2011.11.11 04:35:22 ] Mini Leia > rofl
[ 2011.11.11 04:35:24 ] Mini Leia > had to come and look
[ 2011.11.11 04:35:30 ] Mini Leia > he really failed at sbuing 87x...
[ 2011.11.11 04:35:44 ] Fras Siabi > Please tell me this isn't like all the isk your corp has?
[ 2011.11.11 04:35:57 ] Mini Leia > what were you hoping to gain by sbuing this system?
[ 2011.11.11 04:36:13 ] Hann Athares > no, but i will be back , got to run a few sleeper sites first
[ 2011.11.11 04:37:45 ] Hann Athares > hmmm, do i leave thru the bubble fair or the lone ganker ?
[ 2011.11.11 04:38:09 ] droii > go kvn, and run like hell my friend
[ 2011.11.11 04:38:17 ] Fras Siabi > the lone ganker. Just because I think your adorable, I'll tell you that you should head south.
[ 2011.11.11 04:38:30 ] Shona Vasser > I wouldn't go now as there's a BL gang in KVN atm
[ 2011.11.11 04:38:32 ] Hann Athares > : )
[ 2011.11.11 04:38:48 ] droii > *spoilsport*
[ 2011.11.11 04:39:02 ] droii > he came here to SBU us, and I cant send him into a trap?


lol

I'll provide the tl;dr; after anchoring the person dropping SBUs didn't online them. So test onlined them. SBU our own space erryday.

We should use those SBUs against Chribba.... Just sayin'... Add insult to injury.

I think the Marx Brothers already did this shtick.....

This is so incredibly cute it's unbearable.

If Hann Athares had just taken my convo, we could have prevented making your corp look silly.

I wish to inform you that your donation of SBU's will be used in a most historic fashion. These very same SBU's will be transported to providence and used to initiate the blockade against Chribba's system. A heartfelt thank you for supporting our war effort.

For making my sleepless night alot better I have personaly recomended your corp to Xystance (and his 99%).
He will need people like you if he is to get anywhere, good luck and hope you get to blow me up one day soon.

First steps taken, now get back up and start running!
Until then, thanks for all the SBUs.