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Mummy Noh's History of the Ancient Matari World

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Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#1 - 2014-02-07 04:05:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Gosakumori Noh
[AMARR PRIME.

Camera drones descend from a hot pink sky, buzzing through fluffy clouds toward the exposed granite peaks of an island off the northwest coast of Amarr, the Continent. Skipping playfully above the surface of a deep glacial tarn, the drones speed up and over the crumbling wall of a ruined monastery.

The CRONE walks across a rubble-strewn courtyard. Three LYCANTHROPIC SEBIESTOR skitter eagerly from one hiding corner corner to another, playing peek-a-boo with the camera drones - the bobbing movements of which oddly resemble those of the seven foot long humanoid quadrupeds. Behind the CRONE walks CENTURIO GAIM, a hulking cylindrical kameira who holds a mauve parasol at precisely the right angle.

The CRONE waves briefly to someone. A curious camera drone focuses on the location, but there is no one there. The confused little drone scurries around looking for a playmate, finds none, realizes it is behind, and hurries to catch up.]

[BENEATH THE MONASTERY.]

Oh, I haven't been down here in years, sweeties. The door is... help Mummy open the door. No, he can't open the door, he's holding the light. You can't hold the light. The beam will splash all over the place like everything else you do and mess up the drone f-stops.

[The CRONE leans in close to a camera drone and examines its f-stops. LYCANTHOPIC SEBIESTOR pull open the enormous, strange metal doors, their extra muscle groups straining.]

Yes, darlings. Here we have it. Long ago, in a star system over that way, Great Auntie scooped a Matari village off a muddy iceberg with a terraforming device and stored it down here in this corner of the wine cellar. In that way, she preserved unique aspects of Stone Age Matari culture. Not to worry, no little primitives were harmed by this exercise in cultural conservation.

The village had been buried in ice and abandoned for thousands of years.

"Helasbodice," as Auntie called it, was built on a semi-volcanic cairn island positioned in such a way as to accumulate icebergs breaking free of the Arctic canopy. Striking the island's north shore, ice formed an escarpment that embraced two largely extinct cones - thus the name.

Krusual were the first to settle on the island's southern side, between Hela's voluptuous breasts, and used the village as a spiritual retreat from which to test their young shaman. In fact, just reaching the village was a significant element of the test. Young Krusual initiates were required to climb from the Tronhadar valley over the Krusu to the north coast of Houdea. There, they constructed a kayak by their own hand, from available materials, and commenced a lonely journey northward toward Mikramurka.

The seas decided which sanctuary, if any, the young shaman reached.

Those reaching the Sanctuary of Helasbodice would become initiates of the Wendigo - a particularly fierce and unpleasant totemic master, even for the particularly fierce and unpleasant Krusual. The rituals of the Wendigo involved a lot of biting, naked duels with ice lances, and enjoying the island's hot springs while feasting upon a bountiful harvest from the sea. In keeping with the Wendigo's demands, if an initiate did not survive, he or she was added to the final menu. It was the similarities between the Cult of the Wendigo and certain Amarrian faiths that attracted Auntie's attention to the Krusual and ultimately their northern spiritual retreats in the first place.

Now, along came the Sebiestor. Pets of the Nefantar-Starkmanir alliance. The Sebiestor would eventually dominate the north and deprive Krusual youths of their spiritual journeys.

[The CRONE picks up a wooden boat roughly two feet long.]

And here we have it. A toy boat. As toy's teach the children of a society its ways, so may they may teach us. This is a Sebiestor toy. Krusual making it to Helasbodice had left childhood on the north coast of Houdea.

It is a "long boat," so named because it is long relative to its width. Yes, sweetie. That is your long boat. The Krusual were masters of woodworking, and the Sebiestor - in a remarkable fit of racial wisdom - emulated them. The Sebiestor long boat, much like this toy, uses no nails or other fastening technologies in its construction. Axes and remarkable skill in the selection of lumber were the only tools ancient Sebiestor shipwright's required.

In this regard, the Sebiestor long boat is remarkably similar to vessels I have excavated from the kettle bogs and barrows surrounding Great Frozen Tekojarvi on Caldari Prime.

Back to our toy. The overlapping wood, the flair of the bottom, the venting - all served a purpose. The scale accuracy of this toy helped young Sebiestor playing in the freezing water develop an understanding of buoyancy, techniques for using the flared surfaces to climb or hold position on waves, and to learn how to empty the boat of water. As you might imagine, the Sebiestor long boat was superior to the Krusual kayak as a tool of war (which is not to discount the achievement of solitary Stone Age young men or women climbing sheer mountains, building kayaks with stone knives, and reaching a sanctuary potentially hundreds of miles away in an environment where dying of hypothermia in forty five seconds is likely).

The victorious Sebiestor adapted Krusual shamanistic rituals for themselves. Helasbodice remained a sacred destination, albeit a more settled one (in addition to being a superior implement of war, the Sebiestor long boat could carry more than one person). Rather than the Wendigo, however, Sebiestor of Helasbodice were a more animistic people who worshiped the murre.

[The CRONE lifts a spectacular, sleek wooden bird, beak tucked under a wing - with a little chick peeking out.]

Stunning. Good thing Auntie came along to save it!

Next I will discuss axes.
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#2 - 2014-02-07 04:28:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Eran Mintor
I skimmed and saw nothing about Brutor (besides brief mention of some Nefantar-Brutor alliance EDIT: which you just changed to a Nefantar-Starkmanir alliance). I am disappointed.

You do seem quite obsessed with the Sebiestor blood-line, though.

-Eran
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#3 - 2014-02-07 04:58:19 UTC
Yes, it is true that I am obsessed with the Sebiestor (and the Krusual), going back several years, though you may have been away at the time of the most colorful outburst (in which I urged the Krusual to overthrow the Republic and establish their own Khanate).

Unfortunately, I only have one village stored away in my cellar.

However, I will be discussing Brutor metalworking in the next segment - not only in regard to axes, but also precious metals. Those were difficult to come by in the frozen north, and so their presence in religious artifacts was largely the result of trade with the Brutor (for this particular village, at least).
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#4 - 2014-02-07 18:33:05 UTC
Is that little bump at the C2 an extraspinal neural ganglion? Is it functional?
Nicolas Merovech
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-02-08 00:42:53 UTC
*Yawns*

Dr. Nicolas A. Merovech, Ph. D, M.D.

Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#6 - 2014-02-08 02:17:27 UTC
[RUINED DINNING HALL.

Camera drones skitter between fallen columns and through the spaces of vacant rosary window casings. Diving back down through a roof no longer there, little eyes settle on a bewildering array of axes placed carefully on pitted stone tables.

The CRONE waves a drone over and rubs schmootz off its glass dome.]

Right then, soon we'll talk about axes. Terribly, no, vitally - is that more? - important things for early Sebiestor.

Before that, however, a few comments: a question about Brutor.

The Brutor first intermingled with and then separated from the giant Starkmanir tribe on the similarly giant if unpronounceable Eyniletti plains of Matar's massive central continent Cor... er... icia! That's it. An almost Amarrian name. Eventually, the Brutor migrated south and established an empire of mariners among the sprawling island paradise of More. Miore. Mioar. Southern Brutor only came into contact with my northern Sebbies after long boats had grown considerably longer.

And really, I've only fixated on Sebbies for the last three years or so. Prior to that, Brutor for everything. My Kameira Centurio is a Brutor!

[A little camera drone rotates quickly, and its field of vision fills with an armored chest. Pulling back, the stoic face of a cylindrical Brutor titan emerges into view and smiles, briefly.]

Schere, darling, of course that little detail wouldn't slip by your expert gaze! These are among my oldest and most advanced lycanthropic Sebiestor bunny boys. All primary stages of expression are complete. Why, one might as easily say they are lycanthropic slaver hounds expressing Sebiestor traits as lycanthropic Sebiestor expressing lupine feline traits.

The symbiotic trabecular fungus has worked its magic throughout the skeleton, elongating it beautifully as you can see - who is a good boy!? - while improving tensile characteristics and ameliorating tendencies toward painful fractures and dislocations caused by excessive sinew overreach. At first problematic, you'll notice that everywhere there should be one primary muscular assemblage there are now three. This placed enormous strain on bone. Furthermore, the poor creature's nervous system experienced great difficulty scaling in a non-linear fashion across four dimensions. Introduction of a piezoelectrotroph caused some additional nervous difficulties which have been managed through temporary introduction of micro-controller technologies, thank you, darling!

Yes, the swelling at the base of the neck - indeed, the sleek elongation of the parietal and occipitals - has accommodated expansion of the brain stem into this magnificent region here. It is quite functional. Nowhere has the impact of sinew division and nerve extension been more dramatic than in the cobra's hood. The creatures are, as you can see, quadrupedal now. Small lobes have begun forming under these bulbous spinal lumps to assist in muscular coordination. The adorable little puppies largely remastered use of their primary limbs, and fine motor skills are finally catching up!

Though less obvious against the mountainous curves of these magnificent buns of steel, the swollen sacrum serves a similar purpose. Further, when you scratch right here....

[The CRONE deftly tickles the left curve of a swollen lycanthropic Sebiestor sacrum. The creature's rear right limb rises and falls in a rapid uncontrolled motion, striking the floor with remarkable force.]

Excellent, then. Axes!

Here we have a dark olive jadeite head attached to a Nefantar femur. This ceremonial Krusual axe testifies to the stone and bone working skill of that ancient tribe. This femur was carefully split and kept pliable, allowing segments of the lower reaches to be inserted into the axe head in such a way as to form an internal interlocking tension. I should note that the owner of the femur was not completely deceased at the time of the weapon's creation.

Of course, this axe was not meant to hit anything. It is a scepter, the totem of a priest king among ancient men. Magnificent.

Although Krusual could not completely deny the Nefantar those emeralds that Tronhadar washed down from icy heights, they retained a lock on jadeite until the Starkmanir dug it up by accident in central Cormanir. Sometime later, the Brutor discovered a beautiful pale green variety in their heavily eroded island paradise.

Brutor jadeite became one of the most precious commodities of the ancient Matari world.

Mummy adores jadeite. I dug up a spectacular boulder in Araz, once, and an Amarrian sculptor - something of a young prodigy - carved it into a magnificent abstract representation of the first lupus Sebiestor I was able to isolate from the general population: the Jade Muninn. Muninn being the boy's name, also a little imp who served an ancient one eyed god.

Yes, that is your one eyed god. Good boy!

Sebiestor axes, as you can see, were more practical. They used wood for the shafts, not the living bone of their enemies. The heads are primarily basalts, granites, and obsidians. Sebiestor only used axes for combat as a last resort. The entire culture revolved around wood - cutting, splitting, shaping, growing, stroking. For war, the Sebiestor favored spears and later bows. Extracting metal in the north required digging through ice, best done with metal, and so the Sebiestor largely went without. Although they could trade the Nefantar for it, that marine merchant empire charged monopoly rents for access to anything that couldn't be transported easily by anyone else.

Brutor learned metalworking from Starkmanir, and took the skills to their eroded island paradise and its plentiful, exposed ores. When the two scrappy maritime civilizations finally met on the outskirts of Nefantar hegemony, they became buddy buddy.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#7 - 2014-02-09 05:11:32 UTC
My knowledge on ancient Matari culture is woefully underserved - thank you. I have to admit that I'm equally distracted by your neuroanatomy lesson, however. Is their cognitive map isomorphic to human baseline? Have you conducted a SATEM profile, and is it public? If you are using a mycelium branching habit, how do you accomodate for dendrite budding?

Oh, I simply have too many questions. Do you have any white papers documenting any of this, Lady Noh?
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#8 - 2014-02-09 07:17:51 UTC
Hello Schere darling! White papers, oh Heavens no, not even murky grey papers, really, Mummy's lycanthropic Sebiestor are a bit, you know, "naughty." I wouldn't want to be compared to, you know, certain piratical factions, or anything.

With respect to human cognitive isomorphism, the answer is "no." There is a cloud of amorphous terminology that my dizzy brain is not quite capable of penetrating...

Let us say there is:

a set of human cognitive functions, and

a set of human stimulating events, and

a set of human reactions such that: "stimulating event" => "human cognitive function" = "human reaction."

Let us further say that there are similar structures, albeit with different values, for a lycanthropic base which, purely for the sake of argument, might resemble a slaver hound.

Then, I would say that the set of LSBB cognitive functions includes a subset of the set of human cognitive functions and a subset of the lycanthropic base cognitive functions, and a set of functions which are neither human nor lycanthropic base.

I would further say that the set of LSBB stimulating events is likewise two subsets plus a unique set. Although "stimulating events" are largely external, making this less intuitive, I'll expand further below.

From the above, I would imagine that the set of reactions would only contain elements common to the human or lycanthropic base reactions by remarkable coincidence. I was trying to identify a formulation of the Turing degrees separating the LSBB, human, and lycanthropic base, but failed to do so. Furthermore, I tried to formulate an expression of the Turing test scenarios, but failed there too.

None of the creatures above are capable of fooling a knowledgeable remote observer into believing that they are one of the other creatures.

I suspect that you do in fact know why the set of LSBB stimulating events is not equivalent to the human, but it is a good transition into some of your other questions.

The LSBB central nervous system is larger than the human and possesses different membrane potential characteristics. More zap - even without the complication introduced by the trabecular piezozap fungus. However, I do not use a mycelium branching habit for the base lycanthropic transformation. I apologize for any confusion. "Lycanthropy" is primarily a metaplasia provoked by a viral agent which commandeers the immune system. On a crude level, the additional ligament, sinew, and nervous growths are "benign tumors" whose spread is controlled - after much trial and error - by cell cycles in the immune responders.

With respect to the trabecular fungus (introduced because "lycanthropy" alone was not adequately mutating the skeleton, and in fact made the problem worse), it propagates primarily through... apex? branching, I believe yes, and is also regulated by cell cycles in the the probing tip. Lateral branching is suppressed. Of course a fungus spreading through the skeletal system also raises the issue of immune response, and that was a bit of a mess. The hyphae casing is as sterile a protein as I could manage under the circumstances, and is largely capable of almost chameleon like response when interacting with immune protein receptors.

Consequently, if I understand your question correctly, dendrite budding is not directly an issue (apart from the risks that the meta..plasia evolves into a more hostile... um... neoplasia? - though I don't believe I've seen that with dendritical squiggles, but rather primarily with ligamentary blocks).

My goodness, where was I?

Right! Stimulating events. The LSBB central nervous system receives more information than the human. This is not only due to increased throughput from traditional sense organs. The nervous system itself has become a sensory organ. Consequently, there are more stimulating events and they are of a different character.

This does not come for free, of course. More of the LSBB neural network must devote itself to sense processing. Much more. Memory, not counting so-called "muscle memory" (which is in fact significantly improved in the LSBB) takes quite a hit. LSBB language skills are very weak, indeed.

In fact, the sensory and muscular demands of the LSBB are so great, the increased chemical and electrical energy moving through the nervous system has interacted with the lycanthropic viral metaplasia to stimulate formation of these new lobes at prominent spinal nexus points.

Mummy is so proud of her boys! At this point, I have not used female subjects. I am concerned that the female hip structure would be unable to retain viability against the lycanthropic muscular paradigm, even with the trabecular fungus.

Whew!

Regarding history, Schere sweetie, I've noticed Great Frozen Tekojarvi preserves wood exceptionally well. My next examination of ancient Matari history will involve half of a magnificent long ship, the Isengardorommuhlgir. I'm thinking that I would like to restore it, with as authentic wood as possible. The temperature characteristics of northern Matar are very similar to those of Caldari Prime, but of course, it would be a marine environment. Does salt matter, or is the preservation of wood primarily a function of oxygen and micro-organisms? I'm exploring relationships with parties on Matar who might be capable of salvaging wrecks off the coast of Mirkwood or whatever, but would hate to go to that expense just for muck.

In any event, hugs! Kisses!
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-02-09 07:28:24 UTC
*Caviar appears shaking his head*

Prior to becoming a pod pilot I had read technical manuals that weighed in the multiple kilogram range. After attempting to view your transmissions to completion I had to resist the urge to shove sharp objects into my eye sockets.

*Caviar fades out to black*
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#10 - 2014-02-09 07:36:50 UTC
Caviar Liberta wrote:
*Caviar appears shaking his head*

Prior to becoming a pod pilot I had read technical manuals that weighed in the multiple kilogram range. After attempting to view your transmissions to completion I had to resist the urge to shove sharp objects into my eye sockets.

*Caviar fades out to black*


This is my hand waving buh-bye in the dark, sugartits.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#11 - 2014-02-09 15:53:52 UTC
As I've long ago blocked the racist and fetishistic ramblings of Noh I have no idea what she's on about in this thread. I have a pretty good idea about the contents however. I doubt there's little more here than some unsupported assertions and her psychotic fascination with teenaged Sebiestor males.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#12 - 2014-02-09 16:05:44 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
As I've long ago blocked the racist and fetishistic ramblings of Noh I have no idea what she's on about in this thread. I have a pretty good idea about the contents however. I doubt there's little more here than some unsupported assertions and her psychotic fascination with teenaged Sebiestor males.

Um, no, Ms Rella. Pre-industrial Matari history and genetic engineering.

Astonishingly well-supported assertions for the latter.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#13 - 2014-02-09 16:18:25 UTC
Lady Noh,

You have started quite the argument in the lab! Mostly on the viability of the limbic cortex structure under the effects of a non-static limbic array. The "masking" argument is losing ground against the "distributed limbic function" argument, which might explain some of the memory issues of your friends.

I've asked a friend in marine systems about your latter question. Ideally all sources of preserved wood should come from as similar environments as possible; salt or fresh water is not as large a concern as maintaining the continuity of biota regime. He wanted to warn you that it's not really his field, though - his concern is pelagic biosustainability in commercial harvesting operations. It's a somewhat related field, though!
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#14 - 2014-02-09 19:18:16 UTC
I wish at times I was half the scientist that Lady Noh or Scherezad are. I am not understanding everything being discussed here. But enough to know that this is far better then the traditional arguments on this forum. Wonderful. Please never stop your scientific persuits.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-02-09 19:33:52 UTC
Surprisingly, this actually isn't half bad, certainly a fun read. I'm not well versed in Matari history nor am I a geneticist so I can't say for certain if the information in here is correct. However, it's fairly neutral considering who is writing it. So, good work Lady. Noh.

Though I do have to express dissatisfaction with the manner you speak of your, erm, "Bunny Boys" (I need a quafe). You seem to regard them the same way one would regard an animal. At least you seem to be treating them well...I guess...

Regardless, well done!

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#16 - 2014-02-09 19:38:32 UTC
"Fairly neutral" is not how I'd describe it but it's entertaining, nevertheless.

-Eran
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#17 - 2014-02-10 01:29:01 UTC
Nicolas Merovech wrote:
*Yawns*


That's a touch rude.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#18 - 2014-02-10 04:14:13 UTC
[AMARR PRIME.

A camera drone cautiously examines the gap between two flying buttresses. For the moment, they have been reinforced with steel columns and wire. The little drone follows a column up... and over a cavernous dormitory. More wires descend from ribs of a fallen ceiling. The drone follows one wire down to...

The ISENGARDOROMMUHLGIR.

The forty meter skeid hangs several feet above ancient stone. Its dark woods shimmer in sections where the light of Amarr's sun chases off shadows. The boat has been reduced to its right side, the left having been lost to some violent, ancient process. Its powerful keel still stretches the full length intact, however, and much of the interior framing retains intricate details crafted by ancient mariners. The prow is a (partially) gilded iron murre with beak pointed toward sky.

The CRONE reaches up and pats the bird's belly.]

Hello sweeties! Everyone is too kind, too kind. I would be remiss not to give credit where due: many details of my lycanthropic processes have been worked out by Other Rabbit and his reunited Achuran nanny, Caldari Graduate Assistant. Or Student. I'm really "vision." IT LIVES! Make it so. That sort of thing. But as a tangent, Schere darling, distributed! Distributed, crumpled sheets of decision switch fabric pressed together and yet separated by a region subject both to capricious uncertainty and the throbbing hum of cosmological capital lambda (though Caldari Graduate Student Assistant refuses to accept my vision on capital lambda).

But here! Here we have the jewel of Great Auntie's collection! The Isengardorommuhlgir!

A long name for a long boat, and also the name of the Sebiestor chieftain to whom it belonged. The longer your name was back then the more important you were - clever, yes? Let's call him Mulgie. Mulgie had one of those important face tattoos. Face ink plus a long name meant Mulgie was destined for greatness. And he was... the greatest victim of the Krusual, ever.

By the time this boat was built, the Sebiestor enjoyed well-established trading relations with the Brutor far to the south. Most significantly, that gave them access to iron. As you can see, although Sebiestor wood workers continued to avoid penetrating the wood directly, they made ample use of fastening loops. Here, these large rivets have not been embedded into the beams, but are instead clenched between them to serve as a form of armor, decoration, and also an expression of wealth. In addition to inspiring wonder, this beautiful murre - almost necessarily fashioned by Brutor - says "so great is my glory, I can use this much iron for a big bird on my boat."

The Sebiestor of this time had begun expanding beyond Mirkramurkulakawaka, establishing posts on the Krusu north slope - a temperate redwood rain forest that, if secured, would expand Sebiestor wood and game stocks, while also providing more accessible mineral wealth. The stubbornly hunter-gatherer Krusual tribe was increasingly ill-suited to resist any specific act of expansion by its increasingly agrarian, and consequently feudal, specialized neighbors.

While the Nefantar had learned not to underestimate the Krusual capacity for stealth, infiltration, and theft of trade secrets, the Sebiestor had not.

Yet.

Mulgie was quite sure of himself: having partaken in tropical trysts with a Brutor prince or two way down south, having brought unity to Sebiestor scattered across the north's vast ice, having some special schmootz on his face, he would surely be the one to claim the Krusu north slope, and possibly even the one to drive the bloodthirsty sadistic savages out of the Tronhadar Valley once and for all (despite many centuries of Nefantar failure to do so). He assembled a great big fleet, and one fine endless twilight, threw a great big party in the harbor of Helasbodice in his great big honor. To Mulgie's credit, Helasbodice was a small island in an inhospitable part of the ocean nobody but the Sebiestor knew about.

True, the Krusual hadn't been there in forever. But they remembered, even if the Sebiestor had forgotten. And the Krusual knew what Mulgie was up to, because the Krusual had learned how to walk openly among their rivals while remaining out of sight. Hundreds of lone Krusual jaguars with iron fangs and ancient kayaks waited in the valleys between waves far offshore when Mulgie started his big bash.

When the bonfires flickered in a particular way, that meant it was time.

Silent and invisible against the dark sea, Krusual slipped up to Mulgie's boat, scaled it with iron claws, killed everyone on board in a silently lethal manner, and split open the hull. Here... here... and a few more back there. Older, much smaller Sebbie long boats could not really sink. Not so the Mulgie. As bonfires burned and revelers reveled, Mulgie tipped. Chief Mulgie rushed to his stricken boat, addled by the grog. His men were butchered by Krusual; Mulgie was weighted down and tossed into the freezing drink. Mast hit water, the Mulgie followed her chief.

Kind of like that fairy tale about the rock, really.

With no intention of escape, the Krusual attacked the beach and slaughtered until they themselves had been cut down to the last (not counting, of course, the Krusual who continued to walk openly among their foes). Helasbodice acquired a somewhat sinister reputation at that point. The secretive Cult of the Wendigo resurfaced.

Meanwhile, Sebiestor abandoned plans to settle the Krusu north slope and invade Tronhadar. They opted instead to enjoy the ice up north and lives of increasing yo-ho-ho with swarthy Brutor down south.

As for the Mulgie, I do believe that she and many a bone should receive proper burials at sea. I've begun making discrete inquiries on Matar with respect to marine salvage operations to acquire wood. Stay tuned, sweeties!
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#19 - 2014-02-12 05:32:46 UTC
[INSIDE THE DORMITORY.

A high-tech silver tent now covers the ruined monastery dormitory. The interior is illuminated by diffuse Caldari flood lamps which maintain an even, cool light.

The ISENGARDOROMMUHLGIR has been carefully pulled, pried, and otherwise nudged apart.

A phalanx of craftsmen, mostly of Ni-Kunni descent, handle the wood with delicate reverence. A broad shoulder barrel limb giant Civire walks a patrol around the disassembled vessel, nodding, gesturing, and otherwise exuding instructions in an indecipherable yet sonorous series of thickly accented rumbles and whistles. There is no sound of machinery, only muffled taps.

Two LYCANTHROPIC SEBIESTOR BUNNY BOYS scamper in and out of camera drone view.

The CRONE places her hands on her hips.]

I've told you, sweeties, Vain is not hiding. He's gone to see Auntie Schere! Schere, darling, in all the excitement I forgot to tell you the boy's name: Vain. Vain, Prance, and Preen! I sent Vain because he eats up attention and remains relatively still.

Oh and darling! I can't believe it slipped my mind, after sending the mud and stones and oils and throw rugs and candles and soaps and scrubby sand and, you know, bath house... how could I have forgotten to send my masseur!? Guis Gasarame, of mixed Ni-Kunni and Khanid blood. He's amazing! The previous InterBus escaped the system before I could stop it. Again. But Guis should be arriving, or have arrived, shortly - along with an exquisite selection of lacquered bamboo shiatsu prongs.

I do hope your wet little toes are enjoying the throw rugs!

Now, this time, we are going to discuss the Brutor Boom!

An important era has dawned on the seas of Matar: conflict between the naval superpower of Nefantar and the bloody Brutor pirates of southern Mioar. In fact, contemporary Matari owe their expertise with projectile weapons to the Brutor of this very period!

In these times, polite society viewed Helasbodice as cursed (with good reason), and the decaying village had become a haven for maritime entrepreneurs of the Brutor and Sebiestor tribes. Tangentially, unbeknownst to them, the island also sheltered a coven of Krusual adherents to the Cult of the Wendigo. As is the way of the Krusual, the cultists blended in even with bands comprised almost entirely of swarthy southern Brutor. This connection to the Brutor allowed the Krusual to develop small projectile weapons superior to those of the vastly larger and wealthier Nefantar empire with whom they shared a river...

[CALDARI GRADUATE ASSISTANT, a stoic, plain-looking Achuran female, appears suddenly beside the CRONE.]

"Reverend Mummy..."

Don't do that, Caldari Graduate... Ninja! I believe one of my shriveled little distributed black ventricles has seized....

"I apologize, Reverend Mummy."

How did you get here?

"By transport...."

I didn't file a drop visa request for additional personnel....

"Other Rabbit leveraged a Falcon's signal interdiction bandwidth to superimpose visa approval on sync between Oris and Surface."

You hacked MIO?

"Yes, Reverend Mummy."

They'll discover the anomaly when they audit the alien bloodline ledger. Oh what a headache!

"By then, we will be in Hilaban and you will have destroyed the investigation unit after inadvertently accepting a request from Republic Security Services as part of your effort to gain further access to criminals on the surface of Matar."

Oh, I suppose yes, just like the last time. Anyway, what are you doing here?

"Other Rabbit felt it would be prudent to secure the bones."

Secure them from what, sweetie? This is Amarr Prime and there is no titan. Well, unless.. no, nevermind all that...

"Secure them from the 'Throptors, Reverend Mummy."

[A slow horror spreads across the CRONE'S face.]

****! Gaim! Gaim! Assist her!

"Yes, Madam."

[CALDARI GRADUATE NINJA and CYLINDRICAL KAMEIRA CENTURIO exit.]

I'm sure that will all be handled.

Here... we have some early Brutor boom muskets. These showcase both the woodworking expertise of the Sebiestor and the ironworks of the Brutor quite nicely. They fired mixed shot short distances, and were tools of terror and debilitating an enemy more than lethal force, which was provided by scimitar and spear. The two tribes largely avoided contact with the imposing war galleons of the Nefantar themselves, and focused instead on commercial traffic.

La plus ca change, as the Gallidoodles say.

But here, we have Big Bru...tus.

[The CRONE approaches a large iron cannon with a short barrel and a big belly. But the camera drones flicker attention between the cannon and CYLINDRICAL KAMEIRA CENTURIO, who staggers into the background beneath the fury of Prance and Preen. The LYCANTHROPIC SEBIESTOR have latched on to the giant, who holds a skull carefully in one hand while fending off the beasts with the other. An furious growl rises and falls from both creatures. CALDARI GRADUATE NINJA tries on occasion to approach close enough to take the skull. Fangs dissuade her several times before she gets up the courage to lay hold of the relic. Preen lunges after it, but is pulled back by the Brutor giant.

Frantically, the CRONE wiggles her fingers.]

Here, toss it to me!

[CALDARI GRADUATE NINJA lobs the skull toward the CRONE. Prance makes a leap for it, but CYLINDRICAL KAMEIRA grabs the creature just above the right foot. The CRONE plucks the skull out of the air. It is disturbingly mummified and well-preserved. The LYCANTHROPIC SEBIESTOR calm down, as if nothing had happened.]

Oh, Mulgie! I knew him, Gaim.

"Yes, Madam."

The prisoner's mark is still visible in the discolored bone around the socket. Descendant of a vile traitor and another false messiah, you didn't think you could hide from Auntie forever, now, did you, you naughty boy?
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#20 - 2014-02-13 06:34:10 UTC
Lady Noh,

Your generosity precedes you. I am in reception of all goods and personnel, and will be in contact with you regarding the our findings when they are available. Please consider all debts paid in full.

I may also owe you a debt of my own, if my guess is right.

- S
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