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Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#141 - 2014-02-19 01:00:15 UTC
Tuulinen-haan, you're wearing a Quafe shirt. That's an automatic demerit, and your competition gets to headbutt you first.

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Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#142 - 2014-02-19 01:05:58 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Makoto Priano wrote:
Please. Respect the intent of this thread, and Kim-haani's considerable dedication to the cause.

The theme should be Caldari nightclub, with Achuran synthpop, Starsi! and vodka, with prizes to the Civire who headbutts the most attendees before security intervenes.


Just give me the prize, already. I'm the headbuttingest Civire I know!

Challenge. Accepted. Bring a crash helmet, kirjuun... And some good vodka.
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#143 - 2014-02-19 01:21:46 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Tuulinen-haan, you're wearing a Quafe shirt. That's an automatic demerit, and your competition gets to headbutt you first.


If I recall correctly, Tuulinen-haan wears that shirt with Intentionally Ironic Pride.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#144 - 2014-02-19 01:29:07 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Tuulinen-haan, you're wearing a Quafe shirt. That's an automatic demerit, and your competition gets to headbutt you first.


It's more in the way of a handicap, Priano-haani. It's to let the lesser chins keep up.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#145 - 2014-02-19 01:29:54 UTC
Agiri Falken wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Makoto Priano wrote:
Please. Respect the intent of this thread, and Kim-haani's considerable dedication to the cause.

The theme should be Caldari nightclub, with Achuran synthpop, Starsi! and vodka, with prizes to the Civire who headbutts the most attendees before security intervenes.


Just give me the prize, already. I'm the headbuttingest Civire I know!

Challenge. Accepted. Bring a crash helmet, kirjuun... And some good vodka.


Fair enough. You bring a box to stand on, Agiri.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#146 - 2014-02-19 08:08:19 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Agiri Falken wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Makoto Priano wrote:
Please. Respect the intent of this thread, and Kim-haani's considerable dedication to the cause.

The theme should be Caldari nightclub, with Achuran synthpop, Starsi! and vodka, with prizes to the Civire who headbutts the most attendees before security intervenes.


Just give me the prize, already. I'm the headbuttingest Civire I know!

Challenge. Accepted. Bring a crash helmet, kirjuun... And some good vodka.


Fair enough. You bring a box to stand on, Agiri.


Boyo, there's only one way an extra inch and a half is going to make any difference... And you're married. I'd be the least of your concerns if THAT measurement somehow came into play. Big smile
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#147 - 2014-02-19 16:54:50 UTC
Yup, it'd be the half-meter atop my shoulders I'd need to fear for.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#148 - 2014-02-21 04:00:56 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Yup, it'd be the half-meter atop my shoulders I'd need to fear for.

Ah Pieter... Always there to give me a giggle. Rikaato.
Pontianak Sythaeryn
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#149 - 2014-02-21 17:33:27 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Tuulinen-haan, you're wearing a Quafe shirt. That's an automatic demerit, and your competition gets to headbutt you first.


Automatic demerit or not, I think he looks quite good in it. He may also may or may not secretly actually be a Quafe fan, and can wear the Quafe shirt ironically while secretly beaming with Quafe pride... because you know... QUAFE! Stuffs great you know.
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#150 - 2014-02-21 18:42:08 UTC
Starsi! or bust.

-Eran
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#151 - 2014-02-22 13:06:45 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Starsi! or bust.

-Eran


The moment they send me a shirt, I'll wear that!

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#152 - 2014-02-24 09:04:29 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Eran Mintor wrote:
Starsi! or bust.

-Eran


The moment they send me a shirt, I'll wear that!

Then bust.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#153 - 2014-02-24 15:19:19 UTC
As everyone here should know, the acme of traditional Civire martial arts is not in the forehead, but in the chin. A well-conditioned chin is both weapon and shield, and can be used to smash through sturdy doors.

In these times of long-range combat and starships, beards have become fashionable among Civire men as much for safety as for any other reason. In case of accidental gurning, the extra cushioning provided by the whiskers can prevent structural damage to the station.

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Agiri Falken
Akagi Initiative
#154 - 2014-02-26 04:07:42 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
As everyone here should know, the acme of traditional Civire martial arts is not in the forehead, but in the chin. A well-conditioned chin is both weapon and shield, and can be used to smash through sturdy doors.

In these times of long-range combat and starships, beards have become fashionable among Civire men as much for safety as for any other reason. In case of accidental gurning, the extra cushioning provided by the whiskers can prevent structural damage to the station.

The dreaded TaiChinHutsu... Bane of station hulls across the State...

WATCH OUT FOR THAT CHIN!~
Gorion Wassenar
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#155 - 2014-02-26 17:19:53 UTC
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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#156 - 2014-02-26 19:09:45 UTC
Makoto Priano wrote:
Tuulinen-haan, you're wearing a Quafe shirt. That's an automatic demerit, and your competition gets to headbutt you first.

I have two words of wisdom for any non-Civire who suggests trying to headbutt a Civire.

"You first."

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.