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New Order Valentines Contest 2014

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#1 - 2014-02-01 21:27:35 UTC

As we approach the 2 year anniversary coming soon, I was thinking of how much adoration The New Order has been getting lately.

To celebrate the New Order bringing love and goodwill to asteroid belts everywhere within our territory...

I will sponsor a fun-filled Valentines Day contest!

There are 2 ways you can win:

1. Submit an original piece of artwork to James 315. This should be Valentines Day and New Order themed.

Prize: 100 t2 fitted catalysts

2. Submit an original piece of literature to James 315. This can be a heartwarming story of how the New Order has changed your life in Eve, a poem, etc.

Prize: one very nicely fitted mining ship. All your mining friends will be jealous.

There will be one winner in each category, chosen by the Saviour himself.

Good Luck!

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Dalketh
DRRUSSEL
#2 - 2014-02-01 21:40:50 UTC
How many people are you going to slather in mayonaise and make pose for your fetish pictures?

Seriously, New Order still desperate for attention I see.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#3 - 2014-02-01 21:44:18 UTC
If you make a picture of yourself showing off all your man-boob glory slathered in mayo as a prize, I will submit an entry.

Mr Epeen Cool
Silvetica Dian
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2014-02-01 21:45:08 UTC
Dalketh wrote:
How many people are you going to slather in mayonaise and make pose for your fetish pictures?

Seriously, New Order still awesome I see.


Hmmm this sounds the most interesting category but i don't see what prizes are on offer for this section :(.
Oh well i have a bunch of photos like that already for ~reasons~ so it will be no hassle to send one to erotica1.
Thankyou friend for alerting us all to this important news.

Money at its root is a form of rationing. When the richest 85 people have as much wealth as the poorest 3.5 billion (50% of humanity) it is clear where the source of poverty is. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/20/trickle-down-economics-broken-promise-richest-85
Lucie Devlin
Bloodfriends
#5 - 2014-02-01 21:45:58 UTC
Sounds fun. Gotta love people that take it upon themselves to run and support the creation of content, no matter what for it takes.
John Bosch
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-02-01 22:26:46 UTC
Mmmm, mayonnaise.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#7 - 2014-02-01 22:33:21 UTC
If, for the month of February 2014, 100,000 new New Order shares are purchased, I will slather myself in mayo and ketchup (brand name only), hold a sign, and snap a photograph. Then I will ask James 315 to post it on the site.

Furthermore, I will sing songs and ask songs be posted as well.

This, I believe, would set a new record for highest number of shares sold within one single month. There's not much that I won't do for the benefit of the New Order, and by extension, for all those that want Eve to be improved.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Rastafarian God
#8 - 2014-02-01 22:45:52 UTC
screw the condiments.

You should have to mine for 12 hours straight instead ;P lol
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#9 - 2014-02-01 23:03:52 UTC
Dalketh wrote:

Seriously, New Order still desperate for attention I see.


I'm guessing it's just what they do while waiting for their timers to cool down.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#10 - 2014-02-01 23:33:35 UTC
Rastafarian God wrote:
screw the condiments.

You should have to mine for 12 hours straight instead ;P lol


No, that's too weird and cruel of a suggestion. That is one thing I won't subject myself to.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Braxus Deninard
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#11 - 2014-02-01 23:40:13 UTC
Dalketh wrote:
How many people are you going to slather in mayonaise and make pose for your fetish pictures?

Seriously, New Order still desperate for attention I see.


Damn someone beat me to bringing up the mayo.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2014-02-02 04:18:03 UTC
Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

You will soon feel my love,

When your hull I am through.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#13 - 2014-02-02 05:55:43 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

You will soon feel my love,

When your hull I am through.


I love it!

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#14 - 2014-02-02 06:42:39 UTC
I wish I could draw, I'd love those Catalysts!

Oh god.
raider womb
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#15 - 2014-02-02 13:34:55 UTC
I hope my humble photo-editing-wizardry skills will delight the savior.


http://i.imgur.com/YrUdO3Z.png
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#16 - 2014-02-02 14:14:56 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:

As we approach the 2 year anniversary coming soon, I was thinking of how much adoration The New Order has been getting lately.


The "out of our fool minds", delusional tone of everything spewed out by this outfit is the only entertaining or interesting thing about it at all.

I actually give them an A+ for nonsensical political parody.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2014-02-02 14:20:17 UTC
MS Paint...
'photo editing'...

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#18 - 2014-02-02 15:39:12 UTC
Imagine there's no New Order
It's easy if you try
No Knights around us
No more tears to cry
Imagine all the people
Mining for today...

Imagine there's no gankers
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Mining away in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no more empty belts
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Mining all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Shocked
Chad Wylder
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#19 - 2014-02-02 17:27:19 UTC
Quote:
No Free Meals

In good ol' New Eden 'twas another fine day.
The Macks were undocking and warping away.
Orcas were boosting while freighters did haul.
The ice belts had spawned, offering riches for all.

But one lonely soul brought a Procurer to mine.
The others all laughed, "You're just wasting time."
"We're fit for yield, we'll out-mine you quick!"
But the Procurer wasn't bothered, his skin was too thick.

The ice chunks depleted, the Procurer was filled.
"Look, he's going to the station while we're mining still."
But the Procurer was fine with the slow mining pace.
He turned on his hardeners, this wasn't a race.

But a silence had fallen all through the belt.
The miners were frozen, such a presence they felt.
Tensions were rising as seconds ticked past.
When a message in local caused them to gasp.

"To the miners of New Eden I'm sorry to say,"
"The mistress of fortune is not smiling this day."
"I have seen you grow lazy, mining just like a bot."
"Now the day of reckoning comes, to clear out the rot."

Not a moments delay before the wraiths did appear.
Hellfire rained down, all were stricken with fear.
"Why is this happening, we're still in highsec!"
But as Concord arrived there was nothing but wrecks.

One ship alone was left on the field.
The single Procurer was at thirty percent shield.
The mail icon blinked, what could this mean?
A message had come, it was from James 315.

"Judgement has come, you have passed our harsh test."
"Your ship is still standing unlike the rest."
"You sacrificed yield to ensure you survive,"
"Yours is the fit to which others should strive."

"Carry this message as you go on your way."
"To all of the miners not present this day."
"The New Order is here, and now you must choose."
"Fit your ship proper, or pay us your dues!"


Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash my soul out with bleach.
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#20 - 2014-02-02 17:54:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Arduemont
Poems count right?

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
The new order can go choke on a ****,
and Erotica 1 gets off on forcing people to smother themselves in mayo.*

I think the number of syllables on each line is a little off, but it's the thought that counts. References included.

*
mynnna wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
mynnna wrote:
I wouldn't. His antics in his "bonus room" have gotten creepy in a way that even goons find appalling. For that reason, he sure as hell won't be appearing on the official CFC ballot list. Whatever support he can dredge up here is what he'll get.

As I will address in more detail soon, there has been an odd campaign lately to silence our voices. I am not standing down, and I will not let the status quo stand. Together, we can change things and make Eve better for everyone.

Would you please explain for the crowd trying to get someone to rub mayo all over themselves (and send pictures) achieves that? Because, really, I don't see it, and the empty platitudes don't really help.

mynnna wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
I don't think this forum is an appropriate place to link my extensive client photograph collection. Perhaps we can arrange to have samples of them posted on some fansite. The player you are referencing had fun, and I'm sure he will come forward to talk about it soon. Many of my bonus round clients, whether they win or lose, have a good time. Many also, even if they lose, tell me later than they have had their eyes opened to the possibilities within the sandbox and thank me for it.

For anyone that wishes me to run a boring, dry campaign, I'm sorry but there will be lots of fun and excitement.

This will be a CSM campaign like no other.

Big smile
Openly and shamelessly admitting you're building a collection of IRL pictures from your "clients" with absolutely no awareness of how creepy that is.

Thanks for making my point, I couldn't have done It better myself.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
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