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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#261 - 2014-02-17 04:27:25 UTC
I'm calling it now: Lemmings will join TEST and together, with the rest of Gevlon's isk, they will defeats Goons.

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Northern Misfit
Far Mt Logistics
#262 - 2014-02-17 05:16:53 UTC
I've lost count of how many times I've gotten all dressed up for a party and no one came Sad

Next time I'm flying naked.

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Tauranon
Weeesearch
CAStabouts
#263 - 2014-02-17 06:22:38 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
I'm calling it now: Lemmings will join TEST and together, with the rest of Gevlon's isk, they will defeats Goons.


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=21978396

You might want to ask these guys if they are finished being extorted by TEST yet. Would be impolite really to end an extortion like that early.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#264 - 2014-02-17 06:23:09 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Professor Clio wrote:
RvB is back in because we think Gevlon is annoying and we want to see him eat crow Lol

Also both RvB and goons have 90 man fleets out right now. And that's with the goons hellcamping N3 in... so... good luck taking any pocos.
Thanks for being back where we want you Twisted Some of you really don't see why we are doing this, are you? Good, let's keep it that way.

@ Goons : You'll eat what I keep feeding you. If it looks like a bird, sings like a bird, its probably not a bird Twisted




And we dropped to kindergarten level responses. "We can't do ****, but we have you right where we wanted."

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#265 - 2014-02-17 10:37:28 UTC
once again, highsec mechanics and neutrals buzzing around in frigates posed a greater real-world threat than everything Gevlon paid for.

also i'm pretty sure we lost a flight of gardes somewhere, i have no idea how we will replace those.

oh i do, we have a whole load of pocos that print isk

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#266 - 2014-02-17 10:40:54 UTC
it's still hilarious to me that gevlon's original plan was "all we have to do is keep them reinforced, and their customers will go elsewhere as they can't use them!"

which doesn't work, because that's not how it works.

this whole exercise is just him gnashing his teeth and refusing to admit his re-revised plan "to take all goon pocos in highsec" is completely untenable.

oh and lots of excel graphs about what marmite were already doing

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#267 - 2014-02-17 10:42:29 UTC
You would be just amazed by how much money empire pocos next to jita make.

Hint more zeros than your finger could count.
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#268 - 2014-02-17 10:55:48 UTC
Good guys win again.

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General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#269 - 2014-02-17 11:26:58 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too.
* As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps.
* Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not.
* You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's.
* Powers will keep sending pings.
* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
* Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400).
* TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon.
* Blues wont be blues for ever.
* Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums.
* Most wont see where this is going.
* I will be posting more lines.
* Ok I lied, this was the last line.

<3 Big smile

Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet Blink
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#270 - 2014-02-17 11:31:51 UTC
Look, I need you to post something about ~wulfpax~ so I can win a bet.

Thanks in advance.

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Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#271 - 2014-02-17 11:51:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Joepopo
General Lemmings, I am happy to hear that, from your perspective, everything is going well. Keep us updated about that thing you're doing and nobody understand.

I agree with the rest here, for now you don't have much achievements to back your claims at all. No Poco, no fleet fights, no space, no scam, no victories. But if you manage to get something done, I will definitely be proud of you.
Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#272 - 2014-02-17 12:02:03 UTC
General Lemming wrote:

Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet Blink


Why? Are you going to start posting like you know how Eve works more? That's the only 'annoying' thing you do. Everything else is fuel for our amusement.
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#273 - 2014-02-17 12:02:10 UTC


General Lemming wrote:
* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too.
* As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps.
* Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not.
* You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's.
* Powers will keep sending pings.
* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
* Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400).
* TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon.
* Blues wont be blues for ever.
* Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums.
* Most wont see where this is going.
* I will be posting more lines.
* Ok I lied, this was the last line.

<3 Big smile

Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet Blink
The only goon tears here are one generated from the laughter as they point out the quite literally hundreds of flaws in your ideas. Honestly, if CCP had hired clowns to generate entertainment, they still wouldn't be as clueless as you guys.

As for your "intel", you really aren't bright enough to fool people with any of that. I'm fairly sure even casual observers that aren't involved know what you are doing before you do.

As for growing, that I don;t doubt at all. Considering your recruitment criteria is non existent, it's pretty difficult for you to not grow. But membership numbers count for nothing when you are incapable of leading them.

And TEST... they are still about? Now I'm worried. Come on goons, get shaking, the end is nigh. Remember that group of halfwits that got absolutely crushed out of fountain, had half its leadership jump ship robbing everything on their way out? Yeah, those guys. They might join Lemmings! The end is nigh!

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Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#274 - 2014-02-17 12:09:13 UTC
General Lemming wrote:

* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, I MISSED A PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAA LINE!!!

We bow to your superior puppetmasta intellect. All those guys you got to form up must have really appreciated having their time wasted so you could play puppetmastaaaaa.

We really need to get that poco (non)war bingo card sorted.
Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#275 - 2014-02-17 12:10:13 UTC
Xaerael Endiel wrote:
General Lemming wrote:

* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, I MISSED A PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAA LINE!!!

We bow to your superior puppetmasta intellect. All those guys you got to form up must have really appreciated having their time wasted so you could play puppetmastaaaaa.

We really need to get that poco (non)war bingo card sorted.


Ahah puppet, you answered exactly as he meant you to.
Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#276 - 2014-02-17 12:15:41 UTC
Joepopo wrote:
Xaerael Endiel wrote:
General Lemming wrote:

* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.

WOAH WOAH WOAH, I MISSED A PUPPETMASTAAAAAAAAAAA LINE!!!

We bow to your superior puppetmasta intellect. All those guys you got to form up must have really appreciated having their time wasted so you could play puppetmastaaaaa.

We really need to get that poco (non)war bingo card sorted.


Ahah puppet, you answered exactly as he meant you to.


Dangit, fell for his amazing puppetmastaness.

Oh high and mighty Puppetmasta Lemming, please teach us the ways of true highsec puppetmastary so we can be winning like you. All our victory conditions are being met, and our fleets never stand down. We don't know how this is happening and dearly need to start losing the fights that matter so we can be winning like you.

Waaaaaaiiiiitttt.......
Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#277 - 2014-02-17 12:21:26 UTC
Xaerael Endiel wrote:

Oh high and mighty Puppetmasta Lemming, please teach us the ways of true highsec puppetmastary so we can be winning like you. All our victory conditions are being met, and our fleets never stand down. We don't know how this is happening and dearly need to start losing the fights that matter so we can be winning like you.

Waaaaaaiiiiitttt.......


Stop giving him what he wants. You're doing exactly what he wants. I am doing exactly what he wants by trying and stop you. We re enacting his carefully masterminded plot. We should stop posting now.
Joepopo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#278 - 2014-02-17 12:22:21 UTC
He probably wanted us to stop posting from the start and organised a high-sec antigoon alliance for that purpose...

Stop not posting at once.
Xaerael Endiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#279 - 2014-02-17 12:22:32 UTC
Hold on, I said "losing" fights. Dangit again, Puppetmasta Lemming tricked me into thinking that his side was losing when all along they were just not fighting in the first place.

Oh mighty Puppetmasta Lemming, your puppetmasta powers are beyond measure.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#280 - 2014-02-17 12:42:13 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
* We will keep killing all CFC alliances and pets, as we have been doing lately. Much more then we lose and its fun too.
* As long as RvB has this deal with Goonies, we will keep giving them reasons to stay purple and at war with us. Even if we have to go after their indy alt corps.
* Goonies will keep giving us tears if they like it or not.
* You all will be dressing up, every time again. And when you don't, we will pop the poco's.
* Powers will keep sending pings.
* I will keep feeding you 'intel', so you have no clue which 'intel' could be real and have to act on all of it.
* Lemmings will keep growing bigger and bigger (next step 400).
* TEST rocks and will hopefully join the party soon.
* Blues wont be blues for ever.
* Goonies lovers will keep defending their masters on the forums.
* Most wont see where this is going.
* I will be posting more lines.
* Ok I lied, this was the last line.

<3 Big smile

Ps. And when you think this is annoying, I haven't even started yet Blink


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