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Highsec wardeccers! You can dec GSF and Red AND Blue for 50M/week!

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-02-01 06:02:28 UTC
Highsec wardec corps still remember fondly of the Jade Constantine war, when they could join as allies against Goons and farm them. CCP fixed the ability of locking the aggressor into war and Goons are cautious in wardeccing ever since. Of course you can wardec Goons... for 500M/week. Same for RvB: while they are the dream target of every highsec PvPer, they can only be decced for 2x500M/week due to their size.

But today Christmas came very early. 3 weeks ago, I started a project, a ragtag alliance that invites every warm body to attack GSF. This alliance grew to 190 men in just 3 weeks and reinforced Goon POCOs. To avoid losing their money print POCOs near Jita, Goons commanded their highsec pet RvB to join in the war and defend them. 98% of Lemming losses are to RvB as Goons suck unless they are 10x outnumbering. Still, the everyone is invited alliance is 15.6B vs 7.7B in ISK damage.

Then yesterday - despite Goons trolled in 52 pages that it won't ever happen - the first Goon POCO fell. To salvage the disaster, Mynnna himself planted a new POCO on an altcorp. This belongs to the 8-men alliance "Goon Capital" that was instantly wardecced, so they can't transfer the POCO. As they clearly can't hold it, RvB was commanded to jump in as allies.

So here is your chance! Now you can get into the massacre of bees and pets without joining the Lemmings! Just wardec this 8-man corp, shoot their POCO in Perimiter until RvB and Goons join the war as allies to defend it, then slaughter them like the vermin they are!

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#2 - 2014-02-01 06:10:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
I'll bet 50 mil on this :)

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-02-01 06:18:48 UTC
Come on man. Isn't one thread enough?

You dropped one goonswarm POCO. They own half the damn map. Your effort to make a statement is commendable, but it simply doesn't hurt them.

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Enya Dorne
#4 - 2014-02-01 07:04:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Enya Dorne
Why do we need another abhorrent thread about you tossing your cookies, I have an idea Gevlon maybe you should help N3/PL out with some funds.

I like how you claim to be the only person that has had this idea of wardeccing GSF in highsec, you clearly forget that you are paying someone who was already doing this with little to no effect.
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-02-01 08:19:37 UTC
The other thread is about joining a corp or alliance. This thread is for independent corps/alliances who do not wish to join, but want to kick Goons (or just want to kick anyone).

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Kryptik Kai
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#6 - 2014-02-01 08:41:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Kryptik Kai
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
3 weeks ago, I started a project
Then yesterday the first Goon POCO fell.


Took you 3 weeks to kill 1 POCO eh? Roll



Oh wait.. I forgot. It wasn't your Lemmings that took out the POCO Shocked


So thats... 3 weeks and nothing accomplished? Thats embarassing...

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2014-02-01 09:16:38 UTC
Kryptik Kai wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
3 weeks ago, I started a project
Then yesterday the first Goon POCO fell.


Took you 3 weeks to kill 1 POCO eh? Roll


Well, in Lemming's defence, 30billion killed and you guys better be ready for a few months of purple nurple bullcrap Lol

D.

Bear

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Powers Sa
#8 - 2014-02-01 09:31:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Powers Sa
Gevlon Goblin wrote:

But today Christmas came very early. 3 weeks ago, I started a project, a ragtag alliance that invites every warm body to attack GSF. This alliance grew to 190 men in just 3 weeks and reinforced Goon POCOs. To avoid losing their money print POCOs near Jita, Goons commanded their highsec pet RvB to join in the war and defend them. 98% of Lemming losses are to RvB as Goons suck unless they are 10x outnumbering. Still, the everyone is invited alliance is 15.6B vs 7.7B in ISK damage.

Hi we lost 0 money and one of my 70 replacement pocos on reserve was immediately dropped on the spot, much to your rage in local.


Pretty solid scam though gevlon goober

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#9 - 2014-02-01 09:40:18 UTC
3 weeks one poco? Only like 3000 more to go, you'll be doing this for 9000 weeks at this rate, Or 173.14 years think you need to speed things up... Obviously your horrid at this game.

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Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#10 - 2014-02-01 09:43:10 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
3 weeks one poco? Only like 3000 more to go, you'll be doing this for 9000 weeks at this rate, Or 173.14 years think you need to speed things up... Obviously your horrid at this game.



Have you considered joining RVB? You can then shoot this imbecile for free.

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#11 - 2014-02-01 09:52:25 UTC
Arkady Romanov wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
3 weeks one poco? Only like 3000 more to go, you'll be doing this for 9000 weeks at this rate, Or 173.14 years think you need to speed things up... Obviously your horrid at this game.



Have you considered joining RVB? You can then shoot this imbecile for free.


Why would I join rvb when my merc corp is ripping marmite and soon lemmings from stem to stern?

Besides I was already in Red Fed, kick ass RVB!!

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#12 - 2014-02-01 10:40:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
Is there a reason you couldn't keep your "wardec goons! grrrrrr!" into one thread?

This isn't a unique idea even unto your own ideas.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#13 - 2014-02-01 10:45:31 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
98% of Lemming losses are to RvB as Goons suck unless they are 10x outnumbering


Yeah, except that's not even true as demonstrated by yesterday. We had roughly equal numbers to Marmite and were looking to fight them but they instead sat and shot the poco whilst aligned out, and then ran for the nearest station when we showed up.

It's cute you think Jita campers are a useful entity to do this with. If they actually went for objectives instead of sitting in Jita you'd see them with significant losses. But, they can't accept any risk at all and so won't fight.

n.b. we predicted your smug at us losing one POCO, but your guys (of course) don't know what they're doing and we have one there which is back to printing ISK for us.

n.b.b. so much for "as soon as RvB isn't there all goon POCOs die" because RvB weren't there and we still contol every POCO we did before.
What up~~

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#14 - 2014-02-01 10:54:41 UTC
Gevlon did you consider the opportunity cost of reading and replying in TWO threads instead of one?

Seems like you just doubled the amount of time you lost there buddy.

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#15 - 2014-02-01 11:12:28 UTC
Mr. Goblin, why don't you use your funds to provide Pandemic Legion with a couple of new Titans?

As a generous person, I'd be happy to assist you in this endeavour by acting as a third party to the trade at no charge to you.

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2014-02-01 11:49:53 UTC
Powers Sa wrote:

Hi we lost 0 money and one of my 70 replacement pocos on reserve was immediately dropped on the spot, much to your rage in local.


Yes! Everyone knows stuff you bought beforehand and forming alliances is completely free!
While we did consider having the Orca that sat there suicide ganked it proved harder to do than expected, not a single goon was to be found to do the dirty Sad

But than, in a rare moment of clarity, we wardecced said orca pilot's corp which opened up quite a bit of new possibilities for us.
So thanks for that Big smile At least we didn't fly arround Jita and the pipes for nothing... oh wait What?

D.

Bear

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Enya Dorne
#17 - 2014-02-01 12:06:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Enya Dorne
How long till Gevlon makes another thread about the same topic, just now people don't have to read 50+ pages of stupid?

Like this thread does not contain more information about your "cause".
Davish Krail
#18 - 2014-02-01 12:13:13 UTC
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Powers Sa
#19 - 2014-02-01 12:40:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Powers Sa
Danalee wrote:
Powers Sa wrote:

Hi we lost 0 money and one of my 70 replacement pocos on reserve was immediately dropped on the spot, much to your rage in local.


Yes! Everyone knows stuff you bought beforehand and forming alliances is completely free!
While we did consider having the Orca that sat there suicide ganked it proved harder to do than expected, not a single goon was to be found to do the dirty Sad

But than, in a rare moment of clarity, we wardecced said orca pilot's corp which opened up quite a bit of new possibilities for us.
So thanks for that Big smile At least we didn't fly arround Jita and the pipes for nothing... oh wait What?

D.

Bear

for about as long as it takes to move it in alliance and transfer it to waffe. which is like 24-48 hours.

I had those excess pocos ready to go on day1 of highsec poco adventure time, for days like this.

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Danalee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2014-02-01 12:46:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Powers Sa wrote:

for about as long as it takes to move it in alliance and transfer it to waffe. which is like 24-48 hours.


What? Wars don't transfer over from corp to an alliance anymore? Another thing goons cried about, I'm sure Lol GRRRR! Lol


Edit: I should Learn2eve

D.

Bear

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