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Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#41 - 2014-01-29 15:22:15 UTC
Dace Onio wrote:
whatever it is without doubt some **** will moan about it

Ill start.

CCP devs, how dare you waste time making a countdown clock rather than fixing **** ****** and *** ****.
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tick
tock
tick
tock
tick
tock
goes the clock


silence will fall

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#42 - 2014-01-29 15:33:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
silens vesica wrote:
Benny Ohu wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
Tick...
Tock...

Bear


Evil please post constructively

Flawless victory.

Finish Him!!!

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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stoicfaux
#43 - 2014-01-29 15:49:02 UTC
When the new QA guy starts.
The completion of the Blue Doughnut.
When the servers are expected to run out of cap.
When the new genetically modified hamsters are installed.
EVE 2.0, where everything (e.g. manufacturing slots) is Rapid-this and Overheat-that.
When CCP goes public, everyone cashes out, and new management runs EVE in maintenance mode as a cash cow.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Funzinnu BT
FUNZWIKI
#44 - 2014-01-29 15:55:26 UTC
High-resolution Texture =
BADASSSS EVE a chat with moving wallpapers

EVE Valkyrie =
AWESOME!!!! I have Oculus Rift DK1. want experience!

Planets moons orbit =
Hmm. idea is nice, but
Bookmarks? have to solve various technical problems

Moon mining reforms =
I'm Highsec Carebear. Indifferent

PI reforms =
more linkage with dust514
for example, orbital elevator!! It will be really damn
Pix Severus
Empty You
#45 - 2014-01-29 15:56:02 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
It's all female avatars undressed! :D oh boy.......


Long time ago there was a guy with a weird bug that turned all the people into undressed females. That was quite hilarious. ^^


I have those images saved somewhere.

Also, perhaps the timer is counting down to when the empires finally get sick of us capsuleers and go to war with us.

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Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2014-01-29 15:58:10 UTC
Funzinnu BT wrote:
High-resolution Texture =
BADASSSS EVE a chat with moving wallpapers

EVE Valkyrie =
AWESOME!!!! I have Oculus Rift DK1. want experience!

Planets moons orbit =
Hmm. idea is nice, but
Bookmarks? have to solve various technical problems

Moon mining reforms =
I'm Highsec Carebear. Indifferent

PI reforms =
more linkage with dust514
for example, orbital elevator!! It will be really damn
And another one. How is it a problem at all? It's just a bit math... I fail to see the issue...

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

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Silmas Feanarius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#47 - 2014-01-29 15:58:22 UTC
Kimmi Chan wrote:
Looking at EveMon - it's the time I finish Cruise Missile Specialization V.

Yay me! \o/


Hey, me too! Shocked






...not really, just Cruise Missiles V.
nooby me Roll

Need more well-formatted linking.

Swearing in Sardinian.

Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#48 - 2014-01-29 16:02:41 UTC
As a realistic guess:
CCP announces the next expansion and gives an overview of the features.

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embrel
BamBam Inc.
#49 - 2014-01-29 16:03:09 UTC
closing of the transaction where CCP is sold to EA.
Regan Rotineque
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2014-01-29 16:05:07 UTC
OMG

Could it be.......

THE DOOR.....it opens......


Pix Severus
Empty You
#51 - 2014-01-29 16:08:59 UTC
Regan Rotineque wrote:
OMG

Could it be.......

THE DOOR.....it opens......




I wish. Please don't get my hopes up.

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Serenity Miner
Faster than Light Inc
#52 - 2014-01-29 16:23:15 UTC
Smile I do know the answer.........



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Ashala Arcsylver
Gypsy Rose Mining
#53 - 2014-01-29 16:29:56 UTC
Serenity Miner wrote:
Smile I do know the answer.........



When all the bugs are finally FIXEDAttentionBlink



If it was this the counter would be going UP not DOWN!

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Aurora Fatalis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2014-01-29 16:30:37 UTC
7 days until the community page comes out of reinforced.

Have your CAPS ON STANDBY.

If Chribba told you not to trust him, would you?

MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#55 - 2014-01-29 16:31:07 UTC
Sarah Nalelmir wrote:
Its EVE Valkyrie P


well that is the logical conclusion...i mean after 5 years it cant be world of darkness right?

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.

Billy McCandless
The McCandless Clan
#56 - 2014-01-29 16:35:59 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:

A Billion ISK says it's the day of FanFest ticket sales. Feb 5 sounds about right for that.

Yawn.


yawn x 100000000000

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#57 - 2014-01-29 16:41:15 UTC
Well, since the meaning of the timer is becoming a wish list or wild speculations:

- It's a countdown to a massive live event that destroys all gates so ships have to use wormholes or dial in system to system warp using "dimensional travel" technology related to the stuff at covert sites and those Villard Wheels. A second timer, lasting 120 seconds (2 minutes) starts to time the incoming tears from all those gate campers who will have to start hunting for their food.

- It's the "final incursion" of Sansha where they throw 100 Revenants at empire and randomly (AND intermittently) disrupt Concord networks.

- It's a heinous PLEX sale so remarkable that even people who never buy PLEX, will buy PLEX.

- It's the countdown to the Hamster Orgy followed by upgrades to the servers. The devs are poking holes in tiny little rubbers.

- The alliance overlords have decided to leave the game, but have one massive battle before they go.

- Tuxford has hit the button and the countdown to destruction cannot be stopped. CCP devs are really just "Eliza" programs now, answering questions on the forums to make it look like they are still there, when in fact, they have all run off and the offices are empty. Damn that Tuxford and his button he killed us all!


Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Igor Nappi
Doomheim
#58 - 2014-01-29 16:48:24 UTC
It's the countdown to EVE dying.

Furthermore, I think that links must be removed from the game.

CCP Dolan
C C P
C C P Alliance
#59 - 2014-01-29 16:55:15 UTC
Ai Tanaka wrote:
CCP Dolan wrote:


I'm guessing it has something to do with Moons, in relation to the SOV system.


No, it wasn't actually a hint, I was just making a funny.

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#60 - 2014-01-29 16:57:09 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:


The devs are poking holes in tiny little rubbers.



Thank you. Very much.

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