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Stupid Stuff You've Done in Eve
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Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#1 - 2014-01-29 01:00:47 UTC
After having a conversation about this with my Sky bros, I figured I would make a post about this.

1) My second week in game, I clicked on someones name and their bio was "Loading...". So, being the newbro that I was, I waited, and waited......and waited. After a while, I reclicked to see if it would load. Nope. After 20 minutes, I got mad and uninstalled Eve and reinstalled it. Lesson learned hahaha

2) Once moved in to my first wormhole, I made a safe spot inside of a planet. Deciding that I would be ok if I took a nap for a half hour (since I was in a planet and all), I dozed off. I woke up to my shield alarm going off and Polish Mercs smacking me around. Even worse, I asked for another newbro to help me. He warped in and died too X

3) I had someone moving into my POS, so I invite them to my "living with bane" channel. This is for when we need stuff like fuel, defenses, etc...He needed the pw, so I type it out and hit enter. The only issue is it went into the ADHOC channel, and not my pos channel Cry

What about you?!

No trolling please
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#2 - 2014-01-29 01:07:14 UTC
I joined Sky Fighters. Can't stand that people.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#3 - 2014-01-29 01:15:54 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I joined Sky Fighters. Can't stand that people.


lol es un hombre loco

No trolling please
Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-01-29 01:42:09 UTC
I was trying to re-enter a POS password last night. . I right clicked on the POS. . couldn't find the insert password option. clicked off and right clicked on the POS again because you know.. naturally if it wasn't there the first time it might have appeared the second time.

This cycle went on for longer than i care to admit before someone on comms goes. "right click your capacitor" \o/ I love overly tired noob moments.

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----

Dizzy Uzzy
Black Rose Inc.
Black Rose.
#5 - 2014-01-29 01:53:14 UTC
I'm still derping.

Just last week I got my Naglfar stuck in a random hole and then a few days later I didn't look at a price correctly and paid 875m for a DCII.
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#6 - 2014-01-29 02:35:32 UTC
My Orca had a socket closed, got tackled by a loki and hound afterwards. I panic over there in a talos, shoot the loki+hound, warp my orca out in 2% structure, character not in corp to refit a hullrep - so I eject on a safe to hand it over to another pilot... Byebye Orca.
Rroff
Antagonistic Tendencies
#7 - 2014-01-29 02:46:04 UTC
Very new to eve I found out the hard way that (a) you can't warp a PVE dominix to 100km and spectate a fight in safety (b) a ****fit triple rep almost but not quite cap stable PVE domi can tank 4 drakes for a very long time... suprised none of the parties involved died of boredom.

Suprisingly not done much in the way of properly stupid stuff since then - for instance most of my other silly losses were due to server derps/game bugs.
Desmond Strickler
#8 - 2014-01-29 03:37:11 UTC
Couple months ago I tried bringing my absolution through a chain (first time moving into a wh) and I got dunked on by a Talos and a sabre....then later that day my only loki got dunked on again because I engaged a legion without any backup. Needless to say I left that wh corp and tried again a few days later and now here i am \o/

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Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-01-29 04:03:20 UTC
I flew around for about a week with my POS password as my ship name before i realized i'd hit the wrong button when i entered it the week before...

There is no Bob.

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Glyndi
Doom Generation
Best Intentions.
#10 - 2014-01-29 04:13:52 UTC
Pretty much every time I log in....
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2014-01-29 04:16:23 UTC
Took an Abaddon fully fit with 8 mining lasers and upgrades into an unscanned and outscouted c2 and spent an hour mining bistot before I got popped by a legion.

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max ericshaun
Trust Doesn't Rust
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2014-01-29 04:17:49 UTC
When I first got in to battleships, I learned the hard way smart bombs in high sec are not recommended. Smart bombing corp mate is fun, but doing it next to collidable objects not so much.

Lost in space
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#13 - 2014-01-29 06:23:03 UTC
Subscribed.




...and everything after that part.

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Havoc Zealot
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2014-01-29 07:20:30 UTC
I was playing the Self-Destruct game in my Archon inside a POS...I soon found out that it doesn't warn you again after the 10 second message...
D3m0n sam
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-01-29 09:45:24 UTC
First day: Deciding to see what happened when i shot my friend in hi-sec needless to say there was pretty lights.

Whelp a vindicator into a blap dread fleet and see it disappear in 10 seconds.

Nearly warped my carrier to a gate in low. not realising i hadn't left the ship (I now understand why guys i know say i shouldn't fly capitals :S)
IIFraII
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-01-29 10:26:35 UTC
Go solo in some nano armor zealot.
Get scrammed by an x-l asb rupture.
Scream like a little girl for help.
Get saved in 5% structure.
Decide you are bad thus you should probably log off.
Be so lazy the idea of rightclicking on an sma to "store ship" destroys you.
Proceed to eject instead.
Laugh at the silly message warning you your skill influences some stuff on your ship (yeah thank you game, i've been playing enough to know my skills do stuff).
...
Bye Zealot.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#17 - 2014-01-29 11:10:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Kalel Nimrott
CoolMoving 700m in sleeper loot in a badger 2 from a c3 thru a c2. Getting tackled by a protty on the c2, log off in shame just not to watch the badger go down.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Icarus Able
Refuse.Resist
#18 - 2014-01-29 11:20:05 UTC
8 months into wormhole living and i still forget to BM the exit when i go through a newly scanned wormhole.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#19 - 2014-01-29 12:04:59 UTC
I paid for a PLEX once.

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Anize Oramara
WarpTooZero
#20 - 2014-01-29 12:45:27 UTC
Desmond Strickler wrote:
Couple months ago I tried bringing my absolution through a chain (first time moving into a wh) and I got dunked on by a Talos and a sabre....then later that day my only loki got dunked on again because I engaged a legion without any backup. Needless to say I left that wh corp and tried again a few days later and now here i am \o/

is that you legion-boner!?

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