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Neverlasting Fear

Oruze Cruise

White Stag Exit Bag

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#1 - 2014-01-22 12:41:17 UTC | Edited by: Neverlasting Fear

A few months into the future, the collective of nullsec has been successfully turned into a "Blue Donut". The playerbase, fed up with only one core, sub 10% time dilation fights, and structure grinding under a useless sovereignty mechanic, constructed many pacts that would lead to a stagnation in gameplay. Players started to find new things to do, such as going outside and getting a life. Intervention was drastically needed. A mysterious man known only as CiCi Pezoomera has organized what would be known as, New Eden Rassling Federation, or NERF for short. When the playerbase heard of this, alliances started to train their strongest capsuleers to represent them in the ring. The strength of an alliance would no longer come from warm bodies, or blobs of capital and supercapital ships. It would come from physical strength of man. Soon everyone will come together to watch a newly designed universe without clunky, spreadsheet-like user interfaces. There is only one thing left to do,

Just Bring It.

http://i.imgur.com/FEyAKFw.jpg

Starting Monday 1/27/2014 at 21:00 Eve time, or 4pm EST, NERF will stream weekly at www.twitch.tv/contrahardcorps
(this video might be 22 minutes but look at the description and click on a time to skip to your favorite superstar's entrance)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGFz0F3H3ow

Along with NERF I will be making the first ever Eve Help Wrestling Videoset called **** On K.com, that I will attempt to update weekly or bi-weekly as well, as time allows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwNW_VUlx9k

Please evemail all complaints to Aerallo, even if you feel your alliance is misrepresented or not at all.
Mods feel free to move this if this is the wrong place, also credit to CCP for their music that will be used later, no lawsuits please.


Neverlasting Fear Oruze Cruise White Stag Exit Bag Likes received: 5	#2 - 2014-01-22 12:41:25 UTC \| Edited by: Neverlasting Fear The first video set is up, check back later when I update this for the matchlist for next monday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXT4tn34TCM&list=PL3rZAEuE01cfl1ue5muU704QQQ2Lg7kTM&index=1

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Billy McCandless Zacharia Explorations Group Likes received: 472	#3 - 2014-01-22 12:44:36 UTC TL;DR More tedious Nullposing "Thread locked for being deemed a total loss." - ISD Ezwal

Aliastra Gallente Federation 1,101
Angelica Dreamstar Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 1,101	#4 - 2014-01-22 12:45:14 UTC Could at least have used proper eve avatars... bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source) -- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

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Nikita Dacella Nexus Incorporated Likes received: 15	#5 - 2014-01-22 12:48:56 UTC WWE, is it not a little 80'ies ? Is it not just a bunch of old men jumping around in silly costumes pretending to fight each-other, while displaying obscene amounts of testosterone or lack hereof ?


Nikita Dacella Nexus Incorporated Likes received: 15	#6 - 2014-01-22 12:51:59 UTC OMG I need to visit the US at some point, just found my future man from the WWE - Billy Gunn -> http://www.wwe.com/superstars/billy-gunn

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Proletariat Tingtango Viziam Amarr Empire Likes received: 1,019	#7 - 2014-01-22 12:53:27 UTC This is way awesome but I understand why a bunch of eve players might be out of touch with america and the fine art of rasslin


Nikita Dacella Nexus Incorporated Likes received: 15	#8 - 2014-01-22 12:56:45 UTC rasslin - > http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rasslin

Angelica Dreamstar

Aliastra

Gallente Federation

Likes received: 1,101

#9 - 2014-01-22 13:01:50 UTC

Nikita Dacella wrote:

OMG I need to visit the US at some point, just found my future man from the WWE -

Billy Gunn -> http://www.wwe.com/superstars/billy-gunn

*sighs* there go my female dreams with you... :(

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE


Angelica Dreamstar Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 1,101	#10 - 2014-01-22 13:02:58 UTC Anyhow... if the OP is interested in proper pictures he may contact me. What's on display right now is quite embarassing. bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source) -- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

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BadAssMcKill Aliastra Likes received: 1,109	#11 - 2014-01-22 14:39:38 UTC As official head Black Legion to EveO diplomat we approve

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Kryptik Kai Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde Likes received: 21,133	#12 - 2014-01-22 20:02:49 UTC Cool story bro "Shiny. Lets be bad guys." -Jayne Cobb

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Anslo Scope Works Likes received: 32,337	#13 - 2014-01-22 20:08:38 UTC Nul generating fun content? No tidi? A nulpost NOT posturing themselves?? Wat. But no really, sounds cool. [center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

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Mario Putzo Likes received: 1,657	#14 - 2014-01-22 20:13:18 UTC Is this Shadoo approved war gaming?

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Slade Trillgon Brutor Force Federated Likes received: 3,233	#15 - 2014-01-22 20:31:47 UTC Nikita Dacella wrote: OMG I need to visit the US at some point, just found my future man from the WWE - Billy Gunn -> http://www.wwe.com/superstars/billy-gunn LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neverlasting Fear

Oruze Cruise

White Stag Exit Bag

Likes received: 5

#16 - 2014-01-22 20:46:22 UTC

Angelica Dreamstar wrote:

Could at least have used proper eve avatars...

Some of it is eve avatars, Progod's and Mittani's are as much of a replication as the ingame editor allows, along with Gents and SMA being nearly identical to their alliance logos. Unfortunately when 2k games picked this series up, THQ was halfway coded and tired of it, leading to a little bit less customization than 2013 (of which I didn't play).

I don't know if this was exactly the wargames Shadoo was looking for, but we might have it.

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Leigh Akiga Kuhri Innovations Likes received: 565	#17 - 2014-01-22 20:49:29 UTC Nikita Dacella wrote: WWE, is it not a little 80'ies ? Is it not just a bunch of old men jumping around in silly costumes pretending to fight each-other, while displaying obscene amounts of testosterone or lack hereof ? Nowadays its all about the Divas

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ISD Tyrozan ISD Community Communications Liaisons ISD Alliance Likes received: 424	#18 - 2014-01-22 22:07:14 UTC Thread has been moved to Out of Pod Experience. ISD Tyrozan Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department @ISDTyrozan \| @ISD_CCL

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leetcheese Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 83	#19 - 2014-01-23 02:20:21 UTC hype

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Arkady Vachon The Gold Angels Sixth Empire Likes received: 1,421	#20 - 2014-01-23 05:16:47 UTC Is midget wrestling a T1 frigate fight? Nothing Personal - Just Business... Chaos Creates Content