Intergalactic Summit

I will need seating for 500 Goons. What is it with silly people and the 'everyone's invited.' I'm going to wonder around G-0 and find every child molester, rapist, murderer and people that talk in holo theatres and bring them along too.

I would post an animated image of a Brutor pulling up a chair and declaring that this is going to be an enjoyable experience, but I feel it would be removed by CCL.

So, I'll simply state:

"This is going to be good."

Thanks for once again proving that all the negative perceptions that people have of Goons are correct. Now go back to your hole and worship your master Mittens.

You're just bitter because years ago, I removed you from a venue I once owned. Go troll elsewhere, Alizabeth. It's very unbecoming of you and makes the Goons look very bad.....oh wait, they do that themselves. Have a lovely day, sweetheart.

There she goes again thinking the population at large gives a damn. We, and your leaders, are laughing at you. Stay relevant Vea, stay relevant.

Eh. Can't really blame her for having standards when it comes to the quality of her guests, myself. One such standard likely being a minimum level of mental function that allows for social interaction on a level greater than that of a concussed, drunken gorilla.

Fun fact - there are non-toxic hypoallergenic dyes that can be dispersed over a wide area and will turn the skin of everybody in that area a bright shade of purple for a couple of weeks. These dyes can safely and effectively be delivered via airburst orbit-to-atmo ChemWar missile. The same goes for a rather interesting gene-tailored bacterium that needs only seconds to consume the most common polymers and organic fibers found in modern clothing without attacking human hair or tissues.

The panic and confusion as the security sensors declare an incoming orbital bombardment would just be an added bonus to the sufficiently malicious prankster who performed this stunt.

You know, for the practical joker with a multi-million ISK budget.

Not that I would ever be so cruel you understand. I just take the existence of these things as a good indicator of why it's best to hold large public functions aboard a station where the environment and security systems are more secure.

All well and good, then.

Candlemas, also known by the name Imbolc, is the celebration of winter ending and the coming of spring. The festival basically encourages us to let go of the past and to look to the future, clearing out the old, making both outer and inner space for new beginnings. A rebirth, if you will.

We also celebrate the Goddess of Fire, Home, and Hearth.

Also, I was reminded of something. If you feel uncomfortable attending in person, L'Amore is equipped with holo projectors. In addition, I run a very secure venue. Guests are subject to weapon checks and I have security guards on staff.

Which hemisphere of which planet?