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CONCORD Station
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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#21 - 2014-04-22 01:45:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Doc Fury
my bad Oops

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There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-04-22 02:34:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Sibyyl
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Did it have a pasty white cloaked figure who was pivotal to the whole operation perched precariously in a tower spire high above the defenses that no one seemed to shoot at and instead took small ships and a lightly armed freighter into the superstructure of the station in an effort to shoot a couple lasers at a reactor tower and then have to race out ahead of the explosion? ::breathe:: Was it also protected by a shield generator that was placed on a nearby forest moon and that even though it was protected by legions of troops and for some reason wasn't protected by a shield of its own was able to be taken out by a handful of lightly armed rebels and aboriginal teddy bears with bow and arrows and spear technology? ::breathe::

No, no.. what actually happened was that CONCORD vessels found this planetoid out in 0.0 which they promptly fired all their missiles into unsuccessfully. At the same time a Vherokior freighter somewhere in Hek got ganked by some rather unscrupulous individuals, losing a shipment of Exotic Dancers which Faction Police eventually recovered. Now, one of these Minmatar dancers also happened to have some very curious Jovian genosculpting modifications which Faction Police found important enough to detain her for (after dressing her up in some modern-trashy Jean Paul Gaultier bandages). Being Faction popo and not CONCORD they lost her in some air ducts and she ended up sailing through the air and into some square jawed meat popsicle's hovertaxi. Said meat popsicle was informed by red haired Minmatar Exotic Dancer that the planetoid was headed at Warp 11 towards a rookie system and that it would destroy all of hisec. To prevent this tragedy, they had to go watch a teamspeak Bonus Room concert at Jita 4-4 and maybe grab some mission loot in the form of 4 special mining rocks. There was some confusion when Commissioner Gordon showed up but after some WIS pew pew and gudfites for all, the photogenic couple made their way to the CONCORD station. Meanwhile the planetoid had made its way to the CONCORD station and at this point it was pretty obvious that they had to kiss and make out and exchange ILUs at which point the Exotic Dancer popped out a Doomsday Device from her chest and took out the station.

Whew.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
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