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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#61 - 2014-01-16 14:40:29 UTC
Aineko Macx wrote:
Tippia wrote:
LOAD "",7 or GTFO.

Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs.

That's what you had to do after that command too. The ,7 is just do do a turbo load (because what kind of n00b doesn't use a cartridge?).
Sarah Nalelmir
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#62 - 2014-01-16 14:51:51 UTC
Etria Issen wrote:
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
I Love Boobies wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
DeMichael Crimson wrote:


5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.



This isn't true at all!

This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters!

Not safe at all, nu-huh!

Shocked




Thought EVE was PG-13? This has me blushing.


What's so bad about two guys wanting to do some baking together.....


Too bad they didn't get Cooking to V first though, seems they messed it up.


Only female toons can cert Cooking hahahaa /me runs away from thread
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#63 - 2014-01-16 14:56:03 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Aineko Macx wrote:
Tippia wrote:
LOAD "",7 or GTFO.

Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs.

That's what you had to do after that command too. The ,7 is just do do a turbo load (because what kind of n00b doesn't use a cartridge?).


Thank you for making me not feel so old. I f'n love you guys Big smile
Now I must go dust off my old box sets and see if there are any dice left that I need to fill in the numbers with a crayon.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#64 - 2014-01-16 15:54:52 UTC
Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to?

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#65 - 2014-01-16 15:56:07 UTC
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:
Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to?


I thought that was a simple fact.

Except Mr Epeen. He signs his posts, but he knows what he's talking about

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#66 - 2014-01-16 15:57:10 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Aineko Macx wrote:
Tippia wrote:
LOAD "",7 or GTFO.

Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs.

That's what you had to do after that command too. The ,7 is just do do a turbo load (because what kind of n00b doesn't use a cartridge?).


Me, I use a C64 with a Disk Drive

Load"*",8,1 biatches

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#67 - 2014-01-16 15:58:33 UTC
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:
Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to?

despite having a portrait with corp and alliance....and an actual forum signature

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#68 - 2014-01-16 16:00:05 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:
Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to?

despite having a portrait with corp and alliance....and an actual forum signature


The actual forum signature is actually a footer.

So, you know, be obtuse if you like.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#69 - 2014-01-16 16:03:51 UTC
Dersk
Perkone
Caldari State
#70 - 2014-01-16 19:24:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Dersk
Bi-Mi Lansatha wrote:
Never trusting is the safest way to play, but the safest way isn't always the most fun. IMO


Eve players are like farts. They smell bad, and lots of people don't trust them for good reason. You can take a gamble, but do it enough and eventually you'll just crap on yourself.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#71 - 2014-01-16 19:39:26 UTC
Always...no, no...never...forget to check your references.

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#72 - 2014-01-16 19:46:48 UTC

Quote:
The 10 Rules of Eve

1st Rule Of Eve = Never trust anyone.
...
4th Rule Of Eve = Don't fly what you can't replace.

Might I recommend swapping rule 4 into spot #1, and for clarity amending it to read...

Don't fly what you can't afford to LOSE. You will, even in hisec.

There would be hella less sperging on the forums etc from carebears if this got rammed home (ganking bump metaphor intended) more effectively into their little ore gorged brains...

Would you like to know more?
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#73 - 2014-01-16 19:49:14 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
DeMichael Crimson wrote:


5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.



This isn't true at all!

This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters!

Not safe at all, nu-huh!

Shocked


CCP Falcon wrote:
a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate


Butbut... Polaris frigates don't have fittings! They just go 2500 m/s naturally! Have you been holding out on us?!

ISD LackOfFaith

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

I do not respond to Eve Mail or anything other than the forums.
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#74 - 2014-01-16 20:03:59 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:
DeMichael Crimson wrote:


5th Rule Of Eve = The only safe place is in station.



This isn't true at all!

This one time, I met a cute Caldari guy at Jita 4-4 when I was buying a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate, and let me tell ya, station services get really buttmad when they have to clean peanut butter and whipped cream from the walls of your captain's quarters!

Not safe at all, nu-huh!

Shocked


CCP Falcon wrote:
a new Microwarpdrive for my Polaris frigate


Butbut... Polaris frigates don't have fittings! They just go 2500 m/s naturally! Have you been holding out on us?!


Quote:
15. Posting about bugs and exploits is prohibited.

Bugs and exploits should be reported through the proper channels. Bugs should be brought to the attention of CCP by filing a bug report for our Quality Assurance department. More information on filing bug reports can be found here. Discussions about unverified issues in game can cause unnecessary panic in the community. When there is an issue that the EVE Online community needs to be aware of, it will be communicated via an official statement from CCP after thorough investigation.


Stop posting about GMs exploiting LackOfFaith!!P

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#75 - 2014-01-16 20:51:08 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD LackOfFaith
Never! The public shall know the truth! I will not be silenced!

In reality, CCP Fal--

Ed: The rest of this post was about a weather balloon flying through swamp gas, and has been redacted for rumor mongering. -- ISD LackOfFaith

ISD LackOfFaith

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

I do not respond to Eve Mail or anything other than the forums.
Anslo
Scope Works
#76 - 2014-01-16 20:55:58 UTC
Help help he's being opressed!

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#77 - 2014-01-16 20:57:58 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Help help he's being opressed!


Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

"Grr Kimmi  Nerf Chans!" ~Jenn aSide

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Mr Blah Blahson
Doomheim
#78 - 2014-01-16 21:32:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Blah Blahson
11) Always think, "I'm not being paranoid enough". Unless you are, in which case you're thinking, "I'm not being paranoid enough".
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#79 - 2014-01-16 22:21:46 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:
Can rule 1 be anyone who signs their posts isn't worth listening to?

despite having a portrait with corp and alliance....and an actual forum signature


The actual forum signature is actually a footer.

So, you know, be obtuse if you like.

Wow, it's a good thing I only initial my replies and don't sign them.

Blink



DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
45thtiger 0109
Pan-Intergalatic Business Community
#80 - 2014-01-17 01:08:25 UTC  |  Edited by: 45thtiger 0109
Zedrik Cayne wrote:
Aineko Macx wrote:
Tippia wrote:
LOAD "",7 or GTFO.

Dude, I had to press "Play" on a tape recorder to load programs.


Code is to be loaded by feeding decks of punch cards into the punch card reader or by feeding a paper tape to your teletype. You youngsters and your newfangled 'Magnetic Media'.



Did you say Magnetic Media what about the SSD we have now these days which is not Magnetic Media.

Please look at google for Solid State Drive

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