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Which Church Do You Belong To?

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Silvonus
Spacewreck Emporium
#41 - 2014-01-21 04:46:42 UTC
I summon thee, Almighty Bob! Guide us in this time of tribulations and those who would not recognize your sole true power!
The Almighty B0B
Doomheim
#42 - 2014-01-21 04:48:06 UTC
My Dearest Children, your undying worship and sacrifices of the heathen tech 3s of our enemies has brought me great happiness and joy.

May your blue loot flow freely from the wrecks of my long forgotten vanguard, and the may your Nano-Ribbons be many, and your Instrumentals be Plentiful c-320 and in your home systems so you may huff in safety.


To the heathens who deny my power, ALL of my Children shall in due time vanquish your heretical ways. May your towers be short Stronted and all your statics become C4s.
Desmond Strickler
#43 - 2014-01-21 04:50:18 UTC
I'm speechless....

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#44 - 2014-01-21 04:54:14 UTC
The Almighty B0B wrote:
My Dearest Children, your undying worship and sacrifices of the heathen tech 3s of our enemies has brought me great happiness and joy.

May your blue loot flow freely from the wrecks of my long forgotten vanguard, and the may your Nano-Ribbons be many, and your Instrumentals be Plentiful c-320 and in your home systems so you may huff in safety.


To the heathens who deny my power, ALL of my Children shall in due time vanquish your heretical ways. May your towers be short Stronted and all your statics become C4s.


The quoted individual above is a false prophet, a heretic, a doppelganger. He/She is not the almighty Lord of Wormholes.

The Power of Bob, the true Lord of the Void compels you, heretic, REPENT!!

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unimatrix0030
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2014-01-21 16:45:23 UTC
The True gospel of bob ( intercession ) is now also in a spoken version : spoken gospel .
It will send shivers down your spine and might make you cry if you are a true believer!

No local in null sec would fix everything!
Jess Tanner
Bangworks Systems Inc.
#46 - 2014-01-22 01:39:41 UTC
Ravan Hekki
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#47 - 2014-01-24 23:48:02 UTC
Bob
Bob Artis
Rolled Out
#48 - 2014-01-28 16:22:24 UTC
Shouldn't be too hard to figure me out.
Shyamalan
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2014-01-28 19:37:05 UTC
Keith.
Red Teufel
Calamitous-Intent
#50 - 2014-01-28 20:20:17 UTC
I am Bobs profit Red Teufel. Art thou irate brethren?
Billy Hardcore
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#51 - 2014-01-29 00:45:50 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
The Almighty B0B wrote:
My Dearest Children, your undying worship and sacrifices of the heathen tech 3s of our enemies has brought me great happiness and joy.

May your blue loot flow freely from the wrecks of my long forgotten vanguard, and the may your Nano-Ribbons be many, and your Instrumentals be Plentiful c-320 and in your home systems so you may huff in safety.


To the heathens who deny my power, ALL of my Children shall in due time vanquish your heretical ways. May your towers be short Stronted and all your statics become C4s.


The quoted individual above is a false prophet, a heretic, a doppelganger. He/She is not the almighty Lord of Wormholes.

The Power of Bob, the true Lord of the Void compels you, heretic, REPENT!!


Most holy words from the Prophet of your day and age!

#BillyFleet
Desmond Strickler
#52 - 2014-01-29 03:38:49 UTC
So the Chruch of BOB is basically the Westboro Baptist Church of EVE....lol

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Alundil
Rolled Out
#53 - 2014-01-29 07:30:33 UTC
Red Teufel wrote:
I am Bobs profit Red Teufel. Art thou irate brethren?

How much?

I'm right behind you
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#54 - 2014-01-29 16:52:33 UTC
Desmond Strickler wrote:
So the Chruch of BOB is basically the Westboro Baptist Church of EVE....lol



Bob is a loving Bob... but he loves you by making your ship explode... From our perspective, we think this is bad, but every time we experience the purifying fire of a t3 or capital whelp, we receive his grace to be purified and one day be truly worthy of immortality...
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#55 - 2014-01-29 20:37:20 UTC
Desmond Strickler wrote:
So the Chruch of BOB is basically the Westboro Baptist Church of EVE....lol


Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness! Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness! Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness! Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness! Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness! Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness! Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness! Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness! Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness! Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive those heathens and children of perdition, the workers and abominations of the unworthy! May Bob forgive your transgressions, knowing he won't, because he doeth notith forgiveth the pubbie-scum-peasents of New Eden who do not follow him in his righteousness!

Minister of High Society | Twitter: @autoritare

E-mail: diogenes.proc@gmail.com

My Blog: http://diogenes-club.blogspot.com/

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Desmond Strickler
#56 - 2014-01-29 21:53:22 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Desmond Strickler wrote:
So the Chruch of BOB is basically the Westboro Baptist Church of EVE....lol


Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive.....


For the love of Naga Jesus! Do you have a day job? !

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#57 - 2014-01-29 22:44:43 UTC
Desmond Strickler wrote:
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Desmond Strickler wrote:
So the Chruch of BOB is basically the Westboro Baptist Church of EVE....lol


Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive.....


For the love of Naga Jesus! Do you have a day job? !


I bet you that my day job is cooler than your day job Cool

Minister of High Society | Twitter: @autoritare

E-mail: diogenes.proc@gmail.com

My Blog: http://diogenes-club.blogspot.com/

The Diogenes Club | Join W-Space | Down The Pipe
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#58 - 2014-01-29 23:31:31 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Desmond Strickler wrote:
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Desmond Strickler wrote:
So the Chruch of BOB is basically the Westboro Baptist Church of EVE....lol


Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive.....


For the love of Naga Jesus! Do you have a day job? !


I bet you that my day job is cooler than your day job Cool


I play EVE in real life at my job (metaphorically). What do you guys do?
Desmond Strickler
#59 - 2014-01-29 23:45:55 UTC
Rall Mekin wrote:
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Desmond Strickler wrote:
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Desmond Strickler wrote:
So the Chruch of BOB is basically the Westboro Baptist Church of EVE....lol


Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive.....


For the love of Naga Jesus! Do you have a day job? !


I bet you that my day job is cooler than your day job Cool


I play EVE in real life at my job (metaphorically). What do you guys do?


I...I...I go to highschool...

[b]Part-Time Moon Bear and Full-Time Black Guy

"My other dread is a Swaglafar"[/b]
joebro1060
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2014-01-30 05:35:45 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Desmond Strickler wrote:
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Desmond Strickler wrote:
So the Chruch of BOB is basically the Westboro Baptist Church of EVE....lol


Repent! You miner-enabling scum! Bob shall punish all who support and enable the carebears, rainbows, and happiness! Repent of your sins, Babylon! The Lord, your Bob will never forgive.....


For the love of Naga Jesus! Do you have a day job? !


I bet you that my day job is cooler than your day job Cool



I literally get to "buck" pipe all day errr day in Port Fourchon!Roll
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