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United Highsec Front ||| The 99 Percent ||| Fight Nullsec / Goons: Your place to organize.

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backtrace
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2011-11-08 18:47:04 UTC
Lemok Sonji wrote:
Actually makes more sense than backtrace's rambling Lol

Xystance's very good at teaching, yes.
backtrace
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2011-11-08 18:48:39 UTC
Waci wrote:
Newbies: go with Xystance to learn about EVE.
Vets: go with Xystance to learn about sex.

Xystance fleet's vets: go with him and take some lube with you. Roll
Angry Onions
Fast Eddy's X-ploding Diner
#43 - 2011-11-08 18:49:13 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Ha! There is no way this will work. But a peasant revolt is always amusing. Bring it! :twisted:

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Stahlregen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2011-11-08 18:54:15 UTC
Oh no we've made the space peasants angry with our aristocratic, monocle wearing, suicide ganking ways.

Please whatever you do, just don't form into some rag tag militia thereby concentrating a large number of clueless empire idiots into a single fleet that can be easily blapped on the EC- gate.

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN' WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN.

Xystance
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#45 - 2011-11-08 19:06:01 UTC
Stahlregen wrote:
Oh no we've made the space peasants angry with our aristocratic, monocle wearing, suicide ganking ways.

Please whatever you do, just don't form into some rag tag militia thereby concentrating a large number of clueless empire idiots into a single fleet that can be easily blapped on the EC- gate.


Heh.

Make another video about it then. :)

Vote Dovinian for CSM 7. http://i.imgur.com/XxcuR.jpg www.dovibus.com

Embrace My Hate
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#46 - 2011-11-08 19:12:31 UTC
Xystance Cry

I hardly got the chance to get to know you before you took off to make another test alliance.

You will be missed buddy hope to see you on deh forums and jabber sometime.
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#47 - 2011-11-08 19:14:38 UTC
Evacing Dek as I type~
Raynaldo Rivera
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#48 - 2011-11-08 19:19:22 UTC
Xystance you crazy man i am with you brother. I shall lead our fleets to battle.
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#49 - 2011-11-08 19:50:36 UTC
Virginia Virdana wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Ha! There is no way this will work. But a peasant revolt is always amusing. Bring it! :twisted:


Things worth remembering when peasants revolt:

  • They outnumber the "landed gentry" by a significant number
  • They have nothing to lose, so don't care about dying
  • They come equipped with all sorts of nasty farming implements, and no-one wants to be on the wrong end of a pitchfork...



Nice soul patch!

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.

Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2011-11-08 20:02:53 UTC
I'm joining this immediately if it means I get a chance to shoot DBRB.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

Lord Ryan
True Xero
#51 - 2011-11-08 20:05:39 UTC
Xero supports this and will be in contact! I have a stock pile of canes and ceptors somwhere I need to lose!

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.

Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#52 - 2011-11-08 20:06:21 UTC
Dropping roles now!

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Xystance
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#53 - 2011-11-08 20:35:03 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
I'm joining this immediately if it means I get a chance to shoot DBRB.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=329067#post329067
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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#54 - 2011-11-08 21:24:36 UTC
Laurici wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Ha! There is no way this will work. But a peasant revolt is always amusing. Bring it! :twisted:


The irony of a goon saying this, need a history lesson?

Look at that, someone from Zerorphanage who can't figure out literary elements. Fancy that!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#55 - 2011-11-08 21:27:38 UTC
Virginia Virdana wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Ha! There is no way this will work. But a peasant revolt is always amusing. Bring it! :twisted:


Things worth remembering when peasants revolt:

  • They outnumber the "landed gentry" by a significant number
  • They have nothing to lose, so don't care about dying
  • They come equipped with all sorts of nasty farming implements, and no-one wants to be on the wrong end of a pitchfork...

I usually find that people in high security space, the peasant commoners of nullsec entities, are in fact very concerned with what they have to lose. This is why high security players have a reputation of being incredibly risk averse ("carebears," I think is the term), and why you see so many renter entities cascade soon after a campaign between major nullsec powers is launched. But you go right on ahead and think that your French Revolution analogy somehow is relevant to EVE Online.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#56 - 2011-11-08 21:29:32 UTC
Reilly Duvolle wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Ha! There is no way this will work. But a peasant revolt is always amusing. Bring it! :twisted:



Funny. I got a flashback to how BoB used to talk about Goons.

The obvious difference here is that I am right and Band of Brothers was wrong. Pirate

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#57 - 2011-11-08 21:30:38 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
I'm joining this immediately if it means I get a chance to shoot DBRB.

This honestly should be one of their talking points for advertising to goons and goon-friends.
Point the First, "No Boats"
Point the Second, "You get to shoot DBRB!"

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Cur
Back Door Burglars
#58 - 2011-11-08 22:50:39 UTC
http://i.imgur.com/Xcmix.png


I wonder if the results will be any different than IRL, with the police coming in and beating you with battons, sending army vets into hospital, and in general just physically abusing the public.


To the Occupy Eve guy's - will you defecate on the stargates like they did IRL too? Lol
Venus Vermillion
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#59 - 2011-11-08 23:35:34 UTC
A lot of people joke about getting knocked all the way back to High Sec, but you really did it.
Congratulations on attempting to make it seem unironic.
Much like Prencleeve Grothsmore, you'll be back!
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#60 - 2011-11-08 23:37:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
Venus Vermillion wrote:
A lot of people joke about getting knocked all the way back to High Sec, but you really did it.
Congratulations on attempting to make it seem unironic.
Much like Prencleeve Grothsmore, you'll be back!

Is there some hidden drama behind this thread of which I am unaware? Are you leaking insider information that comes directly from the inebriated ramblings of a retired attorney? I need to know this vital information, and I believe that I am entitled to—and can in fact handle—the truth. What have you done to my kitten? Are you the reason she keeps staring blankly at my desk lamp? I want answers! I want the truth!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn