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Super fast warp speed leopard fit.
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I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#21 - 2014-01-09 19:40:17 UTC
Badger Mark wrote:
Any of you smart theorycrafters got a fit for me?

I wanna travel super fast like back to the future and time travel to the 1950s!

Doesn't matter about skills. Just show me the fastest leopard i can fit.


Thanks and happy new year!



Nice corp name. And if you wanna go faster... fill your cargo full of Fedo.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-01-09 19:47:18 UTC
Aeril Malkyre wrote:
Badger Mark wrote:
Flux capacitor i can find. Road runner i cannot!
6 Fedos duct taped together = 1 road runner.

Just watch out for gastrointestinal singularities.

Source: I'm a Minmatar engineer.

Do you have a masters in duct tape usages? All true minmatar engineers have this.

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stoicfaux
#23 - 2014-01-09 20:20:28 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Aeril Malkyre wrote:
Badger Mark wrote:
Flux capacitor i can find. Road runner i cannot!
6 Fedos duct taped together = 1 road runner.

Just watch out for gastrointestinal singularities.

Source: I'm a Minmatar engineer.

Do you have a masters in duct tape usages? All true minmatar engineers have this.

How do you master something with infinite uses?


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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2014-01-09 20:39:01 UTC
Mythrandier wrote:


I hear if you paint red stripes down the side that will make ANYTHING faster.
At the speed the Leopard goes, you have to make the stripes green and infrared because you'll be blue-shifted to the people in front of you and red-shifted too the people behind you. Only then will the stripes make you go faster.

Protip: put stripes of green, blue, violet, and various shades of high-band infrared to make sure you have red stripes at all speeds, this allows you to keep accelerating for longer.

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Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#25 - 2014-01-09 22:00:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Plastic Psycho
Aeril Malkyre wrote:
Badger Mark wrote:
Flux capacitor i can find. Road runner i cannot!
6 Fedos duct taped together = 1 road runner.

Just watch out for gastrointestinal singularities.

Source: I'm a Minmatar engineer.
Missed a trick: Tape Fedo to bow of hull. Tape long sick poking out beyond Fedo. Put Marmite on end of stick.
Gastric response to food will accelerate Fedo towards marmite, hull will follow. Infinite Acceleration Drive Achieved!


Also: Shields can be over-boosted by putting a shaft extention on your generators, taping a cat to one side, and buttered toast to the other, then applying a gravity field. Alternately, you can use two pieces of toast or two cats, depending on power requirements. Be certain to get them back-to-back though, or the alligned acceleration will rip the generator right through the hull.
Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#26 - 2014-01-09 22:01:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Plastic Psycho
stoicfaux wrote:
How do you master something with infinite uses?


Zen.
Aeril Malkyre
Knights of the Ouroboros
#27 - 2014-01-10 16:10:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Aeril Malkyre
stoicfaux wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Aeril Malkyre wrote:
Badger Mark wrote:
Flux capacitor i can find. Road runner i cannot!
6 Fedos duct taped together = 1 road runner.
Just watch out for gastrointestinal singularities.
Source: I'm a Minmatar engineer.

Do you have a masters in duct tape usages? All true minmatar engineers have this.

How do you master something with infinite uses?
Duct Tape Application V
Duct Tape Adhesion V
Duct Tape Juryrigging V
Duct Tape Hull Repair V
Duct Tape Armor Repair V
Duct Tape Shield Repair III

The last one takes a while to train.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2014-01-10 17:08:24 UTC
Since you are just going to autopilot it through Uedama anyway, all that matters is what your pod is worth.

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KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#29 - 2014-01-10 17:19:04 UTC
I Love Boobies wrote:
Badger Mark wrote:
Any of you smart theorycrafters got a fit for me?

I wanna travel super fast like back to the future and time travel to the 1950s!

Doesn't matter about skills. Just show me the fastest leopard i can fit.


Thanks and happy new year!



Nice corp name. And if you wanna go faster... fill your cargo full of Fedo.


Right, and slingshot around the sun when you make your gate approach. The Fedo mass will cause the Roadrunner singularity which will amp you up to 55AU/s, with Ascendency's, you top out at 112, and the added flux capacitor will run it up to a solid 200AU/s.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have done it.

The perfect Leopard fitting. (With accompanying music.)

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Badger Mark
Man Boobs Incorporated
#30 - 2014-01-10 17:52:18 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
I Love Boobies wrote:
Badger Mark wrote:
Any of you smart theorycrafters got a fit for me?

I wanna travel super fast like back to the future and time travel to the 1950s!

Doesn't matter about skills. Just show me the fastest leopard i can fit.


Thanks and happy new year!



Nice corp name. And if you wanna go faster... fill your cargo full of Fedo.


Right, and slingshot around the sun when you make your gate approach. The Fedo mass will cause the Roadrunner singularity which will amp you up to 55AU/s, with Ascendency's, you top out at 112, and the added flux capacitor will run it up to a solid 200AU/s.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have done it.

The perfect Leopard fitting. (With accompanying music.)



Nope im still in the year 2014. time travel still not completed! On another note. This thread has delivered!
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2014-01-10 17:55:05 UTC
Mythrandier wrote:


I hear if you paint red stripes down the side that will make ANYTHING faster.





Only if an Ork is piloting.

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