Crime & Punishment

*yawn*

We already achieved so many goals...... Goon tears was one of them. And omfg they are sweeet! Army's don't appear out of nothing, they are properly build first, so be patience. 178 Lemmings so far and building up the next few weeks.

Goon tears? Where? All I can see is marmite crying about PF-. Can you please show us those specific tears you are talking about? And please share what other goals you achieved. I don't see many pocos burning.

All banter and mudslinging aside Gelvon I must openly admit as a fellow Eve blogger and as a fellow player you have no clue what the F#@! you are talking about. Why Riverini rips your pathetic "insert Wow/Eve comparison" snippets and slaps them on his site is beyond me or anyone with half a brain whom understands even the basic mechanics of New Eden.

Firstly, no one gives two s#@%s about high sec Goon pocos or some wardecced knat who *cough* "dared" to "speak out" against Goons. There are plenty of flustered isolated manchildren who make complaints about how Eve isn't "fair" or how people aren't "nice" in a game that has for over ten years running pushed you down a flight of stairs and laughed at you as soon as you undocked.

Stop blaming an Alliance for YOUR own lack of understanding of mechanics or basic combat. You even said yourself in THIS thread quote "I have NO clue how to pvp" yet constantly release articles and blog posts making it claim you know what you are F#@$ing talking about!

Even more deplorable, you dare to sully C&P with your detestable cowardice to insight drama and envy because YOU yourself cannot fight nor want to. After all why not just grease the pockets of a few monkeys to take care of your hard on against Goons right? It's probably why Riv posts your BS because he's got such a hard on against them as well which is laughable.

I mean seriously? 44 pages? 44. For what? To cry that Goons touched you in a bad place? That you "know" New Eden because you can do Station Trading 101 and think that everything revolves around a PVE Metagame? I'll give you a few snippets of advice because it seems to me you've been drinking the EN24 Kool Aid for far too long while chilling in Goldshire.

1. Goons/PL/N3/Rus etc it doesn't matter. Coalitions rise and fall, they don't have your best interests in mind, and it's only a small fraction of other various play styles and pilots who live in Null. Being an ignorant little line grunt and babbling like you did during the TEST War, putting on your pom poms and crying little Orc tears does nothing but make people laugh and snicker.

2. Before you tell others how Eve should be and try to change it? Undock for a change and get those little Gnome feet wet. I mean sure we're all aware that Smelting in Jita takes alot of hard time and serious knowledge but don't worry. I'm sure there's an Arena you can bring your PVE fit Vindi to for some testing of those "purple" modules you won off the Auction House.

3. Stop blogging. Seriously. I mean yeah Poetic is a smug little cuss but even HE is light years ahead of what you shoot from your Funion encrusted fingers. The fact that your Goon laced tears are plastered on EN24's front page just proves to us all how truly mad you really are.

4. Stop getting others to do your dirty work. Yeah C&P is for Merc work and Piracy, Scams, etc. But don't sit here and soap box us like you are going to school us all on "Goons R Bad" and why we need to take your tear laced money because others play the game. It's a mockery of the true spirit of C&P and it's pathetic.

5. Stop comparing Eve Online to WoW. No one cares you reached the "gold cap" and I'm sure Chribba could buy more Spectral Tiger Mounts and Space Hookers than you have units of Veldspar hoarded inside your little goblin cave in Jita 4-4.

6. Stop thinking people give a Sh$t. Cause really? We don't. BR just happened. 70 Titans died. Eve is fun. It's not Wow. Stop with the Goon mad. It's old.


P.S. People were saying the SAME stuff about BoB long before you were in little Goblin diapers.... I assure you son.

Tara, don't bother. Goblin isn't capable of admitting defeat. He even moderates out questions about what objectives lemmings accomplished. In his fantasy world he is winning, because you know, nothing hurts goons more than some hisec corporation member count.

looks like Gevlon's new plan is to put legions of hiseccers into capitals and use them to conquer our space

please, please do this, i can't wait to kill a bunch of shitfit chimeras and phoenixesbe liberated from the ball and chain of sovereignty

Why would they be **** fitted ? You think you are the only Eve god who can properly fit a ship ? Its not that hard It seems you assume that players in high sec never been in other space before. A bit dumb mate. But besides that, I agree it would be stupid to do so. A large force in Eve you do not fight head on. You use guerrilla tactics, as any resistance group could tell you. And that we will. We will hit your rentals till they leave you, we will send groups to drop on your ratters, we will hit your freighters and we will deny you any movement outside Goonie space. Just to mention a few things. Remember all great things started small. Let's talk in another year or so. Then I'll remind you about your mistakes today

You should read the post about to never underestimate your enemies. You could learn from it.

In other words, you want to fail at guerilla tactics next.

as far as dropping on our renters and ratters, you're too risk-averse to use anything more expensive than a t1 frigate in 0.0 space

otherwise you wouldn't spend your day in a cheaply fit tornado in docking range of 4-4 shooting at random haulers

I think the point is that with yourself and Gevlon being the brains of the operation, you'd struggle to fit a decent ship.

As for Guerrilla tactics, do you understand what those actually are? Because so far in both your planning and execution, those have not been used at all.

And honestly, you are not the first group to announce plans like this against a null group, and you won't be the last, but to this date there's been no effect. The reasons for this are obvious and have been explained time and time again. The fact that you want to do it isn't what people are ridiculing you about, it's that you kill a handful of pods on the Jita undock and leap around claiming victory.