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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#781 - 2014-01-27 20:49:13 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Also if you somehoe missed the news, we're currently fielding dreads, supers and titans that we're apparently too poor to use as we speak.

ALSO BOMBERS WITH BOMBS LOL HOW MAD IS THAT.


All shitposting aside, props where props are due.
We are following the fight and are very impressed. The total worth of those things slugging it out in that slideshow over there... Staggering! ShockedShocked

We try to do our bit but must admit that we can't even dream of bringing that force to bear. (Nor sitting there for hours waiting for cycles and stuff, but that's a whole nother story)

May the best man/troll win!

D.

Bear

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Del DelVechio
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
#782 - 2014-01-27 21:15:41 UTC
X ATM092 wrote:
I'm still waiting for EVE to rise up against Mittani's "nice region, we'll have it" attitude and destroy the overlords as explained in the sci-fi fantasy "The Mittani's Last Mistake".

There has always been some pretty incredible moving of goalposts by Gevlon. Suddenly POCOs are no longer relevant in this POCO bashing operation and instead it's just a very generic Marmite Jita camping wardec for hire. Not that Marmite can't get results, I'm sure they're good at what they do, but this doesn't really involve Gevlon, or POCOs, or his wild blog predictions at all. This is just another Marmite wardec.


Amen....
Professor Clio
Apocalypse Lancers
#783 - 2014-01-27 21:39:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Professor Clio
Kirin Shiyurida wrote:
Del DelVechio wrote:
How about the POCOs? How many of those have changed hands yet?

Honor where honor is due! You have been a good pet and protected them quite fiercely so far. GJ



Have we? I'm pretty sure not a single goon poco has been reinforced yet.... Or are you saying that our mere involvement has you running so scared you can't even shoot at goon pocos anymore?

This is simply marmite getting Revlon to pay for their normal operations, it's actually pretty awesome, I like marmite (I really do)
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#784 - 2014-01-27 21:42:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
Khanh'rhh wrote:
I know you're all pretty risk averse when it comes to leaving a docking radius, but I have no idea why you're all claiming it's so impossible and grrrr when you haven't even tried.

Here in Goonswarm we believe in no not believing in yourself.

You should give it a try~


Funny you mention the docking radius. I popped in to Jita the other day because I needed some implants for the 4 new ganking dudes I made. Roughly 2 dozen war targets in system, all docked.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#785 - 2014-01-27 21:45:44 UTC
Del DelVechio wrote:
"When RvB pilots no longer sign up for purple fleets because they end up as a big blob trashing up local and getting no fights, then we'll take all the POCOs in a week."

I found it, thanks.

Del


Gevlon mentioned in one of his crimes against literature that he needs enough people to reinforce POCO's in a 'reasonable' amount of time. I'm not sure what he means by that, but he could simply use Oracle or Pulse/Sentry Domi's & AFK them down. No one would respond because we only care about timers.

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General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#786 - 2014-01-27 21:54:54 UTC
I think Goonies should pay more attention to their BIG losses the last weeks, then this forum post. You are still trying way to hard, to not care Blink
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#787 - 2014-01-27 22:09:37 UTC
I deeply care about Gevlons ability to sperg about how he's going to bring us down, again.

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admiral root
Red Galaxy
#788 - 2014-01-27 22:17:08 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I deeply care about Gevlons ability to sperg about how he's going to bring us down, again.


Don't you mess with Gevlon, pal. He's a master strategist that saved Fountain from you ebil goonies after your glorious leader made his last mistake. Roll

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#789 - 2014-01-27 22:48:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
admiral root wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I deeply care about Gevlons ability to sperg about how he's going to bring us down, again.


Don't you mess with Gevlon, pal. He's a master strategist that saved Fountain from you ebil goonies after your glorious leader made his last mistake. Roll


Was his last mistake trapping and killing 20+ hostile Titans, or is this some new terrible mistake he's made? Because boy will he be embarrassed if he's added up the opportunity cost wrong on this one.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

admiral root
Red Galaxy
#790 - 2014-01-27 23:55:05 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Was his last mistake trapping and killing 20+ hostile Titans, or is this some new terrible mistake he's made? Because boy will he be embarrassed if he's added up the opportunity cost wrong on this one.


Those titans were only there because Gevlon is pulling all our strings, also he was Machiavelli's teacher.

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#791 - 2014-01-28 06:25:30 UTC
After reading today's entertaining post from goblin, I got lost. Rvb were rmt'ing goon pets, when now it seems they are n3 pets. And lemmings totally didn't fail - the numbers say so! You can see all those burning pocos everywhere.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#792 - 2014-01-28 08:20:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
Pete Butcher wrote:
After reading today's entertaining post from goblin, I got lost. Rvb were rmt'ing goon pets, when now it seems they are n3 pets. And lemmings totally didn't fail - the numbers say so! You can see all those burning pocos everywhere.
Indeed, he's seriously delusional about the whole relationship between RvB and N3. Like N3 are going to turn around and threaten RvB for conducting their own high sec business. And he says it with such conviction too. He seems to think it's inevitable that N3 will turn around and demand RvB stop it.
The good thing is though, while they are all still off down that wrong path, there's no chance they will stumble onto a solution that's actually damaging in some way.

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Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#793 - 2014-01-28 11:22:40 UTC
So, while pretty much every goon in New Eden was indisposed kicking the everliving **** out of PL NC. and whoever the **** else was on grid in B-R in the last 24 hours, did you guys manage to get a run on any of our precious hisec POCOs?

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#794 - 2014-01-28 11:38:46 UTC
Haha ^^ I don't know for lemmings, but we were too busy titan-killmailwhoring Lol

D.

Bear

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admiral root
Red Galaxy
#795 - 2014-01-28 13:43:46 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Haha ^^ I don't know for lemmings, but we were too busy titan-killmailwhoring Lol


So even when the Goons are safely distracted elsewhere, you're still too incompetent / chicken to take out their highsec customs offices? Twisted

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#796 - 2014-01-28 13:47:12 UTC
admiral root wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Haha ^^ I don't know for lemmings, but we were too busy titan-killmailwhoring Lol


So even when the Goons are safely distracted elsewhere, you're still too incompetent / chicken to take out their highsec customs offices? Twisted


We fear no goon. We slaughter them by the trillions. (They have to take it out on PL in some slideshow Lol)
Also, remember, planning on lemmings taking all poco's is in this thread and RVB is protecting goons so... Patience, young padawan.

D.

Bear

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Louis Robichaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#797 - 2014-01-28 13:50:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Louis Robichaud
Hell, even some of RvB was over there whoring on titan killmails! :D Still no POCOs attacked (that I know of).

I read Gevlon's post. I think he's right that RvB has to remain neutral. But what he fails to realize is that the RvBee agreement barely threatens this neutrality, and that on a strategic scale those high sec POCOs have almost no influence whatsoever. So the N3 intervention he dreams about won't happen...

... that being said, after yesterday's astounding battle, maybe we are *all* going to be goon pets soon Shocked

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Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#798 - 2014-01-28 16:21:16 UTC
I remember the innocent highsec days when I thought ISK lost actually mattered, it was a much simpler time; couldn't have possibly imagined back in those days that trillions of isk in Titan losses could be mitigated by rental income and a few auctioned Alliance Tournament ships.
Del DelVechio
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
#799 - 2014-01-28 16:24:02 UTC
Xolve wrote:
I remember the innocent highsec days when I thought ISK lost actually mattered, it was a much simpler time; couldn't have possibly imagined back in those days that trillions of isk in Titan losses could be mitigated by rental income and a few auctioned Alliance Tournament ships.


DEATH TO ALL MERLINS!!!!
Kirin Shiyurida
Suavissimus Investments
#800 - 2014-01-28 16:26:49 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Gevlon mentioned in one of his crimes against literature that he needs enough people to reinforce POCO's in a 'reasonable' amount of time.

Kind of funny how you try to bait them with the POCO argument; clearly a longterm goal. You would love to swoop them out with a large fleet given the chance, wouldn't you? Blink

Considering the damage they have done and the fast growth they have achieved in only two weeks I would be worried too, if I were you. Even if it were only for exposing the unholy alliance between RvB and the Goonswarm, I would say they have been pretty successful so far.

Good luck to the Lemmings and to Spergtacus, your cause is a just one!