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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#581 - 2014-01-21 05:05:43 UTC
gevlon while you're calculating roi can you grace us with the roi of all those test donations

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#582 - 2014-01-21 05:20:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Gevlon Goblin
Weaselior wrote:
laffo was that seriously the big announcement

"uh i decided to give marmite a lot of money"


To be exact, I decided to give Marmite (on top of Lemmings) about 150B a year, in very reasonable hope that they cause Goons and their pets about 1.5T damage a year. That's more than what their genius decision to jump into a 2500 men grid did.

Before you'd say "it will just be stolen", it can't. I give it in weekly installments and Marmite can only spend it on permawars (which can be verified on the war interface). The only way to "scam it out" if they permadec Goons and pets but do not shoot them when they have a chance. Because Marmite pilots would definitely let a wartarget freighter go just to make me mad!

And I wouldn't have thought of that if you little bee trolls here wouldn't scream "you just giving Marmite money for nothing".

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#583 - 2014-01-21 05:33:24 UTC
i see you're still on "the goons sure seem to love pointing out what an idiot i am, therefore i must be brilliant", it's absolutely hilarious to see you struggle so desperately for relevance and have only that we love making fun of you to show for it

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#584 - 2014-01-21 05:34:26 UTC
gevlon could you calculate the roi of those test donations that made test invincible

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#585 - 2014-01-21 05:36:49 UTC
also i haven't seen a poco reinforcement mail in some time have you already slunk off in defeat over that so quickly

where's the blog post blaming everyone else for your failures that's the best part

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#586 - 2014-01-21 05:45:46 UTC
What better way to show you are unphased and the 'smart one' in the 'discussion', than to post 3 times about it?


D.

Bear


To add to the topic: Grrrrr gewns.

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#587 - 2014-01-21 06:24:16 UTC
Gevlons stupidity seems to have reached a whole new level. He decided to keep getting scammed for isk and found a way to justify it and declared himself a winner. I knew this train wreck is going to be hilariousSmile Well played Marmite, congrats.

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Davish Krail
#588 - 2014-01-21 06:35:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Davish Krail
So you are paying someone a lot of money to jump on killmails during a lagfest fleet battle.

Can you give me money for doing nothing too? Marmite has a very sweet deal going and I only feel like hub camping tia
Enya Dorne
#589 - 2014-01-21 06:48:26 UTC
I agree, Marmite is the only winner here as Tora Bushido has manged to find (by chance) someone that is stupid enough to pay for their wardec fees.

o/ Gevlon may you forfeit all your ISK and just sent it all to Marmite (or Test) whichever floats your dream bubble.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#590 - 2014-01-21 08:07:05 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
laffo was that seriously the big announcement

"uh i decided to give marmite a lot of money"


To be exact, I decided to give Marmite (on top of Lemmings) about 150B a year, in very reasonable hope that they cause Goons and their pets about 1.5T damage a year. That's more than what their genius decision to jump into a 2500 men grid did.

Before you'd say "it will just be stolen", it can't. I give it in weekly installments and Marmite can only spend it on permawars (which can be verified on the war interface). The only way to "scam it out" if they permadec Goons and pets but do not shoot them when they have a chance. Because Marmite pilots would definitely let a wartarget freighter go just to make me mad!

And I wouldn't have thought of that if you little bee trolls here wouldn't scream "you just giving Marmite money for nothing".


The only part I really enjoyed was where you seem to be convinced that killing frigates/pods/industrials is costing the alliance money as opposed to costing the idiot that got killed in the first place. We don't really care about personal assets, so shooting pocos is your best bet to cause us financial grief or something.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#591 - 2014-01-21 08:08:06 UTC
Enya Dorne wrote:
I agree, Marmite is the only winner here as Tora Bushido has manged to find (by chance) someone that is stupid enough to pay for their wardec fees.

o/ Gevlon may you forfeit all your ISK and just sent it all to Marmite (or Test) whichever floats your dream bubble.


We should make it mutual, that way we'll have literally scammed the unscammable gevlon.

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Rhivre
TarNec
Invisible Exchequer
#592 - 2014-01-21 08:42:33 UTC
So the big troubling news for goons is that marmite will be shooting at them, which you will be paying 150b a year for?


1.7B/day? Huh?

Granted, Zkillboard has a big magic number on it, but then are you expecting them to jump into dread kills each week in order to make big numbers?
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#593 - 2014-01-21 09:06:17 UTC
Rhivre wrote:


Lemmings >< Marmites.

D.

Bear

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Joan Greywind
The Lazy Crabs
#594 - 2014-01-21 09:52:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Joan Greywind
So wait wait, before no game purpose gevlon came along goons were perma decced from marmite, and then gevlon came along and started paying marmite 150b a year, and now they perma dec goons. So what am I missing here?

Oh **** I posted so that means gevlon must be winning, uhh I'm so stupid.
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#595 - 2014-01-21 10:28:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Joan Greywind wrote:
So wait wait, before no game purpose gevlon came along goons were perma decced from marmite, and then gevlon came along and started paying marmite 150b a year, and now they perma dec goons. So what am I missing here?

Oh **** I posted so that means gevlon must be winning, uhh I'm so stupid.


No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning.
Goons weren't perma-decced by marmites persé, rather 1/3 of the year decced.
Gevlon made it possible for goons to suffer at our hands 24/7 for years to come.

You're welcome.

D.

Bear

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Davish Krail
#596 - 2014-01-21 11:19:12 UTC
Danalee wrote:


No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning.


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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#597 - 2014-01-21 12:09:31 UTC
Danalee wrote:
No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning.
Goons weren't perma-decced by marmites persé, rather 1/3 of the year decced.
Gevlon made it possible for goons to suffer at our hands 24/7 for years to come.
Wait, "Gevlon made it possible". You mean you didn't make enough isk from killing goons to keep it going? Sorry, I thought you were a successful high sec war dec alliance. Now it makes sense why you desperately need financial backing.

Gevlon Goblin wrote:
To be exact, I decided to give Marmite (on top of Lemmings) about 150B a year, in very reasonable hope that they cause Goons and their pets about 1.5T damage a year. That's more than what their genius decision to jump into a 2500 men grid did.

Before you'd say "it will just be stolen", it can't. I give it in weekly installments and Marmite can only spend it on permawars (which can be verified on the war interface). The only way to "scam it out" if they permadec Goons and pets but do not shoot them when they have a chance. Because Marmite pilots would definitely let a wartarget freighter go just to make me mad!

And I wouldn't have thought of that if you little bee trolls here wouldn't scream "you just giving Marmite money for nothing".
Right, but you still don't get it. Let me say it nice an simply for you. Killing goons in high sec does not hurt the goons. It hurts the individual, sure, but they do not get SRP, there is no reparations for being an idiot and going out in high sec on an alliance character. So since your goal is to defeat the "goon menace", while your actions are targeting individual numpties, you're pretty much working against yourself. You can keep kidding yourself thinking you're making a profound difference, but nothing is different now from a year ago and nothing will change going forward.

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#598 - 2014-01-21 12:22:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Lucas Kell wrote:
Danalee wrote:
No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning.
Goons weren't perma-decced by marmites persé, rather 1/3 of the year decced.
Gevlon made it possible for goons to suffer at our hands 24/7 for years to come.
Wait, "Gevlon made it possible". You mean you didn't make enough isk from killing goons to keep it going? Sorry, I thought you were a successful high sec war dec alliance. Now it makes sense why you desperately need financial backing.


Oh man, desperate much?

Goon wardec is a fun wardec, not a paid for wardec (untill Mister Gevlon showed up).
We have about 100-150 active wars at any given point in time, many paid for, some with strict goals.
Goons (and spacemonkeys) are so bad that we decced them from time to time just to let off some steam and shoot fish in barrels.
Loot rarely flows back to our alliance, we get to keep it, split among fleetmates.

If anyone needs something desperately friend kell, it's you: a clue.
You have to stop blaming Gevlon, Lemmings and Marmites for you poor choice in alliance, that's entirely on you.
As said before, HTFU.

On the laughable Killing goons in high sec does not hurt the goons. bit....
Dead goons + no SRP = quitting goons = no blobbing of other nullbears = crumbling beehive.

D.

Bear

Edit: Same goes for RVB by the way, I think a policy review will be in order rather soon or there won't be that many R's left to play wargames with the B's.

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General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#599 - 2014-01-21 12:44:08 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
Andski wrote:
i see the goalposts for this campaign have moved from "destroying teh goon" to "superficially inconveniencing goonswarm"
You should look better Blink Like I said before. More plans are being made, but it just takes time to make it happen. Some things are long time planning and you re not seeing all that is already happening. Tip of the day, the one who thinks blue will be blue because they wish too, are going to be pod goo Twisted

Xolve wrote:
Nobody cares.
Literally nobody.
Since when do you speak for all of Eve ? You know how dumb that looks Ugh
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#600 - 2014-01-21 13:13:35 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Danalee wrote:
No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning.
Goons weren't perma-decced by marmites persé, rather 1/3 of the year decced.
Gevlon made it possible for goons to suffer at our hands 24/7 for years to come.
Wait, "Gevlon made it possible". You mean you didn't make enough isk from killing goons to keep it going? Sorry, I thought you were a successful high sec war dec alliance. Now it makes sense why you desperately need financial backing.


Oh man, desperate much?

Goon wardec is a fun wardec, not a paid for wardec (untill Mister Gevlon showed up).
We have about 100-150 active wars at any given point in time, many paid for, some with strict goals.
Goons (and spacemonkeys) are so bad that we decced them from time to time just to let off some steam and shoot fish in barrels.
Loot rarely flows back to our alliance, we get to keep it, split among fleetmates.

If anyone needs something desperately friend kell, it's you: a clue.
You have to stop blaming Gevlon, Lemmings and Marmites for you poor choice in alliance, that's entirely on you.
As said before, HTFU.

On the laughable Killing goons in high sec does not hurt the goons. bit....
Dead goons + no SRP = quitting goons = no blobbing of other nullbears = crumbling beehive.

D.

Bear

Edit: Same goes for RVB by the way, I think a policy review will be in order rather soon or there won't be that many R's left to play wargames with the B's.
lol, you really need to work on your smacktalk bro. This is almost a complete rant. And to be honest none of us care about your misplaced arrogance. If you honestly believe that anything you do affects the goons, then go right ahead. The pathetic thoughts of a random highsec nobody being garbled out in mangled English wont affect us in the slightest.

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