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Please help me decide...

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Hatsumi Kobayashi
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2014-01-14 19:25:45 UTC
did you **** her

No sig.

RavenPaine
RaVeN Alliance
#22 - 2014-01-14 20:56:31 UTC
You are Amarr! You are used to straight shooting with laser precision. The ships you fly are beautiful, and generally pure in design.
You MUST be aware though, other races are not so pure.
This girl is engaged, yet she texts you, buys you gifts, and leads you on, to some extent or another.

Your dream of a damaged leg, may indicate that she is Minmatar. She will need a lifetime supply of duct tape, and will only grow rusty with age. Her best asset will be running away when things get tight.
She could also be Caldari, and will never be happy unless she is spewing missiles in all directions. EM this, Thermal that, never sure of damage types or opponents.
Whatever she is, she is NOT Amarr. This is no straight shooter that you are looking at.

In my humble opinion: You should go hard core Gallente.
You could afford to lose your shields, because at your core, you are truly an armor tank, you always have been. The current Meta in these times is armor. Then if needed, you can get up close and personal with serious DPS. OR, If you chose to reship, you can undock and activate drones when needed.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2014-01-14 21:19:33 UTC
Actually it is the Amarrian women who are most likely to cheat on their spouses. Minmatar women don't usually settle down with a man they don't like in the first place, Gallente women don't call it cheating, and Caldari women are lucky if they can get away with buying bubblegum.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Drake Doe
88Th Tax Haven
#24 - 2014-01-14 21:39:19 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Actually it is the Amarrian women who are most likely to cheat on their spouses. Minmatar women don't usually settle down with a man they don't like in the first place, Gallente women don't call it cheating, and Caldari women are lucky if they can get away with buying bubblegum.

Amarr women are devout, how dare you try to suggest that they don't follow their religious rules, as for gallente, it isn't cheating with all the date **** drugs in the air.

"The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! pops more corn" ---Evernub--

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2014-01-14 22:02:27 UTC
Nah, you're mistaken. Gallente don't have a lot of date **** drugs because they simply aren't necessary.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Drake Doe
88Th Tax Haven
#26 - 2014-01-14 22:10:17 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Nah, you're mistaken. Gallente don't have a lot of date **** drugs because they simply aren't necessary.

Oh yeah that's right, because taking tons of different drugs, both willingly and accidentally, does not make people act far outside their normal behavior.

"The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! pops more corn" ---Evernub--

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2014-01-14 22:15:33 UTC
I'm sure several of the drugs we Gallente indulge in from time to time could be considered date **** drugs in some circles, but we don't slip them in drinks without asking first, and we don't need them to spread legs. A one-night stand is as common among Gallente as a handshake is among Caldari, if not more.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."

Drake Doe
88Th Tax Haven
#28 - 2014-01-15 19:25:52 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
I'm sure several of the drugs we Gallente indulge in from time to time could be considered date **** drugs in some circles, but we don't slip them in drinks without asking first, and we don't need them to spread legs. A one-night stand is as common among Gallente as a handshake is among Caldari, if not more.


At their roots, gallente are about as honorable as it gets, and with the spreading of legs being that common, I'm sure most marriages in gallente space have open arrangements. I guess you're right, it's not cheating when their spouses know and do the same.

"The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! pops more corn" ---Evernub--

Gizznitt Malikite
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
#29 - 2014-01-15 20:53:37 UTC

If you go Minmatar after Amarr. you will only increase the conflict within.... Given the internal ethical dilemma before you, I suggest Caldari, as they are allied with Amarr.

Mishtkrah
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2014-01-30 19:08:40 UTC
Brilliant first post, made me laugh, thanks!
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