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Blood Union - Honours 1v1's?
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Van Steiza
Whale Girth
Touched by the Tism
#1 - 2014-01-02 09:00:34 UTC
Nero Pantera
ATRAX.
Pandemic Horde
#2 - 2014-01-02 09:06:52 UTC
the rare chance to 1v1 in a dread, I'M JELLY.
You know that guy was brown pantsing.
IIFraII
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-01-02 10:03:01 UTC  |  Edited by: IIFraII
No point fitted
-1

XD

edit: tell me you refitted for point at the end of every siege, pls pls =)
Van Steiza
Whale Girth
Touched by the Tism
#4 - 2014-01-02 10:09:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Van Steiza
Nah man I was SO MAD!! He sieged while moving and when he exited at 50% structure managed to get out easier due to passive alignment.

They initially tried to gank me with that shield moros after trying to ransom me for 6b. After the moros warped out I sat there for a further 15 minutes waiting for a falcon to come jam the 1 tengu pointing me lol but it did not end there.

For a further 2 hours multiple people trying to point me being jammed me warping around, 2 wormholes being collapsed AND a SECOND Redcoat moros almost landing on me I managed to collapse myself and the falcon out of reach of them lol.


Warriors have no honor! xD

Ahhh this could of been so much better had the moros died lol.


Reverse gank gone bad :O.
Caius Beriat
O'Coin Enterprises
#5 - 2014-01-02 12:24:31 UTC
Van Steiza, spreading the word of Velociraptor Jesus.

It's beautiful.
Nero Pantera
ATRAX.
Pandemic Horde
#6 - 2014-01-02 16:44:34 UTC
Velociraptor Jesus killed bob
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#7 - 2014-01-02 16:53:30 UTC
Infidels... There is no Velociraptor Jesus.



There is only Bob, and his brothers Rob and Stan. Stan is a bit of a **** though.

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Glyndi
Doom Generation
Best Intentions.
#8 - 2014-01-02 17:37:22 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Infidels... There is no Velociraptor Jesus.



There is only Bob, and his brothers Rob and Stan. Stan is a bit of a **** though.


And so begins the religious wars of WSpace
Billy Hardcore
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-01-02 18:03:35 UTC
Proclus Diadochu wrote:
Infidels... There is no Velociraptor Jesus.



There is only Bob, and his brothers Rob and Stan. Stan is a bit of a **** though.



If bob is GOD the lord father almighty.
plz define the position in the heavens of his brothers Stan and Rob

#BillyFleet
Van Steiza
Whale Girth
Touched by the Tism
#10 - 2014-01-02 18:06:56 UTC
There is Only the great holy Grand Wizard - Velociraptor Jesus and his Underlord and Imam of the Faith Tyrannosaurus Muhammad.

You will kneel before your Sky wizards and pray.

Alhamdulillah
Ena Shardani
2 Days to Mine
The Worst Alliance
#11 - 2014-01-02 18:31:39 UTC
All hail the spaceship velociraptor!

Bismillah ir-Rahman ir Rahim
Ahost Gceo
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-01-02 18:35:52 UTC
Wait, Whale Girth still has copies of the Space Samurai Code?

I'm pretty sure I burned my copy the moment I got it.

CCP ignore me please, I make too much sense.
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#13 - 2014-01-02 18:40:56 UTC
You kneel before your false idols and we, the righteous believers of Bob, will smite thee with our pixel phallices of holy legion! The great Bob will bless our holy union and we will repeat that which our money hoarding predecessors did to your lord's equally imaginary ancestor.

This war will also be blessed by the lesser Rob, the Blood God and Guardian of Bad Fits, and Stan... who was an accident and is also a little downsy. You know what, really shouldn't mention Stan. He's not really into pvp.

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Ena Shardani
2 Days to Mine
The Worst Alliance
#14 - 2014-01-02 18:42:57 UTC
^

Another infidel...
Van Steiza
Whale Girth
Touched by the Tism
#15 - 2014-01-02 19:13:15 UTC
The Holy Velociraptor Jesus and his Under-lord Muhammad deem Bob,Stan and Rob as blasphemous tools of the Vegan non bacon eating gods of K space.

The Imam of the faith grants immunity from death for all those who ride upon the Camels back of the Grand Sky Wizard and Holy Leader Velociraptor Jesus.

All those who trespass against him are heathens and there very small peanut sized shafts shall fall off at the first sign of spring.

This is in effect to halt spread the evil that is the Communist ideals of BOB.

All those who follow the new religion will be supplied dingys and RPG's so they can ride on the sea of bacon with The Holy Peacemaker Jamal and his horde and destroy all that which is evil.



Alhamdulillah

Ameen
Nero Pantera
ATRAX.
Pandemic Horde
#16 - 2014-01-02 19:57:10 UTC
Jonny Copper
The Cadre Arareb Foundation
#17 - 2014-01-02 20:18:28 UTC
hasbrownhowdoiseeddreads
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#18 - 2014-01-02 20:26:37 UTC
I told you we didn't have to bring up Stan anymore. He really is such a bear. They should consider removing his "Godness" anyway. F*** Stan.

On Topic (Sorta):

Your imaginary peasant "god" has no authority and the true faith will seek out to declare jihad upon the blasphemers, idolaters, and false prophets! The worshipers of the Veloci-Jesus cult will be struck down with a holy vengeance of Bob's glory!

Bob will not show mercy upon those who speak ill of his supremacy or use the great words "there", "they're, or "their" out of place!

The Great Commune of Bob's fold will purge the separatist cells that are fracturing within wormholes, and no whale shaft worshiping groups will overpower the might of Bob and his righteous ilk.

Also, I have it on good authority that Jamal is now a reeducated follower of the one and only Bob. Praise his name!

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Van Steiza
Whale Girth
Touched by the Tism
#19 - 2014-01-02 22:14:23 UTC
So this is all totally proof that the Reddit Forumites were wrong!

Seeded Blood Union Shield Moros's are not invincible!




@Proculus My Blasphemus friend I fear I will have to give my retourt at a later time.

My Watermelon Herders are calling for me I must tend to my crops.

Pirate
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#20 - 2014-01-02 22:24:42 UTC
@VannansStiezzA - I await your false teaching ;)




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