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MAXPOWER INC a highsec merc outfit

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Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#1 - 2013-12-23 15:15:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Badman Lasermouse
Good Morning Gentlemen,

I am Badman Lasermouse of MAXPOWER INC and am here to advertise my services as a High Sec mercenary organization. We specialize in intel gathering, harrassment and small gang warfare. We currently have 16 members and all prices are negotiable based on the target.

https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98019465/

Here is our killboard documenting our last few corp wars.

If you need a "CHEAP" solution to your mining competition or somone to keep a few pirates on their toes, contact Badman Lasermouse in game.


Respectfully,

Badman Lasermouse

-Badman
Market Marked
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-12-23 18:52:56 UTC
This could work.


Or not.

Probably not.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#3 - 2013-12-23 23:16:35 UTC
Seems to me someone wants to be dec'd

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-12-24 10:24:50 UTC
Seems to me you guys need to prove yourselves a bit more before you'll get anyone to pay you for merc services...

Posting a battleclinic killboard link in your merc ad is bad. What's even worse is that the killboard shows a 1:1 success ratio. That's not exactly something to be proud of when you hunt miners...

Get some kills guys.
Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-12-24 13:09:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Marlin Spikes
Option (1) Disband and start over. Reputation is everything in this game. It may be hard to recover from this.

Option (2) Get a good PVP pilot into your corp that can mentor your pilots. Wardec a few corporations. Build up your reputation. Then start going after contracts. If done right, the contracts will come to you.

Option (3) Focus on ganking. It couldn't possibly make your KB any worse. It may even improve it.

Also, your wardecs (although few in number) tell a more positive story than your KB.

Bombers Rule!!!
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-12-24 14:09:41 UTC
Marlin Spikes wrote:
Option (1) Disband and start over. Reputation is everything in this game. It may be hard to recover from this.

Option (2) Get a good PVP pilot into your corp that can mentor your pilots. Wardec a few corporations. Build up your reputation. Then start going after contracts. If done right, the contracts will come to you.

Option (3) Focus on ganking. It couldn't possibly make your KB any worse. It may even improve it.

Also, your wardecs (although few in number) tell a more positive story than your KB.


i like option 2. :D

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#7 - 2013-12-26 02:28:11 UTC
I think everyone glossed over the part where I said we are a "cheap" alternative. For jobs you absolutely need done right, you should hire a reputable contractor, for all the others, you grab some mexicans from out in front of home depot. We, are proud to be those mexicans.

Badman Lasermouse
CEO MAXPOWER INC

-Badman
ErrorRon
Turbo-Encabulator LLC
#8 - 2013-12-26 02:44:15 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=corp&name=MAXPOWER+INC

Here is our killboard documenting our last few corp wars.


Lel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtItWL6GfSM CCP Gargant -  Dev of my heart.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#9 - 2013-12-26 07:40:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
Wanna know how I know your pro... When a manticore gets killed by an executioner. The lack of basic game knowledge is astounding in this corp of susposive mercs..

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#10 - 2013-12-27 14:59:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Badman Lasermouse
Saeger1737 wrote:
susposive




That's not a word.

-Badman
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#11 - 2013-12-27 18:33:33 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
susposive




That's not a word.

That's all you got? Better get your fleet ready

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
RolandoooEvoX
The Vikings of Valhalla
Exodus.
#12 - 2013-12-27 20:32:07 UTC
This thread is going places Big smile
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-12-28 05:07:30 UTC
Guy signs his posts.

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Shepke
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#14 - 2013-12-28 05:51:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Shepke
Saeger1737 wrote:
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
susposive




That's not a word.

That's all you got? Better get your fleet ready


Roll
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#15 - 2013-12-28 06:38:56 UTC
maaaxx powaaaaaaaaaaa.. lawl.
I hope all your guys scream this as they fly into honorable space combat.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#16 - 2013-12-31 05:54:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Badman Lasermouse
First Contract complete:

MAXPOWER INC VS. WarriorPoets + Black Wolves Mercenary Company

41 Ship kills, 809,517,023 in ISK destroyed.


Contact Badman Lasermouse in-game to negotiate contracts. We are back-logged at the moment but will be happy to schedule a contract for a future date.



Badman Lasermouse
CEO MAXPOWER INC

-Badman
Paranoid Loyd
#17 - 2013-12-31 06:07:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Heh, every time I see this thread I think of when Homer changed his name Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Is Broadcasted
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-12-31 14:03:12 UTC
I recently hired Maxpower for the war Badman mentioned just above. They did so at a very cheap price compared to others, and as you can see, still did just over 800m in damages. They were also responsive and gave daily status reports of sorts.

So, I can happily say I am impressed and will use them again in the future.
Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-12-31 14:29:27 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Heh, every time I see this thread I think of when Homer changed his name Lol


Haha yeah..

I love the bit when he's getting his initials sewn onto his clothes "Each letter is as important as the last! If not more so!"
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#20 - 2013-12-31 18:13:39 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
First Contract complete:

MAXPOWER INC VS. WarriorPoets + Black Wolves Mercenary Company

41 Ship kills, 809,517,023 in ISK destroyed.


Contact Badman Lasermouse in-game to negotiate contracts. We are back-logged at the moment but will be happy to schedule a contract for a future date.



Badman Lasermouse
CEO MAXPOWER INC


And you log off when other people come to fight you, because and I quote "dude we weren't paid to fight you so we are not going to."

Chased them down in frigs while they were in battle cruisers and cruisers they even had a blackbird, and still logged off.

This is the definition of what it means to be cowardly.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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