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Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#1 - 2013-12-18 08:13:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Bane Nucleus
Get the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song in your head and start reading

Quote:
This is a story, all about how, we caught some peeps shooting a pos down.
If you'd like to take a minute and just sit right there.
I'll tell how we turned this merc contract into a nightmare.

In wormhole space we were born and raised.
In the J-sigs is where we spend most of our days.
Probing out, scanning, all looking for pew
Straight shooting some scrubs is what we do.
When a couple of guys, who were being a pain
reinforced a pos way down our chain.
Sith went to work and we all got brave.
He said "you better not kill while work makes me a slave".

I called for the frigates and when we got there,
the bubbles went up and it didn't look fair.
If anything I could say that this fleet was bad,
but I thought "nah forget it. lets make these guys sad"

We killed everyone after the bubbles went up
And I yelled to the fleet 'lololololol Rin Job!"
We looked at their wrecks
We were finally done
So lets be glad Keith had no bomb run.


BR: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20964024

Fraps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHvE7rfdJO0&feature=youtu.be

No trolling please
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-12-18 08:19:18 UTC
All the fun **** happens when i go to work...

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Winthorp
#3 - 2013-12-18 08:38:25 UTC
Sith1s Spectre wrote:
All the fun **** happens when i go to work...


Damn muricans.
Adriana Nolen
Sama Guild
#4 - 2013-12-18 09:17:14 UTC
That is one very dedicated multiboxer with an axe to grind. I weep for his loved ones.
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-12-18 09:54:11 UTC
So while all of wormholes was celebrating christmas you guys killed a multiboxer from frankfurt.....

Community-Challenge: Make Jack Miton sing a Duett with me. http://www.youtube.com/user/HerrBertism Jibbychiggawooooow - CSM 9 Corbexx
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#6 - 2013-12-18 10:07:39 UTC
Record that song in your best singing voice Bane :P


Also, I'm looking at that BR and don't even.. heh

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Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-12-18 12:15:42 UTC
afk pos bashing, best pos bashing amirite?

There is no Bob.

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Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-12-18 13:43:26 UTC
I bet they were cap stable.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#9 - 2013-12-18 13:55:14 UTC
HerrBert wrote:
So while all of wormholes was celebrating christmas you guys killed a multiboxer from frankfurt.....


We are kind of disbanding right now. Odds were we ended up shooting each other.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-12-18 14:14:39 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
HerrBert wrote:
So while all of wormholes was celebrating christmas you guys killed a multiboxer from frankfurt.....


We are kind of disbanding right now. Odds were we ended up shooting each other.



Dramaqueen

Community-Challenge: Make Jack Miton sing a Duett with me. http://www.youtube.com/user/HerrBertism Jibbychiggawooooow - CSM 9 Corbexx
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#11 - 2013-12-18 18:58:42 UTC
Well, you would be, Herr, when you FC is always complaining how he wins at everything and each time we lose something is couse we are the scrubs. That and on the other side you have the king of carebears trying to get everyone into a Marauders so they can help him. Bunch of as$hats.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#12 - 2013-12-18 19:01:06 UTC
Fraps is up!! Sorry for the low volume

No trolling please
Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-12-18 19:08:20 UTC
HerrBert wrote:
So while all of wormholes was celebrating christmas you guys killed a multiboxer from frankfurt.....


Could be worse, they could have packed up and ran when they heard we were coming right Bert?

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Gummy Worm
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-12-20 01:02:15 UTC
Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#15 - 2013-12-20 02:20:27 UTC
Gummy, you win the internet LOL!

No trolling please
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#16 - 2013-12-24 14:54:15 UTC
Death to ISBoxer

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#17 - 2013-12-24 17:31:39 UTC
Are you guys joining the Wspace community?

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Proclus Diadochu
Mar Sarrim
Red Coat Conspiracy
#18 - 2013-12-25 00:43:05 UTC
Nice jacket, Max... err Sith :)

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Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2013-12-25 02:54:15 UTC
Better than looking like my doppleganger

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Bane Nucleus
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#20 - 2013-12-25 14:52:33 UTC
Max Spectre Twisted

No trolling please