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My FEDO... my little FEDO

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Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#81 - 2013-12-19 17:56:12 UTC
Jen Takhesis wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months...


Nonsense! I love fedos. I love to eat them. I love to hear their little bones go crunch between my teeth.


That's kittens your thinking of

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#82 - 2013-12-19 20:40:26 UTC
Jen Takhesis wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Fedos make good pets because they smell so bad that there's no chance that not even a Icelander would eat one. Not even after burying it in the sand and let it rot for months...


Nonsense! I love fedos. I love to eat them. I love to hear their little bones go crunch between my teeth.


You know that they're invertebrates, do you? What?

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Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#83 - 2013-12-19 21:45:49 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Max Zerg wrote:
Dear CCP

FEED FEDO !

Would you, please, upgrade Fedo to make it feedable?
Converting Fedo into The Tamagotchi Version might include:
- special container for creature and it's food
- let Fedo eat livestock and some drops like Homeless and Tourist, VIPs and such
- let happy fed Fedo produce someting for players in exchange like rotten potatoes, ore sites in region bookmarks etc depending on frequemcy quantity quality and combination of dishes supplied by players
- make it grow and provide more surprises to it's owner
- unhappy and hungry for a long time Fedos might degrade to basic non-feedable state

make it living wonder not just the in-game furniture after all
Big smile


Please make my Fedo nameable and let me teach it up to 4 special attacks or moves


Seconded.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Debir Achen
Makiriemi Holdings
#84 - 2013-12-20 03:55:33 UTC
After reading the chronicle, I have unlocked the secret of why your Fedo takes so much space in the cargo hold. It's not just a Fedo - it's a robotic Fedo breeding box. When the Fedo (illustrated) dies, it is secretly replaced with a newly birthed one from the box (not illustrated).

Best not to think about what happened to the corpse of its predecessor.

Aren't Caldari supposed to have a large signature?
Luis Graca
#85 - 2013-12-20 04:49:29 UTC
wiki.eveoline wrote:
The Fedos eject fumes from their body which, for the reasons explained above, have a most horrible odor. The Fedos possess a fantastic sense of smell and so use these fumes to communicate with each other; they are however both blind and deaf, having no eyes or ears. The mouth is located on the underside of the beast, and the Fedo feeds by positioning itself over the food and lowering itself down on it.



So they communicate by farting to each other.



wiki.eveoline wrote:
The Matari feed the Fedos with every scrap of waste produced on the ship, letting the beasts roam free around the vessel and even outside it.



I know flying in minmatar ships where dangerous but never to the point where the actual ship is the food for the fedos



wiki.eveoline wrote:
Most ships employing Fedos have a special nursery room where female Fedos are kept to replenish the on-board Fedo stock. This is necessary as the Fedo's life cycle is only a few weeks long.



Is my fedo gonna die ?
If so people tell me before that happen so i can send some of them to iceland so they can communicate to each other in front of CCP HQ


Scource
disasteur
disasterous industries
#86 - 2013-12-20 05:29:17 UTC  |  Edited by: disasteur
yes I had my little Fedo, and I gave it away.... but today I got a real 2013 holiday gift miner II its so special I will auction it

bidding starts at 1 billion buyout is set on 100 billion


Ps.

I don't have to explain this was meant to be sarcastic right?
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#87 - 2013-12-20 05:45:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Seraph Essael
Felicity Love wrote:
Oh, Hell... the cat ate it. Oops


You got lucky... Mine ate the cat... Amongst other things.

Lets just say I needed a fresh clone afterwards...

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Lukas Rox
Aideron Technologies
#88 - 2013-12-20 10:06:21 UTC
So I left my two fedos overnight and they didn't breed.

I think I have too many ideas about how the Fedo could actually be more fun
- make it a deployable. Once you deploy Fedo in space it will attach to your ships hull and will happily rove on it. Just don't keep it in space for too long or it dies!
- make it "a furniture" in CQ - if you have a Fedo in your hangar, it automatically appears in CQ as a model. It would eat the leftover dinner and quafe cans
- make Fedos breed! If there is more than one in a hangar, more will spawn over time.

Dear CCP, this would actually make a very funny Easter Egg, don't you think? Plus there is still a few months until Easter so you can code it ;-) Yes, I know EVE is about blowing up spaceships, preferably not your own :) But there's nothing wrong in a bit of fun here and there.

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Harry Forever
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#89 - 2013-12-20 10:35:13 UTC
my fedo did bite a goon

Harry Forever vs. Goonswarm
Burl en Daire
M.O.M.S. Corp
#90 - 2013-12-20 15:47:13 UTC
Jen Takhesis wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
So 0.5 cubic meters of fedo weight 3000 kg...


Now we just need them to start doubling in number every week or so...



Most ships employing fedos have a special nursery room where female fedos are kept to replenish the on-board fedo stock. This is necessary as the fedo's life cycle is only a few weeks long

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. Hunter S. Thompson
Burl en Daire
M.O.M.S. Corp
#91 - 2013-12-20 15:51:05 UTC
We need a phone app or Tamagotchi key chain thing to train and breed them.

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. Hunter S. Thompson
Muestereate
Minions LLC
#92 - 2013-12-20 16:38:23 UTC
My Fedo is walking in stations
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#93 - 2013-12-20 17:14:01 UTC
You know, I really really wish that we could get a plushy Fedo on the store.

Jus' sayin' Blink

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Lady Naween
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#94 - 2013-12-20 18:13:01 UTC
ISD Suvetar wrote:
You know, I really really wish that we could get a plushy Fedo on the store.

Jus' sayin' Blink



^^ this so much! I would buy one
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#95 - 2013-12-20 18:21:32 UTC
I asked for Space Herpes and got Fedo instead.

...

I am strangely satisfied.

Also, Relic Analyzer II, yo. Nice.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#96 - 2013-12-20 19:06:07 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:


You know that they're invertebrates, do you? What?


Sure, ruin my fantasy with your so-called facts. :shakefist:
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#97 - 2013-12-20 19:08:04 UTC
ISD Suvetar wrote:
You know, I really really wish that we could get a plushy Fedo on the store.

Jus' sayin' Blink


Would it come with its own rotten potato, or would you have to supply your own?

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
GM Pyro
Game Masters
C C P Alliance
#98 - 2013-12-20 19:47:59 UTC
I have to say that I <3 my fedos.

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Game Master

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Dr Vitoc
The Huskarl's
#99 - 2013-12-20 20:03:23 UTC
Well my FEDO lives in my POD and in my pants.... mmmm but for some reason it prefers little kids......
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#100 - 2013-12-20 20:13:52 UTC
My Fedo invited a bunch of his friends over last night and they trashed the place. The Concord cops had to break the fights up, the "slave" girls went home without getting paid and now, FFS, I can't get the stains out of the shag carpetting.

CCP... bring forth the "Fedo LAUNCHER"... so I can fire these little bastards out into the deep, dark cold of space where they belong.

Grrrrr... Fedos.

Blink

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