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The wild speculation thread - this year's Christmas 'surprise'

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Mr LaForge
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#101 - 2011-11-07 17:16:09 UTC
n00n3r wrote:
how about a free monocle? For the LEFT eye!


I'd rather have 2 jammed on my right eye behind the sunglasses.

Stuff Goes here

Ejit
STD contractors
#102 - 2011-11-07 17:18:13 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
I have some Ideas...

FemBulge or even better Futanari
A statue of Me in the nude
A Marcabian Issue Gran-Autismo Flagship with 88.8% Base Resist Armor and Shield.
Garlic Knots!
An Attractive Butch Lesbian servant girl

Who knows.. It might even be a working insurance system that takes modules and rigs into account.


I'd like a new signup process that prevents creepy teenage boys from masquerading as a female persona..Roll
Ingvar Angst
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
#103 - 2011-11-07 17:26:09 UTC
A free Santa hat would be the perfect accent to any ensemble...

Six months in the hole... it changes a man.

gfldex
#104 - 2011-11-07 17:34:22 UTC
CCP Navigator wrote:
Ok, ok just kidding there but we had about 30-40 people brainstorming a whole host of ideas. These are now under consideration and we should expect to have a final decision later this week. Now that does not mean I am going to come and tell you what it is since, well, some things still need to be a surprise.


Snowballs! \o/

If you take all the sand out of the box, only the cat poo will remain.

Jooce McNasty
Islefive Consulting
#105 - 2011-11-07 17:36:20 UTC
Brain slugs, styled the same way as Futurama.

I would actually pay Arum for this.
Grukni
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#106 - 2011-11-07 17:39:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Grukni
Jooce McNasty wrote:
Brain slugs, styled the same way as Futurama.

I would actually pay Arum for this.


Only If I can put them on a shelf in CQ. I would pay AUR too.

Any chance of Christmas Trees in stations?
Zagam
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#107 - 2011-11-07 18:20:24 UTC
CCP Navigator wrote:
We actually had quite an extensive meeting on Friday to discuss what would be the best holiday gift to give you guys this year. My idea was to give all you nasty pirates a gift of carbon while the cuddly carebears get GOLDEN RAVENS!

Ok, ok just kidding there but we had about 30-40 people brainstorming a whole host of ideas. These are now under consideration and we should expect to have a final decision later this week. Now that does not mean I am going to come and tell you what it is since, well, some things still need to be a surprise.


Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."
Teamosil
Good Time Family Band Solution
#108 - 2011-11-07 18:20:36 UTC
Grukni wrote:
Any chance of Christmas Trees in stations?


The stations are already fully decorated for Christmas, you just don't know it because you can't get that darn door open.
David Grogan
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#109 - 2011-11-07 20:05:55 UTC  |  Edited by: David Grogan
CCP Navigator wrote:
We actually had quite an extensive meeting on Friday to discuss what would be the best holiday gift to give you guys this year. My idea was to give all you nasty pirates a gift of carbon while the cuddly carebears get GOLDEN RAVENS!

Ok, ok just kidding there but we had about 30-40 people brainstorming a whole host of ideas. These are now under consideration and we should expect to have a final decision later this week. Now that does not mean I am going to come and tell you what it is since, well, some things still need to be a surprise.



use a player designed model for the xmas gift

maybe a giant space bee with a hulk popping stinger on it .... the goons would love those....

Everytime you buy something that says "made in china" you are helping the rising unemployment in your own country unless you are from china, Buy locally produced goods and help create more jobs.

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#110 - 2011-11-07 20:12:40 UTC
I heard that depending on the number of accts you hold, you get a regular, special edition or collectors edition of Skyrim.

Mr Epeen Cool
The Old Chap
Doomheim
#111 - 2011-11-07 20:27:24 UTC
Chribba wrote:
SNOWBALLS MMXI PLEASE!!



Just re-freezing the old ones would be okay.

Or maybe a reindeer hauled sled with a nice big cargohold, 99% resists and bubble immunity?

Look into my eyes...   and tighten that sphincter, kid.

Eyup Mi'duck
Doomheim
#112 - 2011-11-07 20:29:57 UTC
I'd go with a nice red Santa suit in the character creator.

I am me.         I am not you.     I have my own thoughts.     I am very happy with this situation.

Turkatron
#113 - 2011-11-07 21:40:30 UTC
Gogela wrote:
Valeo Galaem wrote:
Frozen Corps Launchers

When you run out of ammo you'll just have to make your own Pirate


This is the best idea I've ever seen ^

Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#114 - 2011-11-07 21:46:50 UTC
Quafe Payoff: 20 cans to every player.

effect: Half hour of invisibility to Concord

Profit favors the prepared

Nak hak
#115 - 2011-11-07 22:07:21 UTC
Eggnog. With 100% more nog.

It's about freedom.

Best Regards, Nak hak

VaL Iscariot
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#116 - 2011-11-07 22:12:35 UTC
I want a positive security status for a day... JUST ONE DAY Pirate
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#117 - 2011-11-07 22:22:02 UTC
Daedalus Arcova wrote:
CCP have hinted at a 'surprise' in the Winter Expansion. Every previous such surprise has been a shiny (but usually completely useless) free ship. So, what do you think this year's free hangar bauble will be? Or will it be something completely different?


Something that CCP was by no means obligated to put any effort or time into whatsoever but did so anyway to make you happy, but that you will no doubt ceaselessly whine about anyway becuase you're a self-obsessed ingrate.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Kumq uat
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#118 - 2011-11-07 22:30:16 UTC
I want to be able to use my snowball launcher again!
Daedalus Arcova
The Scope
#119 - 2011-11-07 22:50:08 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Daedalus Arcova wrote:
CCP have hinted at a 'surprise' in the Winter Expansion. Every previous such surprise has been a shiny (but usually completely useless) free ship. So, what do you think this year's free hangar bauble will be? Or will it be something completely different?


Something that CCP was by no means obligated to put any effort or time into whatsoever but did so anyway to make you happy, but that you will no doubt ceaselessly whine about anyway becuase you're a self-obsessed ingrate.


Meta-whine detected.
Aloe Cloveris
The Greater Goon
#120 - 2011-11-07 22:55:25 UTC
I've got this idea

So, okay.

We've got Christmas, right?

Okay, so get this.

Ready? Alright, listen.

What if ...

What if pandas?