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Drone files for divorce from husband !

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Karynn Denton
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#81 - 2013-12-18 12:56:18 UTC
I'm always amused by how the Gallente bleat about their precious "freedom".

How have they used this precious gift?

A never-ending war, a President who profits from it, secret police, shocking income disparity and of course let's not forget - the right to marry drones!

They've wrapped themselves so tightly in it, they don't realize they're choking on it.

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#82 - 2013-12-18 15:34:44 UTC
Erys Charantes wrote:
I would like to take this opportunity to state that not all of us hailing from the Federation feel we have some inalienable right to sit in judgement over those around us. Especially when doing so involves the hypocrisy of believing we know more about a culture than the people living in it. The tenants of the Federation; freedom, tolerance, and understanding, are more than books to be thumped when it suits ones cause to do so.

As madame Falken said, walk a mile in the other man's shoes before you sit and judge.


I would, but you have this tendency to choose spike heeled boots. I'm not walking a mile in those.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Anja Suorsa
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#83 - 2013-12-18 16:13:52 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erys Charantes wrote:
I would like to take this opportunity to state that not all of us hailing from the Federation feel we have some inalienable right to sit in judgement over those around us. Especially when doing so involves the hypocrisy of believing we know more about a culture than the people living in it. The tenants of the Federation; freedom, tolerance, and understanding, are more than books to be thumped when it suits ones cause to do so.

As madame Falken said, walk a mile in the other man's shoes before you sit and judge.


I would, but you have this tendency to choose spike heeled boots. I'm not walking a mile in those.


Do it.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#84 - 2013-12-18 16:54:06 UTC
Anja Suorsa wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erys Charantes wrote:
I would like to take this opportunity to state that not all of us hailing from the Federation feel we have some inalienable right to sit in judgement over those around us. Especially when doing so involves the hypocrisy of believing we know more about a culture than the people living in it. The tenants of the Federation; freedom, tolerance, and understanding, are more than books to be thumped when it suits ones cause to do so.

As madame Falken said, walk a mile in the other man's shoes before you sit and judge.


I would, but you have this tendency to choose spike heeled boots. I'm not walking a mile in those.


Do it.


Kirjuun, we've discussed your incessant attempts to get me to cross-dress. Seek help.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#85 - 2013-12-18 16:56:29 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:


Kirjuun, we've discussed your incessant attempts to get me to cross-dress. Seek help.


Only a real man can wear a dress.

There's unisex dresses you know?

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#86 - 2013-12-18 17:35:03 UTC
Kilts? I think if you're going to wear a dress you should be honest about it.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#87 - 2013-12-18 17:36:32 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Kilts? I think if you're going to wear a dress you should be honest about it.


It's not as sexy as you'd think.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#88 - 2013-12-18 17:39:28 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Kilts? I think if you're going to wear a dress you should be honest about it.


Of course. I am known to wear mine on occasion when tradition demands I display my ancient ties to the clans of the northern Kaalakiota highlands.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#89 - 2013-12-18 17:46:06 UTC
Constantin Baracca wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Kilts? I think if you're going to wear a dress you should be honest about it.


It's not as sexy as you'd think.


I thought a Priest's dress was called a vestment, Father?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#90 - 2013-12-18 17:52:57 UTC
I, Empress Synthia 1, Queen of Kaztropol, would be Prepared to grant Asylum to this companion Drone, should she Request it.

I am Sure we would have Much to Talk about.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.

Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#91 - 2013-12-18 18:03:14 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Constantin Baracca wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Kilts? I think if you're going to wear a dress you should be honest about it.


It's not as sexy as you'd think.


I thought a Priest's dress was called a vestment, Father?


As you said, if you're going to wear a dress, you should be honest about it. I could call my dress uniform whatever I'd like (the official term for the complete ensemble of required clothing are vestments, yes, and for propriety's sake others tend to call the article itself "robes"), but the simple fact of the matter is that it's a well-tailored, well fitted dress.

Granted, quite comfortable and well designed considering how long ago it was devised. I don't mind wearing it when occasion calls, but in any situation where it isn't going to get you laughed at, it's usually too formal. It's like wearing your full dress uniform to a night club. You may attract attention as a curiosity, but it doesn't necessarily make you look approachable to the common man.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26

Anja Suorsa
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#92 - 2013-12-18 18:17:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Anja Suorsa
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Anja Suorsa wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:

I would, but you have this tendency to choose spike heeled boots. I'm not walking a mile in those.


Do it.


Kirjuun, we've discussed your incessant attempts to get me to cross-dress. Seek help.


You remind me of my youth. I had a toy that vaguely resembled you, a Danger Man action figure. Admittedly considered a boy's toy, but I made do. I'm just trying to relive and share some memories, suuolo. Stop being a stick in the mud.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#93 - 2013-12-18 21:31:38 UTC
If you attempt to do anything with my 'Falcon Eyes' (tm) I'll be forced to show you my 'Kung-Fu Grip' (tm).

Just saying.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Erys Charantes
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#94 - 2013-12-18 23:12:18 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Erys Charantes wrote:
I would like to take this opportunity to state that not all of us hailing from the Federation feel we have some inalienable right to sit in judgement over those around us. Especially when doing so involves the hypocrisy of believing we know more about a culture than the people living in it. The tenants of the Federation; freedom, tolerance, and understanding, are more than books to be thumped when it suits ones cause to do so.

As madame Falken said, walk a mile in the other man's shoes before you sit and judge.


I would, but you have this tendency to choose spike heeled boots. I'm not walking a mile in those.

Now Pieter... You know you'd look fantastic. And just think, at your height, you could stomp on AND skewer someone at the same time!
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#95 - 2013-12-19 00:10:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Katrina Oniseki