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In 7 Days, All Of New Eden Will Fall
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#41 - 2013-12-07 09:42:15 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:

Shouldn't we be used to this by now? I mean, Kim (PhD in Villagious Idiotus) has one of these up every other week or so. Maybe the novelty has just worn off for me... Meh, I've got nothing.


Sometimes one learns to embrace the teachings of Achuran Zen, and then you realize there is no shame in accepting those things you cannot change -- like human stupidity.

Now, I'm just going to write some vodka induced koans and have some butterscotch rum ice-cream with chocolate flakes and cinnamon spiced caramel on top.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#42 - 2013-12-07 10:19:54 UTC
Apocalypse?

Thank goodness. I was beginning to get tired of immortality.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-12-07 23:51:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Darian en Chasteaux
Before I respond, I received this email:

Quote:
Re: An Attack Is Emminent
From: Rodj Blake
Sent: 2013.12.07 19:20
To: Darian en Chasteaux, Gaven Lok'ri, Zelarrs Elkoth,

Dear Mr Chateau,

Thank you for your communication.

I have reviewed both your mail and your comments on the IGS (in particular this thread:https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=302523&find=unread), and I have to inform you that PIE has never submitted to the demands of insane morons.

Best regards,

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc



I will now read aforementioned responses....and I will reply as such as needed.

Whilst I am reading said responses, please be aware there has been an update in the timeline...All Activities...

ALL MINMATAR FACTION WARFARE CAPSULEERS ARE REQUESTED TO FORM UP AT FRARN FOR A MAJOR INVASION TO A CRITICAL STRONGPOINT WITHIN MINMATAR REACHES:

The Auga System

Is now classified as "HOT"

All Capsuleers interested in this attack are encouraged to dock up ASAP in the following system:

FRARN

It will appear quite obvious as to where to dock up.

You are required to bring Destroyer/Cruiser class ships capable of handling Orbital Bombardment Assets; I will supply the Ammo - ALOT OF IT.

Ammarian resources as such have been depleted and I will continue to deplete these assets as time and resources provide.

The early bird gets the worm. I have 100MIL ISK of Ammo to be supplied to the incursion forces (Minmatar Of Course) both between now and Dec 10 to which you can all have a field day.

Onward and forward...

I shall return...

Darian En Chasteaux
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2013-12-08 00:04:57 UTC
In response to the email...

I am now at liberty to reveal my demands...if they are not met within 24-36 hours of this report, there will be a continuation of my invasion forces...hek they might even go rogue on me once this thing hits the fan I may not even be able to avert the war; however, your efforts, that is, all of Amarr, may succeed in averting a major catastrophe the likes of which none of you will ever recover from.

These are my demands:

1) 700 Freed Slaves
2) 100 Elite Slaves
3) 100 Science Graduates
4) 100 Exotic Dancers of the Female Gender

5) 100 Marines to protect the envoys IE for those who dont know math: 100 Marines for each 100 Delievered Envoy or a total ot 1000 Marines

Contracts are to be made to me as PUBLIC ITEM EXCHANGE with NO COLLATERAL

The Clock Is Ticking ... _ _ _ ...

Darian
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2013-12-08 00:14:23 UTC
My demands, are a small price to pay, to avert the damage that will insue...

I will explain this damage when I have recieved my payment.

I will also need an envoy or 2 to deleiver these slaves to safety within the Minmatar regions; any ole system will do...

If these demands are met, in a timely manner, I will then discuss the matter at hand...

I will however tell you, the AMARR the following:

I have sent a few spies out to the area in question, and have told them to have these slaves moved out of the area to avoid destruction; so in effect; nothing, even delivering the slaves, will avert this disaster.

However, you must follow my instructions explicitly as follows:

Once the slaves are 'ALL' accounted for, in Amarrian posession; they will remain there; I will have been notified of the contracts and I will inspect them; HERE IS THE CATCH MY AMARRIAN FRIENDS:

ALL CONTRACTS WILL ORIGINATE FROM ANY STATION AT:

SARUM PRIME

Failure to do so, will involve not only the destruction of other slaves in the sorrounding naberhoods, but many of your own innocent citizens as well; this is very unfortunate.

You see, you have no clue as to what will happen; but you have choices to make; we all have, choices...

If at any time my demise comes sudden, for some obscure reason...I have authorities in my 'league' that will carry out my efforts.

This is NOT a game...I am Darian and I am The Gatekeeper...I will now attend to my duties...have a nice day...

Darian
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#46 - 2013-12-08 00:19:15 UTC
I think you're whistling into the wind here. You're going to need to do something actionable to prove that A) you are serious and B) you actually have the ability to pull of something significantly damaging.

Terrorists these days don't seem to know what they are doing.
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2013-12-08 00:34:38 UTC
Let me clarify a few things here...

Anyone with clearcut timelines, explicit motifs, reliefs and prevention of the sanctity of lives, IS NOT INSANE; IT is you all who laff and mock at insanity coming forth out of your own bowels.

I am no terrorist when I strive to procure the release and movement of living creatures to avoid, some 'ground force destruction'...did I say all of New Eden was gonna be destroyed? Hmmm...maybe I did...but think on this...physically it may not be possible...however, there are other ways my Amarrian friends...other ways...

And you will all witness this exacted pinpointed destruction where it needs to be; precise and direct; minimizing living casulaties; my spies will have seen to this when the time comes.

Have a nice day...oh and solve the riddle and catch me if you can before I reach my destinations...

Good Luck...

Darian En Chasteaux, Ghost Hunter and Keeper Of The Gate Twisted
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#48 - 2013-12-08 01:02:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Katran Luftschreck
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:

These are my demands:

4) 100 Exotic Dancers of the Female Gender



Pretty sure you've just shown your true colors to the entire IGS. Well done - I couldn't have done it better myself.

You're not freeing slaves. You're just trying to become the next Sansha.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#49 - 2013-12-08 01:38:42 UTC
Why do you need 100 exotic dancers, sir, and why must they be of the female persuasion?

And why are you interested in acquiring freed slaves? They are already free.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#50 - 2013-12-08 02:06:26 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
Let me clarify a few things here...

Anyone with clearcut timelines, explicit motifs, reliefs and prevention of the sanctity of lives, IS NOT INSANE; IT is you all who laff and mock at insanity coming forth out of your own bowels.

I am no terrorist when I strive to procure the release and movement of living creatures to avoid, some 'ground force destruction'...did I say all of New Eden was gonna be destroyed? Hmmm...maybe I did...but think on this...physically it may not be possible...however, there are other ways my Amarrian friends...other ways...

And you will all witness this exacted pinpointed destruction where it needs to be; precise and direct; minimizing living casulaties; my spies will have seen to this when the time comes.

Have a nice day...oh and solve the riddle and catch me if you can before I reach my destinations...

Good Luck...

Darian En Chasteaux, Ghost Hunter and Keeper Of The Gate Twisted


No no no no. You misunderstand.

I am not saying you are insane.

I am saying you are impotent.

This is the charge that is being laid against you. That you do not have the power to do what you claim to be able to do. If you want to do otherwise, you will need to show some actual evidence that you are a threat, or else no one is going to take you seriously, and not one of your demands are going to be met.

As I said, you are a particularly ****** terrorist.
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2013-12-08 02:17:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Darian en Chasteaux
the time is at hand....

war is inevitable with those who do not understand their own faith...

there is a chinese saying...

that when the winds do blow...

many put up walls...

I choose to put up windmills...and be flexible....

..........

Now to answer the uneducated fools...slaves are people impounded...when the impounded slaves have been un-impounded, they are called... "Freed Slaves"

This demand is to avert a major disaster to the Amarr Empire...it will happen I can assure you...and now for the evidence you so desperately seek:

http://new.livestream.com/accounts/6413921/events/2602296

Watch now as I get ready for WAR - Of The Minmatarian Kind

and then, when I finish, I will have a little chat with one of your, buddies...if I am so lucky as to find him...

Darian en Chasteaux
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#52 - 2013-12-08 02:30:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiberious Thessalonia
I'm watching. I'm seeing you broadcast an image of a Gallente Industrial. In very low quality. The music is not fitting.

I am not seeing you do anything in particular. You're chatting with someone you share a channel with but the quality on the video is too low to see who it is.

Also, what is a Chinese

You seem fascinated by that one pilots bio, but I can't tell why at the resolution you are broadcasting at. Oh, is it a goon? Cool.

Glad to see you keeping on top of your standings list. That's hard work.

Oh, I see you writing something about an orbital bombardment! This is getting closer to showing you are an actual threat, in that you are making specific words.

Edit: Officially bored now

Wait a second.

Is your entire plan to find and bomb some random DUST mercenaries?
DeadRow
State War Academy
Caldari State
#53 - 2013-12-08 03:40:35 UTC
You have a seriously bad batch of Mindflood, Pilot. I suggest asking your nice Coreli dealers for a refund. I'm sure they'll be accommodating!
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#54 - 2013-12-08 04:25:52 UTC
Wait... I think you've got it! Drugs! That's exactly what this is about! This is one of those Gallente "reality" programs with a big message at the end about the dangers of drugs!...

Well, now that that's figured out, how about we get to the feature that always follows ads like these?

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#55 - 2013-12-08 04:26:52 UTC
...

let's go hunting for a ghost..shall we...

and for all to see...

darian
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#56 - 2013-12-08 05:00:07 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
In response to the email...

I am now at liberty to reveal my demands...if they are not met within 24-36 hours of this report, there will be a continuation of my invasion forces...hek they might even go rogue on me once this thing hits the fan I may not even be able to avert the war; however, your efforts, that is, all of Amarr, may succeed in averting a major catastrophe the likes of which none of you will ever recover from.

These are my demands:

1) 700 Freed Slaves
2) 100 Elite Slaves
3) 100 Science Graduates
4) 100 Exotic Dancers of the Female Gender

5) 100 Marines to protect the envoys IE for those who dont know math: 100 Marines for each 100 Delievered Envoy or a total ot 1000 Marines

Contracts are to be made to me as PUBLIC ITEM EXCHANGE with NO COLLATERAL

The Clock Is Ticking ... _ _ _ ...

Darian
wait wait wait, you went from "Inescapable wrath of God genocide" to " plz gimme stuff or I'll shoot you" ? You, sir, wouldn't be trying to back out of this would you?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2013-12-08 06:25:44 UTC
.....

... --- ...

no...not bakkin out

I just got done loadin up my ship - headed south now

well that was a belated post above I forgot to post it - must have been all the insanity of...this game

darian...out

PS I am in the homelands...the ghost hunt will have to wait til tomorrow nite - i need his blessing for the upcoming war in the next 24 hours

... --- ...
.....
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#58 - 2013-12-08 06:52:18 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
.....

... --- ...

no...not bakkin out

I just got done loadin up my ship - headed south now

well that was a belated post above I forgot to post it - must have been all the insanity of...this game

darian...out

PS I am in the homelands...the ghost hunt will have to wait til tomorrow nite - i need his blessing for the upcoming war in the next 24 hours

... --- ...
.....

Right, well good luck. Try not to get spaced before the show starts.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#59 - 2013-12-08 07:06:06 UTC
As a Minmatar, I'd like to apologise on behalf of my nation for Darian.

He seems to be an idiot in need of a special room and some meds. Please be patient while we seek to return him to the sanatorium where he belongs.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Erys Charantes
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2013-12-08 07:12:33 UTC
Nashuar Attor wrote:
As a Minmatar, I'd like to apologise on behalf of my nation for Darian.

He seems to be an idiot in need of a special room and some meds. Please be patient while we seek to return him to the sanatorium where he belongs.

No apologies necessary, monsiour... I like a good charlatan... And can get a giggle out of a bad one.