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In 7 Days, All Of New Eden Will Fall
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Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#21 - 2013-12-06 17:06:52 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
Johanes Beaumonte wrote:
Terrific! Another fruitcake to add to PIE's list!


The Holy Days are always so busy. That said, fruitcake is delicious.


There are holy days? Does that mean some days are more or less profane than others? Are there any days that are actually unholy?

I don't know how you Amarrians get out of bed sometimes - your lives are so confusing.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#22 - 2013-12-06 17:39:11 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
Johanes Beaumonte wrote:
Terrific! Another fruitcake to add to PIE's list!


The Holy Days are always so busy. That said, fruitcake is delicious.


There are holy days? Does that mean some days are more or less profane than others? Are there any days that are actually unholy?

I don't know how you Amarrians get out of bed sometimes - your lives are so confusing.


Think of holiness of days as an absolute value, Pieter. A day can't necessarily be unholy, but there are days of remembrance and days that emphasize and celebrate certain values we hold that make people think about faith a little more than usual.

During the upcoming ones, we eat fruitcake. That I can't explain. For a day when we celebrate charity and hope for peace among mankind, we are tasked with eating one of those monstrosities. There is no explanation.

The only thing I can say is that I'll be holding that dinner in Matari space, at a church where, instead of fruitcake, the head minister makes a cake from stout and icing with creme liquor.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#23 - 2013-12-06 17:41:19 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
Greetings:

What does this mean?

I have left one of my last few clues in a few places around town...seek them out and there is a possibility, how so ever slim, that I will not be a part of this Doomsday Destruction.

A request was made...and it is this request, and this thread, that must be responded to, within 7 days, to avert an incursion so great, that all of Amarr will be laid total waste; and their pathetic little god.

I will now be engaged, in the total and utter destruction of certain facilities, that will bring the Amarr to their knees and begging 'ME' for mercy...

to some, I will eventually just slither away like a snake in the dust dunes of time...to some...I will become a serpent that eats the very dust you live on.

You, the True Amarr, seem to have forgotten one very important thing...a friend was lost...and his doomsday machine was in fact of your own blood...it is this, friend, that has become, alive shall we say...and now I will meet this friend, on a journey of the Truth Of New Eden that very few dare to undertake.

Any and all reponses to certain individuals and corporations, will respond to me here and no where else; no further communications are allowed; no mundane comments from people in the dark please; if you 'have not been contacted', please do not respond here.

I am here to show you, the IGS, just exactly what one little 'new player' space cowboi can do...and all you pathetic little losers camped outside of Eve's space hubs can stay there all you want and live your boring little lives out doing absolutely nothing of value.

Either come to the aide of your companions, or be a part of their destruction; the time is now.

1) There is a staging area
2) There is one or more extremely valuable locations that will be destroyed or taken over
3) If you are Minmatar, you are highly prized to get on this list and be a part of the take over of an Amarrian trade route

Simple as it may sound yes...but it is inevitable...I will be a part of that inevitable...and then...well who knows...perhaps, I will grow, knowing that I was not scammed and part of a lie, that is, ...

I am Darian, and I am The Truth Twisted ... there are clues to the saving of New Eden and various Amarrian Emmisarian Locations hidden...it is up to you to find them...and it is all live for every one to see ...



For a small starting capital investment, say, to send me a million ISK, and I shall use financial wizardry to send you two million in return to help start off your crusade. Further investments will be negotiable.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#24 - 2013-12-06 17:45:12 UTC
If you gotta shoot, then shoot. Don't talk.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Blaise Cadelanne
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2013-12-06 17:46:21 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
Greetings:

A request was made...and it is this request, and this thread, that must be responded to, within 7 days, to avert an incursion so great, that all of Amarr will be laid total waste; and their pathetic little god.

I will now be engaged, in the total and utter destruction of certain facilities, that will bring the Amarr to their knees and begging 'ME' for mercy...

to some, I will eventually just slither away like a snake in the dust dunes of time...to some...I will become a serpent that eats the very dust you live on.

You, the True Amarr, seem to have forgotten one very important thing...a friend was lost...and his doomsday machine was in fact of your own blood...it is this, friend, that has become, alive shall we say...and now I will meet this friend, on a journey of the Truth Of New Eden that very few dare to undertake.


I am here to show you, the IGS, just exactly what one little 'new player' space cowboi can do...and all you pathetic little losers camped outside of Eve's space hubs can stay there all you want and live your boring little lives out doing absolutely nothing of value.

I am Darian, and I am The Truth...


This is what happens when cloning technicians don't properly screen candidates: mentally damaged pilots become capsuleers, then begin abusing boosters to the point of megalomania, delusion, and general insane dementia. Perhaps it is time to check the quality on cloning facilities that give the initial screening for capsuleers.

Blaise Cadelanne

They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla! Where the brave may live forever!”
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#26 - 2013-12-06 17:51:52 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
If you gotta shoot, then shoot. Don't talk.


Of all the people to quote that character, Bella, you're far too attractive.

Excellent film, though.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Anslo
Scope Works
#27 - 2013-12-06 18:27:27 UTC
Wat.

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Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#28 - 2013-12-06 18:31:53 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Wat.


It is amazing.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Johanes Beaumonte
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#29 - 2013-12-06 19:02:32 UTC
Constantin Baracca wrote:


The only thing I can say is that I'll be holding that dinner in Matari space, at a church where, instead of fruitcake, the head minister makes a cake from stout and icing with creme liquor.



Eh? Mind sharing that recipe Padre? I think I'll still be in here in 7+ days to enjoy it!
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#30 - 2013-12-06 19:02:33 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
Greetings:

I am Darian, and I am The Truth Twisted ... there are clues to the saving of New Eden and various Amarrian Emmisarian Locations hidden...it is up to you to find them...and it is all live for every one to see ...


Mr Darian, I wish to inform you that the Aurora Arcology runs a state of the art Psychiatric Institution. It seems you suffer from delusions of grandeur and megalomanism. We offer top-grade treatments, supported with the latest technologies and qualified professionals. We also guarantee anonimity should you choose to improve your mental health at our Center.

Checking your public feeds, a checkup on your mental health will not only benefit you, but also your fellow capsuleers!

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#31 - 2013-12-06 19:58:29 UTC
Johanes Beaumonte wrote:
Constantin Baracca wrote:


The only thing I can say is that I'll be holding that dinner in Matari space, at a church where, instead of fruitcake, the head minister makes a cake from stout and icing with creme liquor.



Eh? Mind sharing that recipe Padre? I think I'll still be in here in 7+ days to enjoy it!


Of course! As soon as I've finished this slew of meetings, I'll try to mail the recipe to you.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Denak Calamari
Incorruptibles
#32 - 2013-12-06 22:54:43 UTC
Blaise Cadelanne wrote:
This is what happens when cloning technicians don't properly screen candidates: mentally damaged pilots become capsuleers, then begin abusing boosters to the point of megalomania, delusion, and general insane dementia. Perhaps it is time to check the quality on cloning facilities that give the initial screening for capsuleers.

Wait until you see thd DUST mercenaries, some seem to be taken straight out of a mental institution.

Pretty much every other day some new defect pops into the IGS to spout obnoxiously about some weird never heard things and are never heard from again.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#33 - 2013-12-06 23:37:07 UTC
Soooooooo, how's the genocide coming along?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#34 - 2013-12-06 23:51:53 UTC
It's always pleasant to come back to station after an extended period in space fighting various baddies, get out of your pod, have a shower, dismiss your crew, organize some solid food and sit down on the couch in your staterooms, log into the IGS to receive a health dose of delusion and crazy.
It's been a while since we've seen anyone with this particular level self aggrandizement. It sounds to me like the poor guy is in desperate need of the kind of help Jandice Ymladris is offering.

Just out of interest, has anyone been prompted to go searching for these clues to stop the destruction of all of New Eden? I'd do it myself, but after ten days in the pod this couch is feeling really very soft and this rum I'm sipping is only just starting to hit the spot.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#35 - 2013-12-07 00:10:14 UTC
Nashuar Attor wrote:
It's always pleasant to come back to station after an extended period in space fighting various baddies, get out of your pod, have a shower, dismiss your crew, organize some solid food and sit down on the couch in your staterooms, log into the IGS to receive a health dose of delusion and crazy.
It's been a while since we've seen anyone with this particular level self aggrandizement. It sounds to me like the poor guy is in desperate need of the kind of help Jandice Ymladris is offering.

Just out of interest, has anyone been prompted to go searching for these clues to stop the destruction of all of New Eden? I'd do it myself, but after ten days in the pod this couch is feeling really very soft and this rum I'm sipping is only just starting to hit the spot.


We're all a bit busy from what I gather.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#36 - 2013-12-07 00:27:40 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
that shirt REALLY doesn't go with that sleeveless jacket.


Am I such a good influence on you already?

ॐ
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
#37 - 2013-12-07 02:34:35 UTC
I am willing to negotiate a possible isk payment for this pilots corps to perform autopsy. He seems to be one of the more flagrant example of insanity present thorough analysis of his clones brain could provide insight into the nature of this possible epidemic.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#38 - 2013-12-07 03:11:40 UTC
Constantin Baracca wrote:
Nashuar Attor wrote:
It's always pleasant to come back to station after an extended period in space fighting various baddies, get out of your pod, have a shower, dismiss your crew, organize some solid food and sit down on the couch in your staterooms, log into the IGS to receive a health dose of delusion and crazy.
It's been a while since we've seen anyone with this particular level self aggrandizement. It sounds to me like the poor guy is in desperate need of the kind of help Jandice Ymladris is offering.

Just out of interest, has anyone been prompted to go searching for these clues to stop the destruction of all of New Eden? I'd do it myself, but after ten days in the pod this couch is feeling really very soft and this rum I'm sipping is only just starting to hit the spot.


We're all a bit busy from what I gather.

I would rather watch the attempt. It will prove amusing.

Popcorn and beer is all I'll need. Any chance we can move up the schedule a bit? 7 days is a bit of a wait.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#39 - 2013-12-07 06:18:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Threats of genocide and the total annihilation of anything and everything can become so cliche and passe. It's like capsuleer children, crying out for attention by saying naughty words so the adults can chide them, and in that moment they are glad that someone, somewhere paid them at least a moment of time.

Well, I suppose I'll try...

There, there dear Mr. en Chasteaux, yes you are such a strong, handsome, powerful capsuleer. I'm sure all these people here tremble at the might of your impotent display of prowess and empty threats and are certainly not laughing at you while drinking their vodka because you've got the mental capacity of someone who gave themselves a pre-frontal lobotomy with a lead lined crayon up the nose combined with the charms of a misanthropic, social maladaptive.

Now imagine me metaphorically patting you on the head for sharing with the class.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#40 - 2013-12-07 09:09:38 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Threats of genocide and the total annihilation of anything and everything can become so cliche and passe. It's like capsuleer children, crying out for attention by saying naughty words so the adults can chide them, and in that moment they are glad that someone, somewhere paid them at least a moment of time.

Well, I suppose I'll try...

There, there dear Mr. en Chasteaux, yes you are such a strong, handsome, powerful capsuleer. I'm sure all these people here tremble at the might of your impotent display of prowess and empty threats and are certainly not laughing at you while drinking their vodka because you've got the mental capacity of someone who gave themselves a pre-frontal lobotomy with a lead lined crayon up the nose combined with the charms of a misanthropic, social maladaptive.

Now imagine me metaphorically patting you on the head for sharing with the class.

Shouldn't we be used to this by now? I mean, Kim (PhD in Villagious Idiotus) has one of these up every other week or so. Maybe the novelty has just worn off for me... Meh, I've got nothing.

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117