Wormholes

So heres a story for the kids right?

I had just rolled a nullsec from our wormhole and was moving to the static in the trusty phobos. (Not my phobos either)
the first pass on the static didn't close the hole so i waited to go for a second time. 4 bubbles up and i went in.. -plot twist-
with a massive 567 t mass the hole closed on me. I found my self flying around the horrible c5 filled chain with multiple c4's to c5s... Somehow i had just scanned out a wormhole that was JUST opened to me(the wormhole i was in)
I jumped into the wormhole to find tengu's and a stiletto. So i did what anyone else would do and prepared kiss my ass good bye...during all this i noticed that the hole i just jumped into was a russian corp. Before i jumped out i decided to message in local. "Does anyone speak english here"

As my cloak was about to drop i jumped back into the hole i came from.. i waited patiently and held cloak thinking about how im going to tell the owner of the phobos i had just lost his hole closing one.. Nirrag(One of the tengu pilots) responded with

[16:41:39] Nirrag > what do you want?

The conversation then followed;

[16:41:54] Blotvard > my static closed behind me, just looking for a way out :(
[16:42:29] Nirrag > we dont have any holes. its our static
[16:43:06] Nirrag > so.
[16:43:37] Nirrag > if you want we can close out static and you go to other static.
[16:45:03] Nirrag > we dont kill you. you jumped to uur wh > we close static > scanning a new and let you go out.
[16:45:17] Blotvard > that would be awesome

So basically either way i was kinda expecting to die..

I was told to wait where i was on grid with Nirrag in the tengu..
[16:49:07] Nirrag > go in and w8

And so i went in and waited.. I de-cloaked and sat there waiting again..Was told to state my fitting and mass..which i was guessing would be handy to help them roll their static.. if i was to be allowed to leave.

The stiletto that was on grid with me kinda kept me in check(i think).. He kept burning out and coming back close to me.. I think was trying to scare me somewhat. It was working.
The static went crit and i asked if it was my to go in. I was told to wait again by Nirrag. So i did.
These guys started Leeroying scorpions (3 of them) into a critical mass wormhole and somehow it was all calculated and the last 1 closed the static. A few moments later i was fleeted and squad warped. At this moment i seen myself warping directly to a planet and was like... yep RIP me. The warp legit went through the planet and a wormhole awaited me when i landed. I jumped through and was told to wait, Nirrag scanned on.
He left fleet and i asked if it was goodbye?, He respnded quite promptly with this

[17:07:31] Nirrag > its paranoia :D

I respected his smartness as i waited. The static was a c5 which he then scanned and jumped in while i was told to wait back a jump.

The c5 had a lowsec 9 jumps from highsec.. he came back and allowed me to warp to him to the lowsec. I messaged him saying how grateful i was to be let out without at least losing my ship..

I sent him 100m as a thank you thing.. He then sent it back to me saying he doesn't want the money.

-plot twist- i died on a gatecamp from the low - highsec..
jk.
I made it to highsec to find out my corp had just finished scanning out the static chain and the highsec was only a few jumps from amarr. (close to where my lowsec came out)

Once again id like to thank Nirrag and D.R.O.N.E.S for letting me out. These guys are good people. i think its safe to say that J-Space has a special kind of player base living between the stars.. and for some reason i found this experience quite enjoyable.. maybe even more enjoyable then watching a ship blow up.. even if it was mine. >:D

o7

I didn't think nice people existed in EvE

can i have 1b isk too please ? :)

Also cool story. Sounds like a good group of people.