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My glory

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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2011-11-05 01:18:50 UTC
Many of your peasant have for long witnessed my goldy in Providence. I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, golden mountain, self proclaimed prophet, skilled industrialist, speaker of unquestioned truth, banisher of all witches, carrier of the Heaven's light teacher of faith and many more impressive titles wish to speak and teach you about my glory.

Im, not just any peasant from the lycky amarrian house or family, who recieved the honor to have their member part of this, independent spaceship captain program. Im head of my noble house, and I made my own decision. It is very much more than majority of spaceship captains of my Empire could do in their time of fate. Many of them were forced to enlist the academy, for they were shame to their families, altough today they are without no doubt most influental members of their houses. I have no doubt, that there is not a single purely peasant family left, whose member is part of this spaceship captain program.

I, was from wealthy and noble house, and it was I alone who made the decision. There were objections of course, since being part of this campaign means some sinnister means. Most known of these are evil cloning, where God's work are desecrated by our own work.

I knew all this when I signed myself in. I had saw a vision. Glorious, blazing vision, where I, Lord Vaari were in key position of returning my Empire position in this galaxy and beyond. I do not care if my cloned flesh is tainted, for I cannot help it. What I can do, is to ensure my spirit and will is free and pure of thoughts, for it leads to sin.

I have been independent spaceship captain for many years. Unlike many others, I have not kept a single vacation, and not a single week of freedom from this burden is at sight if mine. I have seen valiant people, like my good and close friend Lord Aralis, Lady Grr and humble Sir Daedalus, but I have also undestood my mission. God has spoken to me. He is with me, in person. I can feel the God's presence, and it is my duty to form the unified spiritual front on amarr outside the Empire's borders.

Im Lord Vaari, and Im the singe most glorious amarr outside the Empire's broders. There is no simply room for questioning that, for God is with me. Does any mortal man possess the endurance I do when it comes to hardships? There have been times when invaders and holders both have been against me, but always I. Öor vaari have endured.

Im native to the Providence, and Providence is one with me. Im her spiritual hearth, and she is my astral body resting place.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Garreck
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2011-11-05 01:32:19 UTC
Respects, Earl of Sosan.

You are a wonderful example of the pomp and dignity that the True Amarr must retain as they shine their light to the rest of the galaxy.
Babs Johnson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-11-05 01:58:55 UTC
Vaari, darling -- oh, i'm sorry, LORD Vaari, darling -- that's what I like about you most -- your humility.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-11-05 02:16:15 UTC
Vaari wrote:
witnessed my goldy


Is that what they call it these days?

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Nick Bete
Highsec Haulers Inc.
#5 - 2011-11-05 06:04:39 UTC
Your God must have an amazingly ironic sense of humor if he's speaking through the likes of you, Vaari.
Myxx
The Scope
#6 - 2011-11-05 06:07:33 UTC
I love you, Vaari. You always cause me to laugh when I'm annoyed at people. Its just too hard to resist.
Vik Kalothetos
#7 - 2011-11-05 07:13:26 UTC
Myxx wrote:
I love you, Vaari. You always cause me to laugh when I'm annoyed at people. Its just too hard to resist.


This. Always this.
Ruah Piskonit
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#8 - 2011-11-05 20:05:29 UTC
quickly forgetting your seminary lessons, next you will claim to be a God. i am waiting for this.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#9 - 2011-11-05 20:36:20 UTC
Ruah Piskonit wrote:
quickly forgetting your seminary lessons, next you will claim to be a God. i am waiting for this.


Im humble servant of our God. I could not say that even as a joke.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.

Half Cocked Jack
Un4seen Development
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2011-11-06 11:53:49 UTC
It is good I have goggles to be able to behold such radiance.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#11 - 2011-11-06 13:01:18 UTC
Garreck wrote:

You are a wonderful example of the pomp and dignity that the True Amarr must retain as they shine their light to the rest of the galaxy.



Mostly just the pomp. People don't tend to giggle at dignity.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim

Marlakh
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2011-11-06 16:50:17 UTC
Many Amarrian loyalists have come and gone over the years. Some are giants in their days, and true protectors of the Faith who have faded with the setting sun. While others have proven themselves hollow and unworthy of God's blessings when they turned away from Him.

And there is Lord Vaari, whose faith is unshakable, and his perseverence as eternal as the glorious Empire. May his glory and steadfastness serve as an example to all servants of the Empire, and those in the Ammatar Mandate!
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#13 - 2011-11-06 19:03:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Rodj Blake
Vaari wrote:
Ruah Piskonit wrote:
quickly forgetting your seminary lessons, next you will claim to be a God. i am waiting for this.


Im humble servant of our God. I could not say that even as a joke.


When I see your name, many words come to mind, but humble isn't one of them.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Arkady Sadik
Gradient
Electus Matari
#14 - 2011-11-06 19:05:29 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
When I see your name, many words come to mind, but humble isn't one of them.
It's an Amarrian name. That's a normal reaction.
Saul Dhampir
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
#15 - 2011-11-06 23:50:22 UTC
Truly a legend in your own mirror.
Lucius Vindictus
Arachnos
#16 - 2011-11-07 02:30:09 UTC
Arkady Sadik wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
When I see your name, many words come to mind, but humble isn't one of them.
It's an Amarrian name. That's a normal reaction.


I find that "Vaari" sounds rather Minmatar. Unfortunately he lives in his own world, so it is hard to tell where he belongs.
Mra Rednu
Oyonata Gate Defence Force.
#17 - 2011-11-07 08:07:39 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Ruah Piskonit wrote:
quickly forgetting your seminary lessons, next you will claim to be a God. i am waiting for this.


Im humble servant of our God. I could not say that even as a joke.


When I see your name, many words come to mind, but humble isn't one of them.



The joke part definately does though.
Dilaro thagriin
Doomheim
#18 - 2011-11-07 14:04:22 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Many of your peasant have for long witnessed my goldy in Providence. I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, golden mountain, self proclaimed prophet, skilled industrialist, speaker of unquestioned truth, banisher of all witches, carrier of the Heaven's light teacher of faith and many more impressive titles wish to speak and teach you about my glory.



Heh....

Humble..

Heh...

- Dilaro
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#19 - 2011-11-07 16:23:34 UTC
Garreck wrote:
Respects, Earl of Sosan.

You are a wonderful example of the pomp and dignity that the True Amarr must retain as they shine their light to the rest of the galaxy.


Oh for the love of the Church, Garreck! You're smarter than that.

Dignity my ordained ass....

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#20 - 2011-11-07 16:37:00 UTC
Graelyn wrote:
Garreck wrote:
Respects, Earl of Sosan.

You are a wonderful example of the pomp and dignity that the True Amarr must retain as they shine their light to the rest of the galaxy.


Oh for the love of the Church, Garreck! You're smarter than that.

Dignity my ordained ass....


Your ass is ordained?

Katrina Oniseki

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