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Pitchfork Militia is recruiting!

PROPAGANDA POSTER 1
PROPAGANDA POSTER 2


Hello, I'm Zella, CEO of Pitchfork Militia, a PvP-first corporation in Catastrophic Uprising.

[Pleased to meet you.]

Ahhg! Get out of my head!

So here's the skinny: We are part of Catastrophic Uprising, a small/medium-sized PvP-oriented alliance located in SOV nullsec. Now that we're in Etherium Reach (!!), we're very happy with the more simple life of fighting on the front lines against the CFC, forging new relationships (but not too many!), and generally being awesome. We have a long-term vision and we have the people, the tactics, and the leadership to make it happen. Now is a perfect opportunity to join in on the fun, or madness!—or whatever it is you'd call it—and grow with us!

What we offer:

Small-gang / alliance PvP opportunities.

Active and engaged corporation, alliance leadership.

Ridiculously fun, tight-knit and laid-back atmosphere.

Isk on the side! In the form of ratting, mining, exploration, industry, etc.

Alliance ship-replacement program.

Fast, dirt cheap, and reliable alliance logistics network.

Dedicated TS3 server.

Active forums with API integration.

Alliance logistics network.

What we ask:

TS3.

10mil+ SP considered (15mil+ preferred). Exceptions for amazing personalities and/or references, of course.

Full API.

Self-reliant.

Laid back, chill, drama-free and butthurt-free.

Mind-reading FAQ:

[Where do you operate?] Etherium Reach, 0.0. We currently have four (4) systems and three (3) outposts.

[Do you have scheduled ops?] Yes, but they're not *mandatory*. If you can make it, we'd love to have you.

[Do you accept industry-oriented pilots?] As long as you're willing to PvP!

[Do I need to pay dues?] What? Eww, no.

[How active are your members?] Stupid active. We do not have inflated numbers from inactives.

[Are you renters?] No. We are NOT renters.

[You sound so sexy, are you single?] Depends on the day!

[Sounds great, umm, is this a question?] Yes! No? Stop it!

Closing pitch (har har):
Newsflash: If you're still reading this, you're probably interested. So do ehht, join "Pitchfork Pub"—our public chat, so you can see our sexy faces for yourself. At the very least, you can just hang out, you know, and forever bask in our life-giving warmth.

[Zomg I'm so joining your public channel, Pitchfork Pub, right now!]

Dooo eehhhht

TL;DR: Join us, profit, have fun, win EVE.