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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-11-26 18:30:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
I give you the gift of Uncomfortable Truth.

No-one on the IGS respects you or Imperial Pharmacy because of any actual accomplishment. You're actually somewhat of a liability, as your corporation's kill record clearly shows. The reason you are respected - or, more often, given the pretense of respect - is because people find you and your corporation hilarious, not because of the vast list of (entirely self-proclaimed and unofficial) titles you decided to give yourself. There are many people on the IGS entirely unconvinced that you aren't just some form of extremely dedicated satirist. Your efforts didn't have any perceptible effect on whether or not CVA held Providence - over its entire operational lifespan, IPHAR has only seven confirmed kills to its name, and all kills of any notable ISK value were piggyback mentions on targets CVA already had more than enough firepower to destroy.

You're not Providence's saviour, you're the man who wears Providence's animal costume and gets in fights with the cheerleaders.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Anslo
Scope Works
#22 - 2013-11-26 18:45:01 UTC
Speak for yourself Ixiris. PRAISE BE TO THE GREAT TEACHER, HOLDER OF HEAVENS LIGHT, SKILLED MINER, ETC.

My gift(s) unto you are forthcoming.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-11-27 22:49:30 UTC
Lord Vaari appears to be quite important.

I hope he receives many gifts.

Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook 

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#24 - 2013-11-29 12:50:36 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I give you the gift of Uncomfortable Truth.

No-one on the IGS respects you or Imperial Pharmacy because of any actual accomplishment. You're actually somewhat of a liability, as your corporation's kill record clearly shows. The reason you are respected - or, more often, given the pretense of respect - is because people find you and your corporation hilarious, not because of the vast list of (entirely self-proclaimed and unofficial) titles you decided to give yourself. There are many people on the IGS entirely unconvinced that you aren't just some form of extremely dedicated satirist. Your efforts didn't have any perceptible effect on whether or not CVA held Providence - over its entire operational lifespan, IPHAR has only seven confirmed kills to its name, and all kills of any notable ISK value were piggyback mentions on targets CVA already had more than enough firepower to destroy.

You're not Providence's saviour, you're the man who wears Providence's animal costume and gets in fights with the cheerleaders.



Nagging peasants like yourself would not agree of our importance even if your mother's life would depand on it.

While it is true that our glorious corporation does not hold any noticeable military or economic prowess compared to the mighty alliances of the Providence Block, no one can deny our dedication to this region with good conscience. During the misguided AAA occupation, we, and our peasants had important role of ruining Adeptus Astartes Alliance economical operations before CVA assault on their holdings. We alone halted their entire industrial operation, and destoroyed many of their local garrison ships before liberation fleets arrived to drive the heathens out of our home.

Imperial Pharmacy is propably most loyal friend of all Providence residents. We have often said, that Iphar has been more loyal to the CVA than many of the now defected member corporations of the CVA.

We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
#25 - 2013-11-29 17:24:40 UTC
Who?

ॐ
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2013-11-29 18:00:26 UTC
Vaari wrote:
While it is true that our glorious corporation does not hold any noticeable military or economic prowess compared to the mighty alliances of the Providence Block, no one can deny our dedication to this region with good conscience. During the misguided AAA occupation, we, and our peasants had important role of ruining Adeptus Astartes Alliance economical operations before CVA assault on their holdings. We alone halted their entire industrial operation, and destoroyed many of their local garrison ships before liberation fleets arrived to drive the heathens out of our home.

Your statement is conveniently devoid of any evidence to back up your claims, so what you're saying is "our corporation does not have any noticeable military or economic power... but we totally did notable military or economic things, honest!"

And by the way, AAA stands for Against All Authorities.

Vaari wrote:
Imperial Pharmacy is propably most loyal friend of all Providence residents. We have often said, that Iphar has been more loyal to the CVA than many of the now defected member corporations of the CVA.

Which is of course why you ended up on the kill-on-sight lists of both CVA and PIE Inc.

Multiple times.

Vaari wrote:
We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly.

Well isn't that tragic for you. Deal with it.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#27 - 2013-11-30 05:02:27 UTC
Warm Regards to you and yours on this auspicious event, Lord Vaari.

Katrina Oniseki
Mra Rednu
Vanishing Point.
#28 - 2013-11-30 11:27:53 UTC
Vaari wrote:

We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly.


Not think he was questioning it at all, he made it pretty clear of your importance.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#29 - 2013-11-30 12:47:40 UTC
Mra Rednu wrote:
Vaari wrote:

We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly.


Not think he was questioning it at all, he made it pretty clear of your importance.


WE are the most important person of the Providence. In social ladder of the Empire, we are the most highest ranking citizen in the Providence. This makes us the Amarr Empire outside the Empire borders.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Kithrus
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2013-12-01 01:59:15 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Mra Rednu wrote:
Vaari wrote:

We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly.


Not think he was questioning it at all, he made it pretty clear of your importance.


WE are the most important person of the Providence. In social ladder of the Empire, we are the most highest ranking citizen in the Providence. This makes us the Amarr Empire outside the Empire borders.


Maybe I should get you a slave that whispers 'remember thou art only a man' in your ear all the time. An Amarrian slave so as to not upset anyone outside the empire.

Darkness is more then absence of light, it is ignorance and corruption. I will be the Bulwark from such things that you may live in the light. Pray so my arms do not grow weary and my footing remain sure.

If you are brave, join me in the dark.
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#31 - 2013-12-01 02:19:15 UTC
You people should learn your place before you dare speak down to Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist.

I mean look at the titles. You plebs haven't even bothered signing your posts. Filth.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#32 - 2013-12-01 05:24:20 UTC
Impressive looking bounty on his head, though. Must be a hundred mil per title, at least.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Mra Rednu
Vanishing Point.
#33 - 2013-12-01 09:31:27 UTC
Jinari Otsito wrote:

I mean look at the titles. You plebs haven't even bothered signing your posts. Filth.


I would but the maximum charactor limit for a post is not long enough to get them all in.
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#34 - 2013-12-01 10:49:16 UTC
To Whom it May Concern:

I, Synthia 1, Imperial Queen of the Glorious progressive Theocratic City-state of Kaztropolis, Empress of the Wombat People Territories, Divine Empress of Greater Kaztropol Planet, Interpreter of Scripture, Diviner of Truth, Guardian of the Faithful, Observer of Unusual Facts, Inquisitor of Heretics, Missionary to the Heathens, Speaker of Profundities, Paragon of Virtue and Angel of Compassion, am pleased to convey birthday greetings to Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan.

Happy Birthday Lord Vaari.

Sincerely,
Synthia 1, Imperial Queen of the Glorious progressive Theocratic City-state of Kaztropolis, Empress of the Wombat People Territories, Divine Empress of Greater Kaztropol Planet, Interpreter of Scripture, Diviner of Truth, Guardian of the Faithful, Observer of Unusual Facts, Inquisitor of Heretics, Missionary to the Heathens, Speaker of Profundities, Paragon of Virtue and Angel of Compassion.

Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.

It is Written.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#35 - 2013-12-01 11:40:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Arkady Vachon
I'll follow her, her titles are bigger than Vaari's... She has a great set of titles.


;)

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#36 - 2013-12-03 05:22:08 UTC
You'll indeed find a pile of presents at your feet Vaari but, I doubt you'll enjoy the smell.

Regards,

Lady Anabella Rella
Dame Commander of Konora, Talon Commander of the Tribal Liberation Force, Patroness of Pator, Warrior of the Late-Rise Clan, Connoisseur of Fine Whiskeys and Collector of variously colored Rubber Bands

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Yu Tasogare
Doomheim
#37 - 2013-12-03 19:32:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Yu Tasogare
*Redacted*
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#38 - 2013-12-04 07:47:32 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
You'll indeed find a pile of presents at your feet Vaari but, I doubt you'll enjoy the smell.

Regards,

Lady Anabella Rella
Dame Commander of Konora, Talon Commander of the Tribal Liberation Force, Patroness of Pator, Warrior of the Late-Rise Clan, Connoisseur of Fine Whiskeys and Collector of variously colored Rubber Bands


An armed and counting tacnuke, for the despot who has everything but a decent suntan?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
#39 - 2013-12-04 09:07:11 UTC
I must apologize most deeply for this egregious behavior and for personally missing the glorious remembrance day of your birth. I must rectify this however I can. unfortunately the best I can offer is single plex. If you contact me and send me a plex I assure you within a week I will be able to refund the initial plex and grant you a second plex for nothing more than the gift of your glorious presence where ever in Anoikis I happen to be.
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#40 - 2013-12-04 09:58:16 UTC
Pirate
Vaari wrote:
Mra Rednu wrote:
Vaari wrote:

We do not take your questioning of our importance and impact of this region kindly.


Not think he was questioning it at all, he made it pretty clear of your importance.


WE are the most important person of the Providence. In social ladder of the Empire, we are the most highest ranking citizen in the Providence. This makes us the Amarr Empire outside the Empire borders.

No.

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
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