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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2013-11-23 10:16:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Vaari
We have glorious news. Tomorrow entire Providence region celebrates our, the Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist birthday.

We have lived long and prosperous life and seen the golden age of our glorious Empire and its crumbling hardships. Today we are blessed, for we witness the beginning of second reclaiming as her majesty leads us all from victory to another victory.

We invite all our friends in and outside of Providence to gather their gifts as a huge pile on our feet. We wish to have lot of expensive gifts as a sign of your neverending admiration and gratitude.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#2 - 2013-11-23 11:13:49 UTC
Who?

I'm sorry, but while I frequent the Providence region, and getting to know the inhabitants like Curitas Veritas Alliance, 4TH District and such, I can't remember seeing you or any afflifiates there. To add to it, your name hasn't come up so far in discussions and talks I had in that region.
From the pompeous proclamation you made, one would think you would leave a more recogniziable mark in the region.

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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#3 - 2013-11-23 11:19:11 UTC
Jandice Ymladris wrote:
Who?

I'm sorry, but while I frequent the Providence region, and getting to know the inhabitants like Curitas Veritas Alliance, 4TH District and such, I can't remember seeing you or any afflifiates there. To add to it, your name hasn't come up so far in discussions and talks I had in that region.
From the pompeous proclamation you made, one would think you would leave a more recogniziable mark in the region.


Rarely one see such ignorance like this. Without us and our part of the valiant resistance during AAA occupation, you might not be able to visit in Providence today and enjoy it bountifull possibilities.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#4 - 2013-11-23 11:56:26 UTC
As a gift, we hope to recieve plex's. Rich organizations, like alliances can easily give us multiple plex.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#5 - 2013-11-23 12:17:13 UTC
I shall offer a fully fitted Impairor class frigate.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#6 - 2013-11-23 13:02:41 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
I shall offer a fully fitted Impairor class frigate.


Such insulting cheap gift are not accepted.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Kalanaja
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-11-23 17:14:39 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
I shall offer a fully fitted Impairor class frigate.



You may be a blooder. But, I did get a good chuckle out of that. How is no one has disabled this man's clones yet, and then killed him so he won't come back.
Kithrus
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-11-23 18:36:55 UTC
I give you the gift of Air from my lungs.

Which should be more then enough because that's all we ever get from you.

Darkness is more then absence of light, it is ignorance and corruption. I will be the Bulwark from such things that you may live in the light. Pray so my arms do not grow weary and my footing remain sure.

If you are brave, join me in the dark.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#9 - 2013-11-23 18:46:20 UTC
Last year I tried to give you a fully fit executioner frigate, and you turned it down!
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#10 - 2013-11-23 20:42:30 UTC
For all those titles sir I'll donate a hug. No strings attached.

Happy birthday I guess.

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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#11 - 2013-11-23 20:42:51 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
I shall offer a fully fitted Impairor class frigate.


Such insulting cheap gift are not accepted.


I didn't say what it was fitted with.

And now you will never know if it had Corpii A-type things on it, and billions of ISK worth of cargo.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#12 - 2013-11-23 21:41:44 UTC
Kithrus wrote:
I give you the gift of Air from my lungs.

Which should be more then enough because that's all we ever get from you.


Oh damn, that's some thermal damage right there...

*laughs*

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#13 - 2013-11-23 22:23:28 UTC
Happy Birthday, Vaari!

Preposterous mockers wrote:
...
Behave children!
Kyseth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-11-23 22:25:51 UTC
I think I have a jump clone in the area. Maybe I'll drop by and... wave.

But in case I can't make it to the party:

o/
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#15 - 2013-11-24 00:40:34 UTC
Some day you peasants will realize the grievous mistake you've made in your ill-conceived attempts at mocking the Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist.

I wouldn't hesitate to offer a few dozen gold and diamond encrusted PLEX as gifts, but I fear that such bold and presumptuous behaviour from such a lowly one as myself would be an insult in the radiant presence of the Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist.

Fie upon those who would mock the Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan III, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, symbol of unchallenged victory, the world's most beloved hero, self proclaimed prophet, morninglord, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven's light, teacher of pure faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, lion of the universe, vanquisher of all heretics, bane of the witches, the great miner and skilled industrialist. Fie I say.

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Denak Calamari
Incorruptibles
#16 - 2013-11-24 10:55:16 UTC
I think I had some old copy of a Gutter Press article lying somewhere, I could give you that.

And happy birthday, I guess.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#17 - 2013-11-24 12:31:59 UTC
Denak Calamari wrote:
I think I had some old copy of a Gutter Press article lying somewhere, I could give you that.


GP should run Lord Vaari's rants in every issue...it's too hilarious not to!

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Korsavius
Revenent Defence Corperation
#18 - 2013-11-24 22:42:28 UTC
Unfortunately, I am but a lowly intelligence officer. I have neither the grace nor the magnificence to present even the most humbling of gifts to the great Golden Mountain that is Lord Vaari.

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Mra Rednu
Vanishing Point.
#19 - 2013-11-26 17:41:31 UTC
Vaari wrote:

Rarely one see such ignorance like this .


You not look in the mirror then when polishing that shiney slaphead ?
Johanes Beaumonte
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#20 - 2013-11-26 18:16:35 UTC
I detect a distinctly more hostile tone this year, particularly from the Amarr capsuleers. Such disrepect to the Golden Mountain and a Holder! What is the youth coming today? Who are they to cast stones? Like Scripture says, if I misremember right: "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone."

I will be sending a luxuriously furnished Amarr Shuttle that can be used to chauffer his Highness around his holdings. It can be picked up by one of his minions in Amarr system.
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