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Self Destruct!
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Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-11-23 03:19:22 UTC
Self Destruction would be more of a satisfaction not only the means of robbing your opponent of the satisfaction of destroying your ship but theirs as well I want to go out with a blaze of glory not neutered and tackled with a thumb up my afterburner And Whats this 2 minute countdown rubbish 3 seconds is more Like it! Wouldn't you all agree? Feel free To tell me your Griefs.

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James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-11-23 03:36:05 UTC  |  Edited by: James Amril-Kesh
Cocaine.
Oh, that's censored?
"Strong Crash Booster" then.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Gorn Arming
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-11-23 04:37:26 UTC
You need to switch to decaf.
Demica Diaz
SE-1
#4 - 2013-11-23 05:06:12 UTC
OP need to learn EVE. We all activate self destruct BEFORE we engage. Doh! Lol
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2013-11-23 05:09:49 UTC
I don't self destruct when people shoot at me.
I self destruct when people don't shoot at me.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-11-23 05:18:54 UTC
Way too much strong coffee Indeed Pirate"D'oh!"

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#7 - 2013-11-23 06:05:40 UTC
I wish all ship explosions had AOE damage.


It would change a lot of things.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Janna Sway
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-11-23 06:14:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Janna Sway
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
I wish all ship explosions had AOE damage.


It would change a lot of things.


It would finally make the skill "Drone Durability" pretty viable! Cool

Furthermore, bumping into other ships should cause (AOE) damage too.
Currently, spaceships have the physics of plastic toys. Roll
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#9 - 2013-11-23 06:27:17 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I don't self destruct when people shoot at me.
I self destruct when people don't shoot at me.

The longer they keep you tackled, the more paranoid they get.

Oh god.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-11-23 06:35:02 UTC
Riot Girl wrote:
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I don't self destruct when people shoot at me.
I self destruct when people don't shoot at me.

The longer they keep you tackled, the more paranoid they get.

No, it's usually more along the lines of "oh god fleet went 50 jumps out in battleships" or "oh god I can't get out of soul crushing lag any other way" or "let's see how late I can cancel it".

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#11 - 2013-11-23 07:48:53 UTC
2 minutes is plenty when you SD a carrier that's been tackled by a battle badger fleet
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-11-23 09:22:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
Punctuation is for the stupid who care about smart thoughts.

Language is so overrated. I don't think anyways.
Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-11-23 10:24:23 UTC
Change that is Viable is a Good thing. Oh My God Explosions and AOE damage Im starting to get turned on already bumping into ships kaboom! Paranoia Self Destroyer I love that song! oh battle badgers that's stupid smartShocked

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Inquisitor Ageri
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-11-23 11:13:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Inquisitor Ageri
In order to make self destruct work properly, CCP would need to instigate crew mechanics, so you as the captain could solemnly tell your crew to "clear the bridge", and then your first officer could be like "sorry captain, there's no way in hell you can fly this thing on your own", and then you could be like "you've been a brave crew, but you've all got lives to lead and you have a great future in the Corp, it has been an honour to serve with you", then you could watch as all the pods eject amidst the gunfire, and one of your corp would have to play your pregnant wife and you would get one last chance to speak with her on comms, and she would be like "It's a boy!", and you could be like "we'll name him Jim, after your grandfather", and then she'd be like "I love you!", and you could be like "I'm sorry...." and then the comms would go dead as your ship explodes and takes out five Machariels with it and your corpmate/wife would watch tearfully as she floats away.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-11-23 13:46:35 UTC
Inquisitor Ageri wrote:
In order to make self destruct work properly, CCP would need to instigate crew mechanics, so you as the captain could solemnly tell your crew to "clear the bridge", and then your first officer could be like "sorry captain, there's no way in hell you can fly this thing on your own", and then you could be like "you've been a brave crew, but you've all got lives to lead and you have a great future in the Corp, it has been an honour to serve with you", then you could watch as all the pods eject amidst the gunfire, and one of your corp would have to play your pregnant wife and you would get one last chance to speak with her on comms, and she would be like "It's a boy!", and you could be like "we'll name him Jim, after your grandfather", and then she'd be like "I love you!", and you could be like "I'm sorry...." and then the comms would go dead as your ship explodes and takes out five Machariels with it and your corpmate/wife would watch tearfully as she floats away.

Outside of speech marks, I counted fully one sentence.

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Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-11-23 13:54:07 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
I wish all ship explosions had AOE damage.


It would change a lot of things.


Yes it's very much needed.

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#17 - 2013-11-23 14:14:22 UTC
I too hate waiting for Cynos to finish Lol

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Trevor Dalech
Nobody in Local
Deepwater Hooligans
#18 - 2013-11-23 14:33:38 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:

Outside of speech marks, I counted fully one sentence.


It's like those old telegraphs, where you say "STOP" instead of writing a period. He says "and then ... could be like" whenever he means to end a sentence.
MestariBation
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2013-11-23 14:46:04 UTC
Drop slowcats and supers, the node will then self-destruct

Send me isk im poor
Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-11-23 19:59:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Solops Crendraven
Inquisitor Ageri wrote:
In order to make self destruct work properly, CCP would need to instigate crew mechanics, so you as the captain could solemnly tell your crew to "clear the bridge", and then your first officer could be like "sorry captain, there's no way in hell you can fly this thing on your own", and then you could be like "you've been a brave crew, but you've all got lives to lead and you have a great future in the Corp, it has been an honour to serve with you", then you could watch as all the pods eject amidst the gunfire, and one of your corp would have to play your pregnant wife and you would get one last chance to speak with her on comms, and she would be like "It's a boy!", and you could be like "we'll name him Jim, after your grandfather", and then she'd be like "I love you!", and you could be like "I'm sorry...." and then the comms would go dead as your ship explodes and takes out five Machariels with it and your corpmate/wife would watch tearfully as she floats away.


Talk about going out with a blaze of glorly this goes beyond my expectations I can't wait any longer please! CCP Grant us the option to commit Mass Suicide Damn it jim! this is truly EPIC!

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