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My friend got a watch

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SC0T1SH WARRIOR
Zero For 0wned
#1 - 2011-11-04 16:07:59 UTC
it charges when you shake it.

when he shakes his wrist, it charges his watch


its always fully charged.

shake dat wrist.

Dont mind me,  just touching your stuff.

Aida Nu
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-11-04 16:10:06 UTC
This is excellent news!
Officer Nyota Uhura
#3 - 2011-11-04 16:10:59 UTC
Can it get overcharged for too much shaky-shaky-boom-boom?
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-11-04 16:22:20 UTC
so in theory, when applied to one's wanking wrist, it shall never run out of power....?



Incredabizzul i say!
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#5 - 2011-11-04 17:13:16 UTC
I shake my wrist alot. In fact I am going to do so after I make this post.

Black Man with Goggles

Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2011-11-04 17:26:48 UTC
Scott's got himself a blackman in goggles wanking stalker.... the day is off to a simmer yet.




I am shocked at you Raj, just shocked.




Can you dig it like a spigot? My guess is yes you can like can I kick it wicked?
MeestaPenni
Mercantile and Stuff
#7 - 2011-11-04 17:31:18 UTC
I'd prefer a watch that charges my wrist.......

I am not Prencleeve Grothsmore.

Vanessa Hotkiss
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-11-04 18:37:41 UTC
time for a shake
Gruben Schloppen
Lord ZLOGONJE
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2011-11-04 21:26:24 UTC
**** a crank of yo yank stank
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#10 - 2011-11-04 22:36:47 UTC
Where may I acquire such a device?

S H I T P O S T I N G

Green Beans
R and J Inc.
#11 - 2011-11-05 04:42:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Green Beans
A kinetic watch is the latest and greatest chronometer for the mover and shaker in your life, and makes a great gift!! Buy one today!

P.S. Kinetic watches are actually quite common! Rolex makes the best kinetic watches.

This line for rent! YOUR AD HERE!

Nyla Skin
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-11-05 08:04:43 UTC
I have a flashlight that charges when you shake it

In after the lock :P   - CCP Falcon www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies

Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#13 - 2011-11-05 08:36:14 UTC
I endorse this product or service.
This space for rent..
Jitas Prostitute
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-11-05 17:46:39 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
I shake my wrist alot. In fact I am going to do so after I make this post.


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I always have Sun Tzu and General Patton quotes close by when I PvP in this internet spaceship video game, eve online.

Maliken Stokado
The Martian Group
#15 - 2011-11-05 18:07:08 UTC
Long post is long

Jitas Prostitute wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
I shake my wrist alot. In fact I am going to do so after I make this post.


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Wylee Coyote
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2011-11-05 19:21:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Wylee Coyote
Nyla Skin wrote:
I have a fleshlight that charges when you shake it


FTFY
Blink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyx4v1QFzhQ
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#17 - 2011-11-06 04:52:40 UTC
Singeabooty Raj

Kareem Abdul Jabaar

Coincidence? Or...

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY

Officer Nyota Uhura
#18 - 2011-11-06 05:58:02 UTC
Soldarius wrote:
Singeabooty Raj vs. Kareem Abdul Jabaar

Coincidence? Or...


I don't believe in coincidence. There must be a hidden purpose to all of this!
Alyssa Yotosala
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-11-06 22:20:51 UTC
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
Soldarius wrote:
Singeabooty Raj vs. Kareem Abdul Jabaar

Coincidence? Or...


I don't believe in coincidence. There must be a hidden purpose to all of this!


Aye, there is. The hidden purpose is that its really a coincidence.
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#20 - 2011-11-07 01:44:18 UTC
Had mine for years and you don't have to shake it. Just wear it like normal and it never loses charge. It's a titanium Citizen, only a couple hundred dollars.

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.

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