These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Intergalactic Summit

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
123Next pageLast page
 

Rens..
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#1 - 2013-11-19 21:02:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Dangirdas Bachir
So i was quite angry and upset and a friend of mine suggested to relax a bit and take a trip to Rens; for some massage and a "happy" ending, and so i did, and it turned out as a nice evening. Until i woke up today noticing some bumps on my genitalia that i had never seen before. I took a trip to the local doctor and he had never seen this type of, "bumps" before. He doesn't think it's permanent, but treatment for it will cost me a good amount of ISK. Basically in other words, don't order a "happy" ending at Rens..

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Rin Valador
Professional Amateurs
#2 - 2013-11-19 22:46:50 UTC
Having relations with people you don't know can have that effect on a body ^_^

"There will be neither compassion nor mercy; Nor peace, nor solace For those who bear witness to these Signs And still do not believe." - The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#3 - 2013-11-19 23:00:33 UTC
Rin Valador wrote:
Having relations with people you don't know can have that effect on a body ^_^

This is not funny, this is not a joke. I have to pay serious ISK..

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Rin Valador
Professional Amateurs
#4 - 2013-11-19 23:07:08 UTC
or you could pod yourself and just enjoy a new body. That is, if you are not afraid of death Twisted

"There will be neither compassion nor mercy; Nor peace, nor solace For those who bear witness to these Signs And still do not believe." - The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2013-11-19 23:42:12 UTC
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
Rin Valador wrote:
Having relations with people you don't know can have that effect on a body ^_^

This is not funny, this is not a joke. I have to pay serious ISK..


And this, my friend, is why you always wine and dine instead of taking the risk with the prostitute.

Yes, the cognac may be more expensive and there are no guarantees, but at least it's a small price to pay to avoid the unkind vicissitudes of sexually transmitted diseases. While prostitutes may seem cheaper in the beginning, it's these larger expenditures that really tip the balance in favor of the traditional.

Or non-traditional.... I suppose it could be said that most cultures promoted wining and dining over prostitution when restaurants could be more expensive than brothels.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#6 - 2013-11-20 00:23:18 UTC
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
Rin Valador wrote:
Having relations with people you don't know can have that effect on a body ^_^

This is not funny, this is not a joke. I have to pay serious ISK..


Next time, choose a higher class of hooker.

Have fun with that itching sensation though.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Dreygun
Alexylva Paradox
#7 - 2013-11-20 00:28:18 UTC
a happy ending is not bought it is earned.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-11-20 00:53:05 UTC
I would imagine that the only reason you would have to spend some time with a prostitute in Rens is because it's cheaper than in the Federation.

Well, a wise Caldari once said, "You get what you pay for."

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!
Isis Dea
Society of Adrift Hope
#9 - 2013-11-20 02:34:26 UTC
It's ******* Rens.

Moreso, it's Minmatar.

The same people who are ripping off the Gallente's hearts and minds like it's christmas and the kind of station society you DON'T go visiting outside your capsule in. With cartel on every corner and in every business, it actually AMAZES me you're still here and not rotting in some back alley, implants torn from the back of your skull and spine to serve as jewelry somewhere.

And if you weren't subject to that, I'd contend just how much of Rens you really saw.

******* wuss.


More Character Customization :: Especially compared to what we had in 2003...
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-11-20 03:27:27 UTC
Isis Dea wrote:
It's ******* Rens.

Moreso, it's Minmatar.

The same people who are ripping off the Gallente's hearts and minds like it's christmas and the kind of station society you DON'T go visiting outside your capsule in. With cartel on every corner and in every business, it actually AMAZES me you're still here and not rotting in some back alley, implants torn from the back of your skull and spine to serve as jewelry somewhere.

And if you weren't subject to that, I'd contend just how much of Rens you really saw.

******* wuss.



I was in Rens a couple of times, for hunting purposes, unfortunately, but only inside my ship.
What are you telling here, actually, means, that there is some hunting can be done even outside of the ship.
I will look someday for such an opportunity.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#11 - 2013-11-20 03:46:32 UTC
*grimace* Oh dear.

As I mentioned yesterday, I was only being semi-serious when I suggested Rens. With your anti-Amarrian rantings you seemed to be highly pro-Matari at the time when I suggested you take a little trip to Ren's red light district. Seemed fitting *shrugs*

Now I kinda feel bad for recommending it. But then again it's you who chooses the escort and who paid. I can't be held responsible for that...

Perhaps next time you should ensure you encase your genitals is a suitable latex protective covering and you'll not wake up feeling like someone's lit a camp fire in your crotch, ah.

Anyway, better luck next time. Try Jita perhaps?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#12 - 2013-11-20 03:54:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Job Valador
Serves you right I say, but better you have an STD than the weight of genocide on your mind.

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#13 - 2013-11-20 07:24:23 UTC
Job Valador wrote:
Serves you right I say, but better you have an STD than the weight of genocide on your mind.

I guess karma is a b i t c h. Seems quite appropriate that I got it after thoughts of a mass genocide of mostly innocent people.

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Kaid Hayden
Seven Stars Search and Rescue
#14 - 2013-11-20 08:07:44 UTC
As anyone growing up in the Federation will tell you, trustworthy prostitutes carry a license. It doesn't ruin the mood to ask to see it, it's expected and perfectly acceptable, just like getting a look at the guarantee before you shop so you can make an informed decision. Also has the added bonus of making sure the person you're contracting isn't a victim of trafficking or slavery.
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#15 - 2013-11-20 09:49:34 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
*grimace* Oh dear.

As I mentioned yesterday, I was only being semi-serious when I suggested Rens. With your anti-Amarrian rantings you seemed to be highly pro-Matari at the time when I suggested you take a little trip to Ren's red light district. Seemed fitting *shrugs*

Now I kinda feel bad for recommending it. But then again it's you who chooses the escort and who paid. I can't be held responsible for that...

Perhaps next time you should ensure you encase your genitals is a suitable latex protective covering and you'll not wake up feeling like someone's lit a camp fire in your crotch, ah.

Anyway, better luck next time. Try Jita perhaps?

I never held you responsible, I just felt like I had a duty to share this so that no more people make the mistake of getting a "happy" ending at Rens, because it might result in some nasty STD's. So don't feel bad, it was my own mistake for not encasing my genitals in a suitable latex protective covering.

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#16 - 2013-11-20 11:40:40 UTC
Is this really something that had to be shared with the Intergalactic Summit?

Or are we supposed to pretend it's an impromptu PSA?
  • Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim

Angels are never far...

Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#17 - 2013-11-20 12:07:17 UTC
Leopold Caine wrote:
Is this really something that had to be shared with the Intergalactic Summit?

Or are we supposed to pretend it's an impromptu PSA?

You are all supposed to pretend this is an important PSA. At least this isn't propaganda to take customers away from Rens.

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-11-20 12:27:00 UTC
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
I never held you responsible, I just felt like I had a duty to share this so that no more people make the mistake of getting a "happy" ending at Rens, because it might result in some nasty STD's. So don't feel bad, it was my own mistake for not encasing my genitals in a suitable latex protective covering.

1. Every ending I meet alive, I consider happy.

2. What does STD mean?

3. Don't you think latex is a bit harsh material? Just wearing regular underwear all the time protects this part of your body at acceptable level.

4. If you need more protection, latex won't work as well, it is rather unstable with many solvents. Usel bio- and chemical resistant airtight full-body protective wear instead.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Dangirdas Bachir
The Exiled Titans
#19 - 2013-11-20 12:35:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Dangirdas Bachir
Diana Kim wrote:
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
I never held you responsible, I just felt like I had a duty to share this so that no more people make the mistake of getting a "happy" ending at Rens, because it might result in some nasty STD's. So don't feel bad, it was my own mistake for not encasing my genitals in a suitable latex protective covering.

1. Every ending I meet alive, I consider happy.

2. What does STD mean?

3. Don't you think latex is a bit harsh material? Just wearing regular underwear all the time protects this part of your body at acceptable level.

4. If you need more protection, latex won't work as well, it is rather unstable with many solvents. Usel bio- and chemical resistant airtight full-body protective wear instead.

1. That's a lie.

2. Sexually transmitted disease.

3. This ain't about protecting the whole deal, this is just about protecting the D.

4. I prefer sitting in my ship with only the underwear on. Especially in the cockpit. It feels like I have freedom and control over my life.

EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#20 - 2013-11-20 14:10:38 UTC
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Dangirdas Bachir wrote:
I never held you responsible, I just felt like I had a duty to share this so that no more people make the mistake of getting a "happy" ending at Rens, because it might result in some nasty STD's. So don't feel bad, it was my own mistake for not encasing my genitals in a suitable latex protective covering.

1. Every ending I meet alive, I consider happy.

2. What does STD mean?

3. Don't you think latex is a bit harsh material? Just wearing regular underwear all the time protects this part of your body at acceptable level.

4. If you need more protection, latex won't work as well, it is rather unstable with many solvents. Usel bio- and chemical resistant airtight full-body protective wear instead.

1. That's a lie.

2. Sexually transmitted disease.

3. This ain't about protecting the whole deal, this is just about protecting the D.

4. I prefer sitting in my ship with only the underwear on. Especially in the cockpit. It feels like I have freedom and control over my life.


I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know this does not befit my station and says a lot about the state of my inner maturity, but all I could think when I read answer number three was....

"DE-FENCE!" *clap clap* "DE-FENCE!" *clap clap*

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26
123Next pageLast page