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Tranquility Server Turning Back to pre-Rubicon State

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Jythier Smith
BGG Wolves
#1 - 2013-11-19 18:11:47 UTC
After a rocky release of the new expansion, Rubicon, CCP announced that they would be rolling back to a pre-Rubicon state.

"There are too many problems, too much complaining, it's just not going the way we really want to go," stated an anonymous developer. "It's to be expected, really. I mean, just look at the Rubicon tagline. No, turning back."

When confronted with the fact that no comma used to exist in the tagline, the CCP dev squeaked away quickly.

Sources report that several capsuleers have called 'no take backs' and are rallying for the original uncommaed slogan to continue.

"There is no turning back is what they told us, and that's what they need to stick with. I don't want to go back. Just because there's no working launcher does not mean that the game is bad. In fact, I mostly just post on the forum anyway. The client is largely superfluous for me," stated one infuriated capsuleer.

The launcher is expected to work as soon as someone on the dev team googles how to rename and delete files through the patch system, a difficult task that nobody would expect anyone who was a programmer on the greatest game in all existence to know how to do, especially if they were from EA.

Other capsuleers are ambivalent to the changes. "I spend all my time hanging out alone in Captain's Quarters, watching TV. It amazes me how true-to-life EVE really is."

Please stay tuned as this story continues to develop into the past.
Maximus Hashur
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-11-19 19:00:35 UTC
Jythier Smith wrote:
After a rocky release of the new expansion, Rubicon, CCP announced that they would be rolling back to a pre-Rubicon state.

"There are too many problems, too much complaining, it's just not going the way we really want to go," stated an anonymous developer. "It's to be expected, really. I mean, just look at the Rubicon tagline. No, turning back."

When confronted with the fact that no comma used to exist in the tagline, the CCP dev squeaked away quickly.

Sources report that several capsuleers have called 'no take backs' and are rallying for the original uncommaed slogan to continue.

"There is no turning back is what they told us, and that's what they need to stick with. I don't want to go back. Just because there's no working launcher does not mean that the game is bad. In fact, I mostly just post on the forum anyway. The client is largely superfluous for me," stated one infuriated capsuleer.

The launcher is expected to work as soon as someone on the dev team googles how to rename and delete files through the patch system, a difficult task that nobody would expect anyone who was a programmer on the greatest game in all existence to know how to do, especially if they were from EA.

Other capsuleers are ambivalent to the changes. "I spend all my time hanging out alone in Captain's Quarters, watching TV. It amazes me how true-to-life EVE really is."

Please stay tuned as this story continues to develop into the past.



Wait.....so Rubicon is not working? Can we log into the client at all? Im at work waiting all f*cking day to log on when i get home.

Looked up...saw this F***ING clown dropping like a rock.  Woke up in Vylade wondering what just happened!!!
Jythier Smith
BGG Wolves
#3 - 2013-11-19 19:09:36 UTC
Note:

Satire
Maximus Hashur
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-11-19 19:15:01 UTC
Jythier Smith wrote:
Note:

Satire



ok. i was sitting hari carri style on the floor with a wakisashi poised over my stomach ready to end it. I decided to check this post one more time before it ended it. Glad i did.

Looked up...saw this F***ING clown dropping like a rock.  Woke up in Vylade wondering what just happened!!!
Jythier Smith
BGG Wolves
#5 - 2013-11-19 19:18:19 UTC
Maximus Hashur wrote:
Jythier Smith wrote:
Note:

Satire



ok. i was sitting hari carri style on the floor with a wakisashi poised over my stomach ready to end it. I decided to check this post one more time before it ended it. Glad i did.


Without a second???
Maximus Hashur
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-11-19 19:28:11 UTC
Jythier Smith wrote:
Maximus Hashur wrote:
Jythier Smith wrote:
Note:

Satire



ok. i was sitting hari carri style on the floor with a wakisashi poised over my stomach ready to end it. I decided to check this post one more time before i ended it. Glad i did.


Without a second???



Im boss like that. Solo seppuku

Looked up...saw this F***ING clown dropping like a rock.  Woke up in Vylade wondering what just happened!!!
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#7 - 2013-11-19 19:47:01 UTC
Well, if we are going to play with punctuation, might as well move the words a bit....

Turning back? No!

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Jythier Smith
BGG Wolves
#8 - 2013-11-19 19:49:59 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
Well, if we are going to play with punctuation, might as well move the words a bit....

Turning back? No!


This is the first in a series of satire articles that I will post here to poke fun at EVE Life, EVE Events, and especially the people in charge. :)

I'm loving EVE and I love writing. And the EVEion didn't hire me.
Za'afiel
Imperceptible Bedevilment
#9 - 2013-11-19 20:00:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Za'afiel
ISD Ezwal wrote:
Well, if we are going to play with punctuation, might as well move the words a bit....

Turning back? No!


Let's eat grandma!

Let's eat, grandma!

Punctuation can save your life... Bear

Shoot them all! Be polite.