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I scared a new corp member and he ragequited EVE

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Wawarp Dridrive ActActive
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-11-16 18:33:57 UTC
Last month I was spamming the recruitment channel a bit and talked to dozens of folks only to get a couple of them recruited, you know how this works.

So this little guy in a trial account got interested by mining and I taught him the ropes: what ships to fly, how to properly fit his vessels to resist the rats, and kill them with the appropiate drones, and whatnot.

We made some mining ops

We ran a session of lvl1 and lvl2 missions

I wasted my time and isk doing such poor-man activities just for the nice feeling of helping a new EVE Online player. Finally he subscribed for 6 months. Yay!

It was all nice when suddenly, hey, I got this shiny idea:

How do I introduce this little carebear to PVP? What if I scare him? LOL


So he was trying his brand new Retriever - epic moment as he described it - he worked a reasonable amount of hours mining in Venture to afford it. Well I popped in belt with my Caracal and blasted his shields. Got no response.

I talked in corp channel and fleet channel. I loled. Nothing. AFK?

Suddenly his fatass retriever is moving aligned to station but the miserable was scrambled by myself. Still no response in chat. LMAO...

So as I consider silence as an insult to my intelligence, I decided to excavate the armor. Scary! Now the little guy decided to talk:

"WTF is this? Im placing a huge bounty on your head!!! This is not a joke!!!!!"


I loled a bit more and finally let him go in a perfectly white structure, only after explaining him he should trust no one and that this was only a demonstration of how harsh EVE can be.

Dude docked and dropped from corp, blocked me. I noticed he blocked me because I was offering some ISK to repair his armor... but message couldnt get delivered.

He still in NPC after 1 month. I think he really quited EVE Online. Waste of 70 bucks, LOL!!!I I have mixed feelins about this.


Skeln Thargensen
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-11-16 18:38:36 UTC
i once teamkilled a guy in WoT. true story.

forums.  serious business.

J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-11-16 18:39:29 UTC
0/10

Or post with your main.

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Skeln Thargensen
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-11-16 18:46:28 UTC
or at least eat something, your long spindly arms are disturbing.

forums.  serious business.

Jim Era
#5 - 2013-11-16 18:46:43 UTC
I am ragequitting EVE because of this story.

I thought this was a game for crafting and not PVP

Wat™

xxVastorxx
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-11-16 18:58:31 UTC
after he gets trained up he is gonna come back and rofl stomp you and your gonna cry, karma works wonders.
Na Und
Galactronics
#7 - 2013-11-16 18:59:46 UTC
Wawarp Dridrive ActActive wrote:
It was all nice when suddenly, hey, I got this shiny idea:

How do I introduce this little carebear to PVP? What if I scare him? LOL




EVE "vet" gets stupid idea, that fails in its execution. Film at 11.
Jose Ronald Palasialdana
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-11-16 19:09:25 UTC
Hey Mang,
You sound just like some other people I've met in Eve. If you shared your LOLs with someone.. I'd understand... but... ??!?!

"I gotz this great idea..LMAO.. LOL... GANK... sheesh why doesn't anyone like me?!?? I'm such a great guy!"


Adds OP to watchlist with label: PSYCHOS <-143 currently with this label.

Their is a lot of mental illness in the world... and in Eve.... just saying...


Seek help,


Jose Ronald, Minmatar spiritual enabler
Cazador 64
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-11-16 19:10:48 UTC
Posting in a stealth Eve is dying thread?
Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#10 - 2013-11-16 21:33:28 UTC
Cazador 64 wrote:
Posting in a stealth Eve is dying thread?


nah, that's the thread about the patch notes. This is clearly a stealth nerf AFK cloak thread.

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stoicfaux
#11 - 2013-11-16 21:57:24 UTC
Cazador 64 wrote:
Posting in a stealth Eve is dying is full of misanthropic arseholes thread?

FTFY

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Xavier Higdon
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-11-16 21:59:20 UTC
So wait, you recruited a guy that expressly stated his interest in industry, taught him how to improve his industrial capability and then decided he was a dirty carebear? Schizophrenic perhaps? They have medication that might help you.
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-11-16 21:59:45 UTC
You should have just blown up his ship and bought him a new one. I don't blame him for blocking you; I have no time for people who do things half-ass either.
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-11-16 22:03:01 UTC
the poor noob probably had to change his underwear before replying no wonder he blocked you
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Hesod Adee
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-11-16 22:05:47 UTC
I'd also drop corp if the CEO started shooting me and then tried to claim it was teaching me a lesson. Especially when it's a CEO who was teaching me, but left that very important lesson until after I'd paid for a subscription. Especially if the CEO did this to a shiny new ship that took so long to afford.

If you want to introduce someone to PvP, start by introducing them to fun PvP. Don't just gank them because you felt like it.

In fact, I think you weren't teaching him a lesson. I think you were trying to gank him, failed at it, then made up an excuse to make yourself feel better.
Obunagawe
#16 - 2013-11-16 22:14:13 UTC
Sounds like something I'd do.
Naydra Adni
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-11-16 22:18:11 UTC
so.. you recruit some kid who wants to play the industrial side of eve (before he finds it's boring on his own) you take him under your wing, give him tips, pointers and fitting/ship tutoring.. then he mines for who knows how long to buy a retriever which is "epic" in his own words., then you try to blow it up?
then you go to GD and brag about what a badass you are? yeah.. kick that kid off his trike.. you are hardcore dude.. the baddest of the bad.
Jim Era
#18 - 2013-11-16 22:28:16 UTC
What is with all of the pampering people are mentioning in here...
Makes eve sound like a terrible game if everyone is your friend.

Wat™

Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#19 - 2013-11-16 22:48:26 UTC
So, instead of profiting off him via corp taxes you decided to... what, exactly?

Hell, even goonswarm recruitment scammers do better (by a lot) and that is actually quite sad.

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Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-11-16 23:40:14 UTC
Yeah i joined this corp the ceo seemed solid. Turns out he was made ceo by the founder who was an assbutt. Cool guy had to do all this work while the founder acted like a 200% tool. Shooting new guys, ripping em off selling em cheap things at crazy high prices the usual.
So the idiot tried to shoot me on the undock but i had an insta, then he follows me around being annoying.
Had a talk to coolguy ceo, shrugs all round, he made me ceo and split, i got an out of corp buddy to move all the corp assets in many orca loads while the jackass slept.
See he thought all the new recruits had no hauling or fighting ability, so acted the fool.

His stuff was delicious, probably one of the few times a jerk directly paid for it.
OP has no imagination or patience, definitely not leadership material.


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