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The Erotica 1 Zone - Widot Alts Make Terrible CSMs and Posters

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Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#101 - 2013-11-09 15:15:27 UTC
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:
Are you THE Darious JOHNSON?

Normally I would have to bow down before an almighty god such as yourself being in an honor bound corp and all . . . but after seeing you openly and publicly stream yourself playing the wretched World of Warcraft on the TMC twitch stream, your word is just kinda meh to me now.


Ah! So THAT's the reason why he's not in CCP any more? They caught him titillating with WoW during overtime or something? Twisted

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La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#102 - 2013-11-09 15:41:15 UTC
Infinity Ziona wrote:
Why would a Goon need help getting on CSM?


We need to be hand fed cheetos and mountain dew.

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SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#103 - 2013-11-09 15:53:43 UTC
lol goon tears nice one darius Lol

Erotica 1, I am looking forward to having you on the CSM, it will be a great year.

I disagree
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#104 - 2013-11-09 16:31:20 UTC
Wow, I've never cringed so much and liked so many posts in the same thread before.
Josef Djugashvilis
#105 - 2013-11-09 16:36:26 UTC
Is this a family fight, or can anyone join in?

This is not a signature.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#106 - 2013-11-09 16:48:51 UTC
Darius is fighting, I'm laughing, so I don't know what you call that... maybe the weird family uncle who comes over to get togethers and says all sorts of oddball things, with everyone giving each other weird looks, not knowing what to say? Something like that.

I recognize Mittens as the leader of nullsec, and James 315 as the saviour of highsec. All of these aunts, uncles and cousins, well it's like any extended family really, you get all sorts. Most goons are cuddly and fun to hang out with. Some embarrass the family, but hey it's family. If someone wants to shoot at Darius, I'll still shoot the other guy. Darius shoots blue? I'll laugh, because it's just internet spaceships.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#107 - 2013-11-09 16:58:50 UTC
It's me, I'm the crazy uncle. I'm drunk and trying to flirt with the woman you've brought to meet your extended family. The whole thing is just awkward. I try to do a magic trick with an olive and everyone looks away.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#108 - 2013-11-09 17:04:59 UTC
Lots of crazy uncles, incest, and other things we shall not discuss on gd. It's basically just a family of swingers who like to get drunk and screw around. If that sounds interesting, there is a joining deposit. Darius can sign you up, as can many other recruiters such as Johnny.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#109 - 2013-11-09 17:34:46 UTC
I only approve of "calling you out" posts if they are troll-y attempts at humor.
Even if they're bad attempts at humor, that's better than actually being mad at someone over a video game.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
The Awakened34
WE-Tech Corporation
#110 - 2013-11-09 17:50:16 UTC
Callout threads are the best kind of threads if properly executed.

This is not one of those threads.
Prince Kobol
#111 - 2013-11-09 19:13:18 UTC
I don't think I have ever been so confused..

WTF is thread all about?
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#112 - 2013-11-09 19:17:30 UTC
Prince Kobol wrote:
I don't think I have ever been so confused..

WTF is thread all about?


Start at the 17m skillpoint thread. Then work your way here. That's what we all did.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Prince Kobol
#113 - 2013-11-09 19:21:11 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Prince Kobol wrote:
I don't think I have ever been so confused..

WTF is thread all about?


Start at the 17m skillpoint thread. Then work your way here. That's what we all did.


You know what, don't think I will..

I will just pretend that any thread involving yourself or Darius simply do not exist.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#114 - 2013-11-09 19:28:57 UTC
Prince Kobol wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
Prince Kobol wrote:
I don't think I have ever been so confused..

WTF is thread all about?


Start at the 17m skillpoint thread. Then work your way here. That's what we all did.


You know what, don't think I will..

I will just pretend that any thread involving yourself or Darius simply do not exist.


I will pretend that you will vote for me for CSM.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Prince Kobol
#115 - 2013-11-09 19:30:40 UTC
Erotica 1 wrote:
Prince Kobol wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
Prince Kobol wrote:
I don't think I have ever been so confused..

WTF is thread all about?


Start at the 17m skillpoint thread. Then work your way here. That's what we all did.


You know what, don't think I will..

I will just pretend that any thread involving yourself or Darius simply do not exist.


I will pretend that you will vote for me for CSM.


Then were both happy Big smile
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#116 - 2013-11-09 19:33:18 UTC
Prince Kobol wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
Prince Kobol wrote:
Erotica 1 wrote:
Prince Kobol wrote:
I don't think I have ever been so confused..

WTF is thread all about?


Start at the 17m skillpoint thread. Then work your way here. That's what we all did.


You know what, don't think I will..

I will just pretend that any thread involving yourself or Darius simply do not exist.


I will pretend that you will vote for me for CSM.


Then were both happy Big smile


You know, if I could have a photograph of you holding a sign that says "Erotica 1 for CSM" I would probably not ask you again. I'm building my collection and have 7 now from recent clients.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#117 - 2013-11-09 19:36:42 UTC

Thanks ISD Dosnix for snipping Darius right where it counts!

I can always count on ISD and CCP to be there for us. I love you guys!

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#118 - 2013-11-09 21:50:56 UTC
How the hell did this thread even end up in CAOD?

Im sure this thread will find a home somewhere, but CAOD is not the that place.

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Darius JOHNSON
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#119 - 2013-11-09 22:14:48 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
How the hell did this thread even end up in CAOD?

Im sure this thread will find a home somewhere, but CAOD is not the that place.


Someone who is dumb moved it because they don't understand how narrative or forums work
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#120 - 2013-11-09 23:56:29 UTC
Darius JOHNSON wrote:
KuroVolt wrote:
How the hell did this thread even end up in CAOD?

Im sure this thread will find a home somewhere, but CAOD is not the that place.


Someone who is dumb moved it because they don't understand how narrative or forums work


Maybe they were just trying to spare everyone some embarrassment.