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So... anyone here a doctor? lol
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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-11-03 10:34:31 UTC
My big toe was numb when i woke up just over an hour ago, and its still numb...

am i going to die?

Shocked

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2 - 2011-11-03 10:41:13 UTC
According to my trusted sources, you might have lung cancer, leukemia, prostate cancer, liver cancer, colon cancer, kidney cancer, aids, a blood clot, internal hemorrhaging, the common cold, the flu, gangrene, a stroke, a heart attack, liver failure, kidney failure, a blocked nerve, paralysis or brain trauma.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-11-03 10:43:02 UTC
wow...all i did was go to bed a little later than normal

:(

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#4 - 2011-11-03 10:47:32 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
wow...all i did was go to bed a little later than normal

:(


You should have said so earlier!

That narrows it down to lung cancer, leukemia, prostate cancer, liver cancer, colon cancer, kidney cancer, aids, a blood clot, internal hemorrhaging, the common cold, the flu, a stroke, a heart attack, liver failure, kidney failure, a blocked nerve, paralysis or brain trauma.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-11-03 10:48:54 UTC
well, im glad gangrene is off the list at least

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#6 - 2011-11-03 10:52:39 UTC
It depends on how much later you went to sleep though, if it was more than 1 hour later as usual it would add lead poisoning to the list of possible things.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2011-11-03 11:00:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir Substance
I didn't feel like telling you to your face that it's over, so I slipped nightshade into your tea.

I'm breaking up with you BTW.

The beatings will continue until posting improves. -Magnus Cortex

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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-11-03 11:06:22 UTC
O_O

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I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Niboro
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2011-11-03 11:06:43 UTC
It's Onomatopoeia. And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#10 - 2011-11-03 11:14:35 UTC
Maybe it's an allergic reaction of some kind.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-11-03 11:15:23 UTC
Mireidor wrote:
Maybe it's an allergic reaction of some kind.


To nightshade? more then likely.

The beatings will continue until posting improves. -Magnus Cortex

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Niboro
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2011-11-03 11:16:47 UTC
Mireidor wrote:
Maybe it's an allergic reaction of some kind.

Semen
Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
#13 - 2011-11-03 11:20:20 UTC
It's Lupus!
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-11-03 11:20:28 UTC
i mean, who doesnt dip their toes in that before going to bed?

lol

you may not believe me, but this was meant to be a serious post...

ill let you know if the toe turns blue or white or any other shade of death.

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#15 - 2011-11-03 11:22:15 UTC
Lutz Major wrote:
It's Lupus!


It's never lupus.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#16 - 2011-11-03 11:55:28 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
i mean, who doesnt dip their toes in that before going to bed?

lol

you may not believe me, but this was meant to be a serious post...

ill let you know if the toe turns blue or white or any other shade of death.


If it turns slightly grey with a blue tone to it and when you press on it with a thumb, it has some resistance but gives after and you hear a organic popping sound -- you need to cut it off.

If you don't you will see tendrils of the same blue-grey color radiate outwards.

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Sir Substance
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2011-11-03 11:57:57 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:

you may not believe me, but this was meant to be a serious post...

In all seriousness, there are a lot of reasons why you might lose sensetivity in an extremity, some bad but many harmless.

Being unable to feel is pretty vague.

Can you detect temperature (dip it in hot water)?
Can you detect blunt force (gently hit it on the top with something made of rubber)?
Can you detect sharpness (poke the underside with a needle or skewer, no need to break the skin)?

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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-11-03 12:03:15 UTC
Sir Substance wrote:

Can you detect blunt force (gently hit it on the top with something made of rubber)?
Can you detect sharpness (poke the underside with a needle or skewer, no need to break the skin)?


OH MY GOD, IVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH BLOOD!

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-11-03 12:03:35 UTC
ITS EVERYWHERE!!!

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#20 - 2011-11-03 12:03:55 UTC
Mireidor wrote:
Lutz Major wrote:
It's Lupus!


It's never lupus.


Then it has to be Wilson's disease.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

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